GM's Thread About Everything/GM's Thread About Nothing (16 Viewers)

[kevzilla]

I'm on Metformin, how is that stuff?

The stuff I'm on is a combo of metformin and glyburide. Metformin alone did nothing, glipizide alone did nothing. But this combo makes a comprehensive difference, especially if I eat a high protein, low carb meal. I overshoot to the low side. Diabeetus chat de-activated.

Got it, just need you to clarify it a bit...... start at "The stuff I'm on is........."

:whoosh:

:blowsout:

My doc put me on Metformin originally. It had little effect. Then he put me on Glipizide. It had little effect. Then he put me on a combination of Metformin and Glyburide. This combination was originally marketed as Glucovance, but is now also available generically. It seems to work a lot better. Too good, if I'm not careful.

 

[bostonfred]

Work update - the current round of musical chairs stopped and I have a new boss who may be crazy. But he's planning to retire in the next couple years and there's a promotion opportunity there that is way beyond what I was expecting.

glad to hear your hard work is paying off

 

[BigJohn]

At my aunt's 50th birthday party. I'm pretty sure every gym teacher in Columbus is here.

She's a lesbian, BTW.

 

[Gadzooks]

Wasn't sure whether to post this here or in Depression thread. I'm not even sure what to do right now.

I just found out that on the Disney show "Liv and Maddie" which is about these twin high school sisters, the 2 girls are actually played by one actress. I thought they were twins in real life. I didn't believe it at first but checked it out on the Google and sure enough, it's one actress in a dual role. And she's also 19 in real life, so she's not really even that young. I've kinda had this Homer-like fantasy about a 3-some with them but obviously that's not gonna happen now. Sucks to find this out on a Friday, basically ruins the whole weekend.

I don't need any of you to send me your thoughts and prayers, though porn and Arby's coupons would be nice. I'll try to get through this. Thanks for listening. I love you.

Way too pale. I can smell the rickets.

Be honest, you don't like her because she plays twins on the show.

 

[-fish-]

Mornin'

It would be nice if we could genetically engineer dogs to recognize weekends and maybe at least wait until the crack of don to jump on my face to start their daily routine.

I went back to sleep after my earlier ####ty-way-to-start-a-day start. Was awoke by the rustling of paper. Daughter brought me a picture she drew this morning. With a big I Love You on the bottom.

Sorry to hear GBBL

Oh man, I am so hungover I had a Steak Egg & Cheese Bagel from MacArnolds this morning. Now I'm back at work and have to get home soon to go ice skating in Chicago with my gf and her sister and sister's bf. "Let's make a day of it and go to some museums and stuff!" they said.

I'm gonna jump off the Brooklyn Bridge today.

They moved it to Chicago? Man, I need to pay closer attention to the news.

Y'know what sucks? Not knowing if you're going to have a job in another 3 months. Found out yesterday that my company has been misrepresenting sales figures for at least 6 months(which probably means they've been doing it for a year or longer). Giant round of layoffs and a second round likely in the offing before Summer. Rock. On.

Time to dust off the resume, it appears.

Damn..... Good luck Finkle

fish your daughter knocked it out of the park.

thanks. she's been sick for a week and can't even really talk with her full voice.

very proud of her for fighting through that and the sound guy screwing up her mic for the first 20 seconds.

Great vid.

Very nice job.

How about posting said vid?

Or just keep everyone in suspense

roverkid

first 20 seconds or so there was no volume on the mic, but it gets better.

 

[bostonfred]

How long?

 

[El Floppo]

roverkid

first 20 seconds or so there was no volume on the mic, but it gets better.

wait a sec... she actually has talent.

something seems amiss here.

 

[bostonfred]

#### I'm sorry. I meant how old?

 

[El Floppo]

#### I'm sorry. I meant how old?

 

[General Malaise]

whens the beisbol leege happening? tre is abandoning me so my chances of repeating, just went out the window.....

thanks for the info guys!

I'll get on that this week. No news yet. I expect some turnover.

 

[bentley]

Work update - the current round of musical chairs stopped and I have a new boss who may be crazy. But he's planning to retire in the next couple years and there's a promotion opportunity there that is way beyond what I was expecting.

glad to hear your hard work is paying off

Right. So the other part of that is that I have a blank check to hire people who can make the trains run on time so that I can fully commit myself to cocktail parties and golf tournaments.

 

[Frostillicus]

Each of my kids pulled a $100 winner on pulltabs at the bar today.

 

[Gadzooks]

How long?

I guess barely average length for my age.

#### I'm sorry. how old?

39

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

At my aunt's 50th birthday party. I'm pretty sure every gym teacher in Columbus is here.

She's a lesbian, BTW.

Do they all look like Robert Redford or Dana Carvey?

 

[BigJohn]

At my aunt's 50th birthday party. I'm pretty sure every gym teacher in Columbus is here.

She's a lesbian, BTW.

Do they all look like Robert Redford or Dana Carvey?

Mix in a little Walken and you're spot on.

 

[BigJohn]

PYT is playing and I'm pretty sure am orgy is forming on the dance floor.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

At my aunt's 50th birthday party. I'm pretty sure every gym teacher in Columbus is here.

She's a lesbian, BTW.

Do they all look like Robert Redford or Dana Carvey?

Mix in a little Walken and you're spot on.

The one at my school looks a little like this

My 7th grade PE teacher looked like a 40 year old version of this guy

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

PYT is playing and I'm pretty sure am orgy is forming on the dance floor.

You should take them to the max.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

I painted myself into a corner tonight. Wife and both kids are working. I have no car...and no booze. I planned on walking to the store right about now but it just started raining.

Looks like I'm going to get rained on.

 

[mr roboto]

I painted myself into a corner tonight. Wife and both kids are working. I have no car...and no booze. I planned on walking to the store right about now but it just started raining.

Looks like I'm going to get rained on.

Oh the horror...

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

I painted myself into a corner tonight. Wife and both kids are working. I have no car...and no booze. I planned on walking to the store right about now but it just started raining.

Looks like I'm going to get rained on.

Oh the horror...

DO YOU THINK YOU'RE BETTER THAN ME?!?

 

[Dan Lambskin]

Each of my kids pulled a $100 winner on pulltabs at the bar today.

Now imagine if you had more kids...you'd be even richer

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Each of my kids pulled a $100 winner on pulltabs at the bar today.

Now imagine if you had more kids...you'd be even richer

 

[Mr.Pack]

I'm on Metformin, how is that stuff?

The stuff I'm on is a combo of metformin and glyburide. Metformin alone did nothing, glipizide alone did nothing. But this combo makes a comprehensive difference, especially if I eat a high protein, low carb meal. I overshoot to the low side. Diabeetus chat de-activated.

Got it, just need you to clarify it a bit...... start at "The stuff I'm on is........."

:whoosh:

:blowsout:

My doc put me on Metformin originally. It had little effect. Then he put me on Glipizide. It had little effect. Then he put me on a combination of Metformin and Glyburide. This combination was originally marketed as Glucovance, but is now also available generically. It seems to work a lot better. Too good, if I'm not careful.

Gotcha.

Problem is, I'm not sure if Metformin is doing anything for me. I mean I guess I feel a little better at times, just not sure.

 

[shuke]

I don't understand how people don't have booze in the house.

 

[Mr.Pack]

Sorry to hear GBBL

Oh man, I am so hungover I had a Steak Egg & Cheese Bagel from MacArnolds this morning. Now I'm back at work and have to get home soon to go ice skating in Chicago with my gf and her sister and sister's bf. "Let's make a day of it and go to some museums and stuff!" they said.

I'm gonna jump off the Brooklyn Bridge today.

They moved it to Chicago? Man, I need to pay closer attention to the news.

Y'know what sucks? Not knowing if you're going to have a job in another 3 months. Found out yesterday that my company has been misrepresenting sales figures for at least 6 months(which probably means they've been doing it for a year or longer). Giant round of layoffs and a second round likely in the offing before Summer. Rock. On.

Time to dust off the resume, it appears.

Damn..... Good luck Finkle

fish your daughter knocked it out of the park.

thanks. she's been sick for a week and can't even really talk with her full voice.

very proud of her for fighting through that and the sound guy screwing up her mic for the first 20 seconds.

Great vid.

Very nice job.

How about posting said vid?

Or just keep everyone in suspense

roverkid

first 20 seconds or so there was no volume on the mic, but it gets better.

That was really good!

How old is she?

 

[Mr.Pack]

I painted myself into a corner tonight. Wife and both kids are working. I have no car...and no booze. I planned on walking to the store right about now but it just started raining.

Looks like I'm going to get rained on.

How does one not have any booze in their house?

 

[Mr.Pack]

I don't understand how people don't have booze in the house.

 

[Frostillicus]

Each of my kids pulled a $100 winner on pulltabs at the bar today.

Now imagine if you had more kids...you'd be even richer

Makes sense.

 

[mr roboto]

Teachers are stupid and terrible planners.

 

[Frostillicus]

I'm guessing he, and his family, drank it all.

 

[Frostillicus]

Teachers are stupid and terrible planners.

And they get summers off.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

I painted myself into a corner tonight. Wife and both kids are working. I have no car...and no booze. I planned on walking to the store right about now but it just started raining.

Looks like I'm going to get rained on.

How does one not have any booze in their house?

Good question. I used to make the excuse that my sons would drink it but they really don't. Looks like I need to go to BevMo tomorrow.

 

[kevzilla]

Captain Morgan Sherry Oak Finished rum is the best stuff in the history of ever. If you like tasty beverages that give you a buzz, I recommend it without reservation.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Teachers are stupid and terrible planners.

And they get summers off.

If it wasn't for all of those stupid kids hanging around it would be the best job in the world.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Just checked: BevMo does not carry Captain Morgan Sherry Oak.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

I don't understand how people don't have booze in the house.

Part of it is that I live within 1/4 mile of at least 6 places that sell alcohol. Combined that with our great weather and that means I can walk to get my booze pretty much any time I need to.

 

[mr roboto]

Great weather, 6 booze store and summers off? Go #### yourself.

 

[Mr.Pack]

I don't understand how people don't have booze in the house.

Part of it is that I live within 1/4 mile of at least 6 places that sell alcohol. Combined that with our great weather and that means I can walk to get my booze pretty much any time I need to.

I get that, but when I want to drink, I want to drink, not work for it.

:lazydrunk:

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

I don't understand how people don't have booze in the house.

Part of it is that I live within 1/4 mile of at least 6 places that sell alcohol. Combined that with our great weather and that means I can walk to get my booze pretty much any time I need to.

I get that, but when I want to drink, I want to drink, not work for it.

:lazydrunk:

It's not like I have to go stalk and trap a kodiak bear and then milk vodka from it's tittays.

 

[Aerial Assault]

I painted myself into a corner tonight. Wife and both kids are working. I have no car...and no booze. I planned on walking to the store right about now but it just started raining.

Looks like I'm going to get rained on.

Yup, raining here as well. Cold today too (for Los Angeles). Makes me feel like I'm back on the East Coast, minus the snow.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

I painted myself into a corner tonight. Wife and both kids are working. I have no car...and no booze. I planned on walking to the store right about now but it just started raining.

Looks like I'm going to get rained on.

Yup, raining here as well. Cold today too (for Los Angeles). Makes me feel like I'm back on the East Coast, minus the snow.

Where you at? (if you've said it before I forgot, sorry)

 

[Mr.Pack]

I don't understand how people don't have booze in the house.

Part of it is that I live within 1/4 mile of at least 6 places that sell alcohol. Combined that with our great weather and that means I can walk to get my booze pretty much any time I need to.

I get that, but when I want to drink, I want to drink, not work for it.

:lazydrunk:

It's not like I have to go stalk and trap a kodiak bear and then milk vodka from it's tittays.

Related

 

[mr roboto]

Fresh bear titty vodka is so overrated.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

I don't understand how people don't have booze in the house.

Part of it is that I live within 1/4 mile of at least 6 places that sell alcohol. Combined that with our great weather and that means I can walk to get my booze pretty much any time I need to.

I get that, but when I want to drink, I want to drink, not work for it.

:lazydrunk:

It's not like I have to go stalk and trap a kodiak bear and then milk vodka from it's tittays.

Related

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Fresh bear titty vodka is so overrated.

Booze always tastes better when you hunt it yourself.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Found out today that one of my female cousins is getting a divorce. Whatever.

But I was texting with one of my male cousins earlier and he pointed out:

There are 14 of us (first cousins).

Of those 14 there are 10 divorces (one greedy broad has 3 of her own).

There are only 6 of us that have only been married once and still married (including my sister who is a widow).

We have a big family reunion coming up this summer. He said we should pose for a group photo holding up one finger.

Oh, and my wife and I are the couple that has been married the longest. And I'm nowhere near close to the oldest in age. I have 9 older cousins.

 

[strykerpks]

Found out today that one of my female cousins is getting a divorce. Whatever.

But I was texting with one of my male cousins earlier and he pointed out:

There are 14 of us (first cousins).

Of those 14 there are 10 divorces (one greedy broad has 3 of her own).

There are only 6 of us that have only been married once and still married (including my sister who is a widow).

We have a big family reunion coming up this summer. He said we should pose for a group photo holding up one finger.

Oh, and my wife and I are the couple that has been married the longest. And I'm nowhere near close to the oldest in age. I have 9 older cousins.

My mom is the oldest of ten and the only that hasn't gotten divorced, many more than once.

 

[Aerial Assault]

I painted myself into a corner tonight. Wife and both kids are working. I have no car...and no booze. I planned on walking to the store right about now but it just started raining.

Looks like I'm going to get rained on.

Yup, raining here as well. Cold today too (for Los Angeles). Makes me feel like I'm back on the East Coast, minus the snow.

Where you at? (if you've said it before I forgot, sorry)

Nah, don't think I ever have. We live in Calabasas, along the western edge of Los Angeles County and the SF Valley just north of the mountains if you're not familiar. My office is on the Westside, not too bad of a commute.

 

[Mr.Pack]

Found out today that one of my female cousins is getting a divorce. Whatever.

But I was texting with one of my male cousins earlier and he pointed out:

There are 14 of us (first cousins).

Of those 14 there are 10 divorces (one greedy broad has 3 of her own).

There are only 6 of us that have only been married once and still married (including my sister who is a widow).

We have a big family reunion coming up this summer. He said we should pose for a group photo holding up one finger.

Oh, and my wife and I are the couple that has been married the longest. And I'm nowhere near close to the oldest in age. I have 9 older cousins.

My mom is the oldest of ten and the only that hasn't gotten divorced, many more than once.

Hey Stryk, long time no see, how was Houston?

Was that fire last week near you? How sad.