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What's Normal? - Do You Primarily Fold or Crumple Your Toilet Paper? (1 Viewer)

When preparing to wipe, do you crumple up the toilet paper in a wad or do you fold/roll it neatly?

  • Fold/Roll

    Votes: 79 65.3%
  • Crumple

    Votes: 42 34.7%

  • Total voters
    121
Fold, always. I opened this expecting to see 10:1 fold to crumple ratio. There way more crumplers out there that I thought. I feel like if the crumple came loose before depositing in the toilet, you'd run a real risk of stray piece of soiled papers hitting the seat or something else.
Just drop it in.

We crumplers aren't yelling KOBE! as we shoot a fadeaway into the toilet with our #### smeared wipe.
 
#teamcrumple

at some point I came to realize my wife is a folder

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oddly, she squeezes toothpaste from the middle

I have a device that slides over the end to ensure smooth uniform release - makes rolling up the end unnecessary, you just slide it up the tube a smidge

doesn’t quite match, right? given that, you’d think i’d be a folder & she’d be a crumpler

humans, eh
 
#teamcrumple

at some point I came to realize my wife is a folder

****************

oddly, she squeezes toothpaste from the middle

I have a device that slides over the end to ensure smooth uniform release - makes rolling up the end unnecessary, you just slide it up the tube a smidge

doesn’t quite match, right? given that, you’d think i’d be a folder & she’d be a crumpler

humans, eh
I wasn’t sure if you were still talking about toothpaste there.
 

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