Meet Jordan, Australia's unluckiest man (1 Viewer)

msommer

Footballguy

• Sep 28, 2016

• #1

Ouch

 

Jayrok

Footballguy

• Sep 28, 2016

• #2

"Doctor say, you gonna die, Kemosabe."  

 

Scoresman

Footballguy

• Sep 28, 2016

• #3

I consider myself pretty adventurous when it comes to traveling, but I have zero desire to visit Australia mainly for reasons like this. I don't think man was meant to live on that island. 

 

heckmanm

Footballguy

• Sep 28, 2016

• #4

The redback spider, closely related to the black widow spider, is distinguished by a long red stripe on its abdomen.

Its bite causes severe pain, sweating and nausea

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I think this would be true of ANYTHING biting my ####

 

Brony

Footballguy

• Sep 28, 2016

• #5

This would have been a better backstory for Spiderman origin.  Also, his peens shoots out cool webs.

 

msommer

Footballguy

• Sep 28, 2016

• #6

Scoresman said:

I consider myself pretty adventurous when it comes to traveling, but I have zero desire to visit Australia mainly for reasons like this. I don't think man was meant to live on that island. 

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In that respect I thnk you should probably stay away from the islands in South East Asia while you are at it...

 

Leroy Hoard

Footballguy

• Sep 28, 2016

• #7

Scoresman said:

I consider myself pretty adventurous when it comes to traveling, but I have zero desire to visit Australia mainly for reasons like this. I don't think man was meant to live on that island. 

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Probably why England used it as a penal colony.

 

KarmaPolice

Footballguy

• Sep 28, 2016

• #8

That's what he gets for sitting down to pee. 

 

cstu

Footballguy

• Sep 28, 2016

• #9

Evil Eddie - Queensland

 

Sconch

Footballguy

• Sep 28, 2016

• #10

"You're not really here for the hunting are you?"

 

DaVinci

FairTaxguy

• Sep 28, 2016

• #11

Once is an accident. Twice is a fetish.