So, I legally purchased marijuana for recreational use in Colorado over the weekend. It was a pretty awesome experience.
I had gone by one of my local recreational dispensaries a couple times earlier in the week, but was deterred by the long lines stretching out the door and sometimes down the block. Denver got about 5-6 inches of snow on Saturday, so I thought it would be worth going by a dispensary while the city and streets were relatively quiet due to the weather.
My wife and I went by a place called
The Green Solution over on the west side of Denver. I was relieved to see that there was no line outside when we pulled up. There were probably about 20 people standing in the lobby waiting to check in. The line was composed of a pretty wide range of ages and races from your typical Colorado 20- and 30-something couples or groups of friends, to some middle-aged Mexican guys, to a couple 45-50 year old white women, to your stereotypical early 20's stoners who made a weed pilgrimage from Nebraska. The girl at the front desk checked IDs to make sure that you were at least 21 years old and entered some basic information into their system. She told the customers that the information was for internal use only and is not placed in any state database (I believe the dispensaries have to ensure that they don't sell more than the legal limit to a person in one day). After you pass the ID check, you get to enter into the back room of the dispensary. And that's when it gets pretty glorious.
The back room of the dispensary had large display cases along the walls that contained probably at least 30 different strains of marijuana, dozens of varieties of hash, all kinds of different edibles (candies, baked goods, THC-infused sodas), and pre-rolled joints and blunts. Each strain of marijuana had its own individual IPad screen that provided information about the name of the strain, the type of strain (sativa, indica, sativa-dominant hybrid, etc.), the tested potency of the various canniboids in the strain (THC, THCV, CBG, etc.), the tasting notes (blueberry, strawberry, bubblegum, blue cheese, etc.), and a description of the high (euphoric, creative, active, psychedelic, relaxing, sleepy, etc.). Here is an example of the
IPad display screens about the strains. There were about six large flat screen TVs mounted on the walls that provided product pricing for both medical and recreational use, advertisements for various edible products, and a live video feed of their marijuana grow rooms on-site. I was impressed with how high tech and classy this place was.
We waited in another small line in the back room until a budtender is available to come serve you. The budtender essentially serves as your personal guide throughout the marijuana purchasing experience. She asks what you are looking for (flower, hash, edibles, etc.) and then guides you through the different sections. Here is a
picture of the hash section and the clone bar. I told her I was primarily interested in flower, so she took me to the back wall where they had
nuggets of each of the different strains on display with the accompanying IPad of information about the strain. The budtender asks a bunch of questions about what type of high you are looking for, so that she can make an appropriate strain recommendation. I asked about some of her favorite sativa-dominant and indica-dominant hybrids, and she pulled out several beakers from behind the counter so that I could closely examine and smell the buds. The appearance and smell of the buds were absolutely phenomenal. I ultimately decided to get an eighth of Kali Mist, a sativa-dominant hybrid, and an eighth of Star 47, an indica-dominant hybrid.
Here is a picture of
the Kali Mist and
the Star 47. Pretty ridiculous looking stuff, huh?
The budtender also asks you if you need any smoking accessories, such as rolling papers, bongs, or vaporizers. Once you place your order, the budtender enters it into the computer and someone in the back weighs out the marijuana and puts it in cylindrical plastic green medicine jars. When your order is ready, they call you up to a line of registers to pay. At this location, they accepted cash and debit cards with a PIN number. My total for a total of a quarter ounce of their highest grade recreational marijuana was $80 after taxes -- probably $20-25 more expensive than marijuana typically is for medical purposes but still about $40 cheaper than it would generally cost on the black market in major cities in prohibition states. The price for an ounce of top shelf for medical patients was $199 whereas it was $239 for recreational use after taxes. For the quality of product that I purchased legally from a high tech retail store, I have no complaints about the price. I also picked up
a t-shirt to commemorate the experience, which brought my total to an even $100.
It was truly a great experience inside the dispensary. Everyone was in a great mood with huge smiles on their faces. I witnessed more high fives during the 20 minutes that I was in the back room of the dispensary than I've seen in the past year combined. The guy behind me said it was the greatest day of his life. The entire visit took about 40 minutes from the time we walked in the door until we left with my legally purchased bag of world class marijuana.
It's a new frontier out here in Colorado. I hope the rest of the country follows Colorado's lead and ends the senseless prohibition on marijuana.