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we'll still have irascible Capella for a while but i'll have to say i'll miss him when the kid softens the sharp edges of his cold, dead heart

 

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mazel tov!

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Jameis Capella Jr. has a nice ring to it.

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Congrats Cappy :thumbup:

Can't help you with your sleep issue....baby's not gonna help either.  Talk the wife into breast feeding then the "work" part of being up is out of your hands.

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44 minutes ago, Capella said:

Wtf am I going to do, if I don't get 8 hours a night I'm useless. 

Have the kid watch Rays games - it'll sleep. Might have some hefty psychological counseling bills to deal with the trauma later though. There are no perfect solutions.

Oh, and, congrats. Having a kid has been the best experience of my life, I hope its the same for you.

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52 minutes ago, mr. furley said:

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we'll still have irascible Capella for a while but i'll have to say i'll miss him when the kid softens the sharp edges of his cold, dead heart

 

I don't think having 2 hours of sleep will help here. 

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8 minutes ago, Gr00vus said:

Have the kid watch Rays games - it'll sleep. Might have some hefty psychological counseling bills to deal with the trauma later though. There are no perfect solutions.

Oh, and, congrats. Having a kid has been the best experience of my life, I hope its the same for you.

Not sure I want to put the poor kid through that. 

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53 minutes ago, Capella said:

Wtf am I going to do, if I don't get 8 hours a night I'm useless. 

Then you are going to be useless.

For a time, at least.

Congrats.  Hopefully the kid will be smart enough to not repeat the sins of his father and will ditch Noles fandom at an early age.

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handing out likes like cigars.

 

 

honestly though- great news. all the cliches- good and bad- are entirely true. they'll be the best of times, they'll be the worst of times. you came, you saw, you... well- you came. congrats!

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4 minutes ago, Capella said:

I don't think having 2 hours of sleep will help here. 

give it about.... 3 1/2 years and you'll start to sleep mostly sort of normal again. possibly. 

 

 

probably not

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1 minute ago, mr. furley said:

give it about.... 3 1/2 years and you'll start to sleep mostly sort of normal again. possibly. 

 

 

probably not

until #2. and 3. etc. gmotis.

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7 minutes ago, El Floppo said:

handing out likes like cigars.

 

 

honestly though- great news. all the cliches- good and bad- are entirely true. they'll be the best of times, they'll be the worst of times. you came, you saw, you... well- you came. congrats!

Easy peasy likes right in this thread. 

 

Meant to not like dentist's post, but went for it anyways. 

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11 minutes ago, FreeBaGeL said:

Then you are going to be useless.

For a time, at least.

Congrats.  Hopefully the kid will be smart enough to not repeat the sins of his father and will ditch Noles fandom at an early age.

Wife is a gator alum, so it's gonna be a bit of a struggle. 

Gonna tape some Aaron Hernandez photos up around the house. It's going to look like his jury trial in here. 

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5 minutes ago, Bruce Dickinson said:

Deion Warrick Capella has a nice ring to it.

#### yeah it does!

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4 minutes ago, Bruce Dickinson said:

Deion Tebow Capella

Just floated Jameis. She told me to go make dinner. 

Also shook off Warren. "I'm not naming my ####ing kid after Warren ####ing Sapp"

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Bobby, Dalvin and Jimbo all unilaterally shot down without me even asking. 

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10 minutes ago, Capella said:

Just floated Jameis. She told me to go make dinner. 

Also shook off Warren. "I'm not naming my ####ing kid after Warren ####ing Sapp"

I'm no help here.  My efforts to name my daughter Ozzie Gugliotta lasted about 24 seconds.

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Congrats Cappy.  

My notebook is off - this is your first?  Coulda sworn you already had a lil fella.  

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Congrats...don't worry about the sleep thing.  It's amazing what your body can adapt to! My 3 month old slept his first full night through last night, and I woke up an hour before the alarm out of habit.  

Damn...now I'm going to feel bad for taking all your quarters in the bracket draft!   :kicksrock:

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Congrats man, sincerely, you're on the board.

:hifive:

As for your sleep, it's important that you start setting the tone now to your wife that her and the child will come second to your personal needs. You will require personal time and QUIET when demanded.

Good luck and God speed.

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Twins, maybe if you're really lucky triplets?

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1 hour ago, Capella said:

if I don't get 8 hours a night I'm useless. 

What about four?  How do you do with four hours?

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1 hour ago, Capella said:

Baby Cappy due date November 11, FSU v. Clemson night 

 

:mellow: 

 

 

Wtf am I going to do, if I don't get 8 hours a night I'm useless. 

Be prepared to be useless for the next 18 years.  If there is something you want to do, best do it now.

Oh, and congrats for finally consummating your marriage.  Kid too, I guess.

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37 minutes ago, Capella said:

Bobby, Dalvin and Jimbo all unilaterally shot down without me even asking. 

Marty Vincent

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