Fox Scream
Footballguy
"I'm really considering slamming a few beers on my lunch break today. Isn't it pretty hard to prove that somebody is drunk?"
Not if they post the same thread 6 times.Isn't it pretty hard to prove that somebody is drunk?
Wake me up when the playoffs start"I really like the Pacers to do some home cooking against the Suns tonight. Will post some plays later tonight so we can make some money.
Hawks and Hornets interests me too. Lots of good NBA matchups tonight."
damn you.Fox Scream of Consciousness imo
That's tough, wouldn't want to be in this position. Gotta go with Hopkins against Oakland though.CJ Prosise or Deandre Hopkins PPR
Go to local bars and act normal. You get along with people, trade drinks and provide/social smoke outside the opportunity will present itself and if you're not completely awkward, new connect."I'm drunk at the bar. How do I make friends? Buy people booze? Is it rude to ask that guy with dreads if he knows where I can find some weed?"
Yup, was just skimming thru real quick, and misread as "eat the #### out of someone." Whoops."I've always thought it would be pretty rad to beat the #### out if someone with a cue stick in a bar fight."
It's Obamas fault he can't get laidhttps://forums.footballguys.com/forum/topic/738175-its-my-birthday-again/#comment-18609884
https://forums.footballguys.com/forum/topic/721217-its-my-birthday/#comment-17492361
You erase your newest birthday thread? I found these to put in there and it's gone.
Im gonna give you some life lessons right now:
1) Nobody gives a #### about your birthday
2) no birthday matters after 21 until 30
3) At your age, you still go to work on your birthday, you don't get a gold star, and there is no pizza party
4) You should be getting laid
Happy birthday, now step away from a message board and find a broad.