Statueguys - Creepy Statue ID, Please (1 Viewer)

Ron Swanson · Mar 24, 2018

A house down the street has two statues in their front yard. I have no idea what they are but they creep me out. And they move them around the yard once a week or so to new positions. WTF?

Anyone recognize these? Are they some popular culture thing I don't get? Please save me from having to knock on their door and actually talk to my neighbors.

Creepy Statue 1

Creepy Statue 2

Ditkaless Wonders · Mar 24, 2018

Nice.

AAABatteries · Mar 24, 2018

Frostillicus · Mar 24, 2018

Burn it down.

Dan Lambskin · Mar 24, 2018

Guessing you’ll be sacrificed to their god soon

psychobillies · Mar 24, 2018

You're neighbors are probably just really ####ty artists/serial killers. Nothing to be too worried about.

skol asylum · Mar 24, 2018

Back your truck into their yard, hook a chain around the tall one's neck, and pull it down like they did to Hussein's statue in Baghdad. That should get the neighborhood talking.

Don't Toews Me · Mar 24, 2018

Your neighbors must be Illuminati

Scoresman · Mar 24, 2018

Statue of a guy taking a piss with a hipster in a brown beanie and chuck taylors kneeling down pretending to drink the pee.

ProstheticRGK · Mar 24, 2018

One of your neighbors has apparently fallen under the influence of a Colo Colo. And is also taking sculpture classes at the local JC. Call the local Machi, and leave a stretched canvas and some oil paints on the doorstep.

ShamrockPride · Mar 24, 2018

Dude can craft a lamb head, that's for darn sure. The rest? Needs a lot of practice. That body looks like melted mush. The thighs are morbidly obese.

The General · Mar 24, 2018

The bear head looking one laying causally is great.

ProstheticRGK · Mar 24, 2018

ShamrockPride said:
Dude can craft a lamb head, that's for darn sure. The rest? Needs a lot of practice. That body looks like melted mush. The thighs are morbidly obese.

The General said:
The bear head looking one laying causally is great.

It’s clearly a rat head. Right?

The General · Mar 24, 2018

ProstheticRGK said:
It’s clearly a rat head. Right?

I’m going juvenile black bear. Rounded ears, pronounced snout.

El Floppo · Mar 24, 2018

They're art. Hth

Johnny Rock · Mar 24, 2018

Ron Swanson said:
Creepy Statue 1

“Cow in Reclining Position Atop Old Desk Without Legs”

Creepy Statue 2

“Dog-Man-Bat”

ProstheticRGK · Mar 24, 2018

El Floppo said:
They're art. Hth

That’s definitely a word. And words can describe things. I’m not sure if I’d use that word to describe those things, though.

El Floppo · Mar 24, 2018

ProstheticRGK said:
That’s definitely a word. And words can describe things. I’m not sure if I’d use that word to describe those things, though.

Without bad art, we'd never know what good art is.

H Jass · Mar 24, 2018

I’m not 100% sure, but before I guess I need to ask you a question: Do you lock your doors as well as your children’s windows at night?

The General · Mar 24, 2018

El Floppo said:
Without bad art, we'd never know what good art is.

Big point of art is to create dialogue, everyone has unique tastes. Like driving everyone thinks they are right.

It gets tricky when they plop it in their front yard :lol:

NotSmart · Mar 24, 2018

cap'n grunge said:
Back your truck into their yard, hook a chain around the tall one's neck, and pull it down like they did to Hussein's statue in Baghdad. That should get the neighborhood talking.

Or chuck some shoes at the statues.

That's a pretty big insult you know.

Hov34 · Mar 24, 2018

Bart Simpson the tall one.

prosopis · Mar 24, 2018

That's a problem.

popeye · Mar 24, 2018

Obviously just letting everyone in your neighborhood know they are swingers.

Long Ball Larry · Mar 24, 2018

does the female form make you uncomfortable, Mr. Swanson?

The General · Mar 24, 2018

popeye said:
Obviously just letting everyone in your neighborhood know they are swingers.

Yup. Human bear statue is pretty much the international bat signal for swingers.

belljr · Mar 24, 2018

You should paint KISS faces on them

Punxsutawney Phil · Mar 24, 2018

Those are their Warcraft characters.

NotSmart · Mar 24, 2018

belljr said:
You should paint KISS faces on them

You heard about the party being busted right? Not to worry.
There's a new fiesta in the making as we speak. It's out at the Moon Tower,
full kegs, everybody's going to be there, you ought to go.

NotSmart · Mar 24, 2018

Long Ball Larry said:
does the female form make you uncomfortable, Mr. Swanson?

Those statues have been commended as being strongly ######l which bothers some men.

The word itself makes some men uncomfortable.

######.

Long Ball Larry · Mar 24, 2018

NotSmart said:
Those statues have been commended as being strongly ######l which bothers some men.

The word itself makes some men uncomfortable.

######.

oh yeah?

NotSmart · Mar 24, 2018

Long Ball Larry said:
oh yeah?

Yes, they don't like hearing it and find it difficult to say whereas without batting an eye a man will refer to his #### or his rod or his Johnson.

shuke · Mar 24, 2018

I won’t believe these are actually your neighbors until I see a selfie

Osaurus · Mar 24, 2018

You need to get a bird cannon as soon as possible.

PlasmaDogPlasma · Mar 24, 2018

ProstheticRGK said:
It’s clearly a rat head. Right?

Could be, but I thought bear when I looked as well

ShamrockPride · Mar 24, 2018

Dog-man-bat but wtf is emerging from its chest?

SFBayDuck · Mar 24, 2018

I understand they are in new positions around the yard, but have you actually seen the neighbors move them around?

Otis · Mar 24, 2018

Otis · Mar 24, 2018

shuke said:
I won’t believe these are actually your neighbors until I see a selfie

Penny pic or it didn’t happen

ragincajun · Mar 24, 2018

We have a rich guy down the road who has a 6’ tall bronze Rooster and he moves it around his estate once a week. Weird.

Ron Swanson · Mar 24, 2018

SFBayDuck said:
I understand they are in new positions around the yard, but have you actually seen the neighbors move them around?

No, I have notvwitnessed the movement. Never seen the neighbors either.

Ron Swanson · Mar 25, 2018

ragincajun said:
We have a rich guy down the road who has a 6’ tall bronze Rooster and he moves it around his estate once a week. Weird.

At least that sends a clear message.

El Floppo · Mar 25, 2018

ragincajun said:
We have a rich guy down the road who has a 6’ tall bronze Rooster and he moves it around his estate once a week. Weird.

Finally.

The FFA has been asking for years, and finally showed us their rooster

Statueguys - Creepy Statue ID, Please (1 Viewer)

Footballguy

Footballguy

Footballguy

Footballguy

Footballguy

Footballguy

Footballguy

Footballguy

Footballguy

Footballguy

Footballguy

Footballguy

Footballguy

Footballguy

Footballguy

Footballguy

Footballguy

Footballguy

Footballguy

Footballguy

Footballguy

Eephus&#39;s Great Great Great Love Child

Arizona Chupacabra

Footballguy

Footballguy

Footballguy

Footballguy

Footballguy

Footballguy

Footballguy

Footballguy

Footballguy

Black Ice Skeptic

Footballguy

Footballguy

Footballguy

Footballguy

Footballguy

Footballguy

Footballguy

Footballguy

Footballguy

Footballguy

Similar threads

Users who are viewing this thread

Eephus's Great Great Great Love Child