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Waiting on my date to get here... ask me anything (1 Viewer)
- Thread starter Joe T
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northern exposure
Footballguy
Of course, the obvious one. Pics? 
Dan Lambskin
Footballguy
How big are her ####?
Phase of the Game
Footballguy
Applebees or Red Lobster?
Joe T
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BowieMercs
Footballguy
northern exposure
Footballguy
Maybe I've been watching too much of the NFL Combine.
But, height, weight, 40 time and how many times can she bench 225?
ETA - What did she score on the Wonderlic?
But, height, weight, 40 time and how many times can she bench 225?
ETA - What did she score on the Wonderlic?
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Joe T
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northern exposure
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Reg Lllama of Brixton
Footballguy
Is he cute? Is he brown? Would he like to come in and join you for a cocktail, Joseph? If he's polite let him in. Is he clean? Have him take off his shoes.
Don't Toews Me
Footballguy
If you gave an order that Santiago wasn't to be touched, and your orders are always followed, then why would Santiago be in danger? Why would it be necessary to transfer him off the base?
Dan Lambskin
Footballguy
How many cubic inches of pubic hair do you expect she has ?
BowieMercs
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In The Zone
Footballguy
Are you a good wall soaker?
Johnny Rock
Footballguy
Bareback?
Long Ball Larry
Footballguy
northern exposure
Footballguy
Based on the lack of response from the OP, he may have been the roofie rather than the roofer. I think I'm using these terms correctly.
northern exposure
Footballguy
The OP will face repercussions when he returns. But, due to his avatar, I would recommend leniency.
Skipdog77
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I think it's roofee in the imaginary Websters
"Roofus the roofer roofied the roofee Joe T"
jvdesigns2002
Footballguy
You gonna buy her dinner before you try to hug her?
mr fancypants
Footballguy
Predate Fap?
In The Zone
Footballguy
You lucky dog you.
James Daulton
Footballguy
Starts an ask me anything thread, answers absolutely nothing.
I hope you got shut down.
I hope you got shut down.
Mr. Pickles
Footballguy
Don't Toews Me
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ShamrockPride
Footballguy
Well OP? Did you nail her? Hugs will suffice as well.
Binky The Doormat
Footballguy
You know these things only work when the guy asking us to ask questions actually answers those questions Dickey McDickface.
ETA: Was really looking forward to this thread when it appeared. Giant tease let down. JoeT owes us.
ETA: Was really looking forward to this thread when it appeared. Giant tease let down. JoeT owes us.
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Binky The Doormat
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Binky The Doormat
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McGarnicle
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Friday threads > weekend threads
I'll be in need of a liver from the hepatitis long before I will need a kidney
Joe T
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Son, we live in a world that has walls, and those walls have to be guarded by men with guns. Who's gonna do it? You? You, Lieutenant Weinberg? I have a greater responsibility than you can possibly fathom. You weep for Santiago and you curse the Marines. You have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know, that Santiago's death, while tragic, probably saved lives. And my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, saves lives! You don't want the truth, because deep down in places you don't talk about at parties, you want me on that wall. You need me on that wall. We use words like "honor", "code", "loyalty". We use these words as the backbone of a life spent defending something. You use them as a punchline. I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who rises and sleeps under the blanket of the very freedom that I provide, and then questions the manner in which I provide it! I would rather you just said "thank you", and went on your way. Otherwise, I suggest you pick up a weapon, and stand a post. Either way, I don't give a damn what you think you are entitled to!
