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Josh Naylor has a bejeweled "Naylz" belt buckle on at first base. I stayed quiet during the sudden proliferation of giant honkin' gold chains on everyone, but this feels like a bit much. Sorry guys, I have posting diarrhea. This too shall pass

How is Seattle Steelheads not a thing? Seems fishy...

Who the heck knows who's in what division anymore? That's what makes it interesting. I think divisions are almost entirely irrelevant except as the third or fourth level tiebreaker. I only know what division the Warriors are in from listening to the wrong division-centric podcast episode. Come...

I lived in Seattle when Safeco opened and have been to more games there than anywhere, despite being a Giants fan (no better place to see a game, IMO, including AT&T with the big Coke bottle). From the beginning, Safeco was more pitcher-friendly than anticipated, and the reason(s) why were...

The result of a children's competition in the Kingdome years. The previous mascot was "Spacey the Needle"

El Capi was robbed! Nice play

I swear he won Rookie of the Year like two years ago. Nice player. He was only on a training camp deal so I'm guessing he wasn't going to make the Knicks roster

I like the restrictions

In if ya'll don't mind new, low IQ guys

Phew! got me out of posting a long diatribe about the lost art of bunting, thank god or whatever

Chance at bunt redemption, GM!

Javy Baez has sucked ever since he made me draft him in 2020 or whatever it was

The jams both teams are getting out of is nutzo I think I thought the game was over every half inning so far, most of them at least

holy frijole I don't know if it was the right call or Bazardo got lucky (maybe a bit of both) but my sphincter got mighty tight and I'm not really a fan of either team. Good baseball

I know! That's why I try to like him, to no avail. He may always be second-fiddle to Jordan basketball-wise, but he's the A#1 undisputed Champion of the World for passive aggressive self promotion. It can be hard to tell sometimes with how they reflexively defend him, but no one in LA likes...