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mr. furley

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  1. step it up, guy

    "shuke last won the day on July 27 2019

    shuke had the most liked content!"

    1. shuke

      shuke

      When did you win last?

    2. mr. furley

      mr. furley

      was killing it with my @General Malaise alias, but Joe stopped giving out awards at some point in 2020

  2. we need to talk.  it's not you, it's me.

  3. [–]SoL4vish 1960 points 12 hours ago* 

    I found my buddies fiancee in a babysitter porno... I've never told him, and I never will... Every now and then I see her, and I want to ask when she got that tattoo on her ###. Is that too obvious?

    Edit - Seems like the majority believes I should tell him, I've never been good with awkward situations. Hold my beer.

    Edit 2 - She is by no means a "porn star". It was a bangbros video, so pretty much a chick they gave money.

     
     

    [–]xnifex 2998 points 11 hours ago 

    Just play never have I ever at a party. "Never have I ever been in a babysitter porno"

     
     

    [–]Mathgeek007 1782 points 11 hours ago 

    Then if she doesn't put a finger down, you give her the stink eye. "Now, Becky..."

     
     

    [–]GeneralMalaiseRB 2453 points 10 hours ago 

    "Anyone whose spread butthole I haven't seen take one step back-- Not so fast Becky."

  4. ZOMG PACKERS V STEELERS IN 2017 AT HEINZ FIELD

    SEE YOU THERE!

     

  5. do you have an accent like Mike McCarthy? when you say "focus" does it sound like "#### us"?

  6. sorry about that flood of likes, guy, but it had to be done

  7. i'll need a link to more pics of the chick in your avatar 

    TIA

  8. calls McJose a turdburger, gets likes from turdburgers

  9. god i've missed you  :swoon:

  10. did you just like every post in that thread? :coffee:

    1. SacramentoBob

      SacramentoBob

      Pretty much, yes.

  11. oh, thank god you're still here

  12. were you in the 3rd ward on saturday evening?

    1. strykerpks

      strykerpks

      I can neither confirm nor deny my whereabouts

    2. mr. furley
  13. can't even remember my username at thesportsfix anymore

  14. hm, i'm intrigued and want to know more

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