Wow, I thought it was just my company :
1.) Guy #1 - he used to fall asleep on the toilet and snore loudly - he did this for about 6 months until he was let go.
2.) Guy #2 - he has some sort of issues going on, like a lot of issues. But one of the more odd and annoying issues he has (and this is like a 50+ year old man) is that he will stand in the stall and RUN/ FULL SPRINT out of the restroom but only AFTER you have gone into the stall. So he does his thing, buttons up and like a cat, waits for opportunity to exit like the bathroom is on fire. Key points here, he does NOT wash his hands and yes he SPRINTS out of the bathroom and yes you will get knocked over if you are in his way. There's A LOT of weird things this guy does, this is just one example.
3.) Guy #3 - we used to call this guy "beenie weenie" because he ate nothing but canned beans every single day, three times a day and he used to spray crap everywhere. He also used to leave his dirty dishes in the sink. He left the company on his own.
4.) Guy #4 - this guy died some years ago but he used to intentionally piss down the overflow drain in our old bathrooms before they were remodeled. We had a "men's only" company meeting with the old president of the company. He called the meeting and said "this has to stop, whomever is pissing down the drain you will cease immediately" and it was done in such a way so as to say "we know who it is but we don't really have proof." Cameras were installed company wide about a month or so after this meeting, the drain pisser was nabbed and it stopped.
5.) Guys #5 and #6 - they don't wash their hands and all the jokes, belittling, singling out, embarrassing remarks, etc. have failed. Now it's to the point "oh, someone else is in the bathroom, I'll pretend to wash my hands." I've stopped saying anything so neither of them wash their hands nor even "fake wash" their hands around me any more. By fake wash, I mean, I'm standing right there (a foot away) and I can see them turn the water on and turn it right off and walk away like "it's all good, amirite?" kind of a look.
5.) Guy #7 - this guy, to me, is the worst. It's like this guy has some kind of spray nozzle attached to his azzhole. This guy, literally, sprays $hit onto the upper back most part of the toilet and I will be double damned if I understand how this is even humanly possible. Seriously, I do not get it. I mean, I see it, I do not know whom is responsible and I always smh and walk away from that stall but it makes my mind go into 10 minutes of trying to figure out how one does this. It's like one of those giant cement guns spraying crap in a very specific, above the water line and to the upper most back part of the bowl. Again, the human azzhole points straight down, how in God's name does someone get his azzhole to point there and spray crap like it'a some kind of azs uzi is beyond me. It's so disgusting though, I'd like to stick his head in there while he explains it to me but then again, maybe I don't want to know.