Recent content by parasaurolophus

You can pretty much guarantee that the stranger is. Just drowning all alone? Obviously nobody likes him/her.

I hate everybody else's dogs. But god I loved my dog. No way I wouldnt have saved her. Convinced that the people saying stranger are mostly people like me that hate dogs, but never had the joy of one going crazy when your car turned in the driveway. Looking in the front window and seeing the...

When a company that I am a customer of sends me a snail mail advertisement for new customers only.

Should be illegal to only have an option to save your credit card. I just want to buy one thing. If i want to buy more i can easily enter a card again. Sorry Birch Ln. You just lost a sale.

People that fall for online scams and phone scams really make it annoying for the rest of us. Thanks for being idiots!

Any contractor offering money off in an advertisement. 1000 dollars off window installation. Just mention this ad when you call us so we can add 1000 first.

I donated to habitat for humanity one time back in 2012. The amount of mail, calls, and emails I continue to receive after telling everybody that i can to leave me alone is insane. I have unsubscribed, marked as spam, blocked numbers. Somehow they keep sneaking through. The amount of money they...

Email I sent "I received invoice 12345 from you. It does not list our PO number on it like it usually does. We order the same quantity every time and have three open POs. I dont want to start lining records up out of sequence. Can you tell me which invoice number you have assigned to my PO...

We have a small knife block for paring knives. It is behind our coffee makers. My wife always grabs the middle knife first. I thought perhaps she had a preference for the knife that happened to be in the middle, but after rearranging a few times, she just always grabs the middle one. It is...

Every 37 years

Obviously not.

Cant believe Theo croaked.

Even croaked? I like that one.

If I wasnt available, I wouldnt answer the call. Also this whole plan of asking me to call them only makes any sense at all if they are ALWAYS available, which of course describes nobody. Because if they dont answer when I call, now they have to call me back.

People that message you to call them. Why don't you just call me idiot?