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Recent content by Homewrecker Steve-O

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    Marital Advice - Friendly camping trip too friendly?

    Kind of changed my view on this; Steve gets followed in the stall by MIYH's wife and something occurs. She pursed him and 99% of guys with a buzz on wouldn't stop if a good looking chick was the agressor. That being said, why should Steve have to walk on eggshells around MIYH? It's his wife's...
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    Interesting Article on Ryan Grant

    So who should I start, Grant or Favre?
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    Marital Advice - Friendly camping trip too friendly?

    Just checking back on this; for some reason MIYH and the missus won't return my calls. :thumbup: Glad to hear the baby is healthy and looks like his older brothers. Boy am I glad. I strongly disagree with taking that home DNA test as there is a history of false readings, side effects and...
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    Marital Advice - Friendly camping trip too friendly?

    Also, check out Steve's bar bill after the news of her pregnancy broke; if he went on a bender, he schtupt her.
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    Marital Advice - Friendly camping trip too friendly?

    May I suggest naming the kid 'junior' just to keep all options open? You know there may be a way to find out if Steve actually remembers anything. MIYH tell Steve that DNA testing excluded you as the father of the baby and tell Steve you demand he submit for a DNA test. If he refuses, he hit it...
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    Marital Advice - Friendly camping trip too friendly?

    I swear I have alibis dude. BTW; can size?!
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    Marital Advice - Friendly camping trip too friendly?

    OK my update: No way that kid is mine; I pulled out way early and we WERE standing up for chrissake! In all seriousness, this is update of MIYH is too good to be true. I tend to agree that it's the Moby **** of fishing trips.
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    Marital Advice - Friendly camping trip too friendly?

    Well, it is possible however unprobable that nothing happened beyond her grabbing his johnson and him grabbing her tatas. The people that were there are all claiming nothing happened. Two possibilities are: they all have been around enough to know that you deny til you die if the consequences...
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    Marital Advice - Friendly camping trip too friendly?

    I'd be happy to; would you kindly remove your head from it first?! Sorry if I missed it but did anyone else catch the part where MIYH said his wife just about gave oral to Steve at a party once?! WTF?! Christ dude, you will forever be known as Man In the Yellow Hat with no balls or brains. Now...
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    Marital Advice - Friendly camping trip too friendly?

    George know MIYH too and knows the guy wouldn't fight Steve so why should he? Damn, George did as much as can be expected.
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    Marital Advice - Friendly camping trip too friendly?

    A couple things stand out about MIYH concerning the most recent updates: 1. Wanting your wife to talk to Steve to fill in the blanks?! Dude you have got to be kidding me. You can't be that fn nieve/dumb. WTF do you think his reply would be? He was GIVEN (she pursed him) a cookie from the cookie...
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    Marital Advice - Friendly camping trip too friendly?

    I stand corrected. I apologize to Girl A (and secretly wondering what size cans she DOES have) while I pick the corn and peanuts from my ears and nose.
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    Marital Advice - Friendly camping trip too friendly?

    Yes, we were. You're just blonde. You were talking about the differences between the girl that had her boobies hanging out and you. People offered why this was the case and I implied that your boobs never hung out because your husband never let you get that far. ***As Girl A reads this a loud...
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    Marital Advice - Friendly camping trip too friendly?

    Or maybe Girl A's husband actually listened to his friend and interrupted her before she got her back-forty irrigated.
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