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Son at prom so I sent him this text (1 Viewer)

Family friends let their son take his gf to prom in the Mercedes 2 seater convertible.  No joke, dad and I spent 30 minutes calculating angles and what not about whether it was coitus-possible in that rig.  Our conclusion: penetration no, heavy petting yes.  However, I suggested a blacklight after.

 
facook said:
Family friends let their son take his gf to prom in the Mercedes 2 seater convertible.  No joke, dad and I spent 30 minutes calculating angles and what not about whether it was coitus-possible in that rig.  Our conclusion: penetration no, heavy petting yes.  However, I suggested a blacklight after.
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Creepy

 
facook said:
Family friends let their son take his gf to prom in the Mercedes 2 seater convertible.  No joke, dad and I spent 30 minutes calculating angles and what not about whether it was coitus-possible in that rig.  Our conclusion: penetration no, heavy petting yes.  However, I suggested a blacklight after.
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Life... uh, Finds a way.

 
RokNRole said:
Why are we assuming the date is a girl?
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Have you ever went to or seen a prom a date that hasn't went to the parents house before hand and taken pictures and things of that such? I am sure there are a few, I had to be ready for the prom at like 5pm to go to my date's house for pictures, then back to my house for pictures.

 
facook said:
Family friends let their son take his gf to prom in the Mercedes 2 seater convertible.  No joke, dad and I spent 30 minutes calculating angles and what not about whether it was coitus-possible in that rig.  Our conclusion: penetration no, heavy petting yes.  However, I suggested a blacklight after.
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Until he brings the car back looking like this.

 
facook said:
Family friends let their son take his gf to prom in the Mercedes 2 seater convertible.  No joke, dad and I spent 30 minutes calculating angles and what not about whether it was coitus-possible in that rig.  Our conclusion: penetration no, heavy petting yes.  However, I suggested a blacklight after.
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I've done it in the front seat of a Le Car so pretty sure it's possible in a Mercedes. 

 
facook said:
Family friends let their son take his gf to prom in the Mercedes 2 seater convertible.  No joke, dad and I spent 30 minutes calculating angles and what not about whether it was coitus-possible in that rig.  Our conclusion: penetration no, heavy petting yes.  However, I suggested a blacklight after.
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Which one of you assumed the position(s) of the gf? NTTATWWT.

 
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msudaisy26 said:
Have you ever went to or seen a prom a date that hasn't went to the parents house before hand and taken pictures and things of that such? I am sure there are a few, I had to be ready for the prom at like 5pm to go to my date's house for pictures, then back to my house for pictures.
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No I have never been involved in that kind of activity.

 
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