Recent content by Gadzooks

Dilfer!!!!! How's my Pep doing? Please tell her I'm wart free for almost 3 years now.

No way I'm going back to read the thread and catch up. Give me some highlights:  Is Bob dead yet? Tanner in a nursing home? Frosty come out of the closet? Fish get married?

Just kidding......What's up homo's?

Hello all. It's been a while and I just wanted to drop in to say that I hope you're all doing well. I've met and fallen in love with a wonderful woman who has changed my entire view of life. She's helped me develop a relationship with God and I must say that I never thought living such a pure...

501 page update? SLB still alive and/or married? (that's all I really care about)

Strangely, the fact that Goldie Hawn is now 70 makes me want to plow her more now than in her Private Benjamin days.

How old is the wife?

Arby's.

80% of bartenders have genital/gentile warts.

I guess barely average length for my age. 39

Be honest, you don't like her because she plays twins on the show.

What's the deal with the ArmAids? Did I "accidentally" rub my junk against your arm?

I wish.

Thanks for the offer, but I'm not that depressed.

Wait, so this is a new GMTAN? What the hell happened here? Was it Abe's fault? I bet it was Abe's fault.