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cstu

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days until it's over. 

Think of this as an election advent calendar except with no gifts.

Merry Rodhamas!!

 
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It's the reverse advent calendar where no matter the result all we have at the end is a big steaming  pile of ####.
Advent: Everybody looks forward to Christmas morning to see what's under the tree.

Election Season: Everybody feels a little nauseous thinking about waking up the morning after and seeing what's under the tree.

Advent: Everybody is a little nicer to one another, filled with Christmas spirit.

Election Season: Everybody hates each other just a little bit more for preferring the wrong lesser of two evils.

Advent: At the end, we all get a little more than what we really deserve.

Election Season: At the end, we get exactly what we deserve.

 
I am constantly being encouraged to early vote, but no thanks.. I will soak it all in and then I will go into the booth on one of my favorite days, Presidential Election Day, and I will push that button with my fellow citizens. It will feel great and I will feel patriotic despite all this.

 
I will be away next week, so I have already voted. Unfortunately, I continue to receive crap in the mail and on my TV.  :wall:

 
It'll be so nice when the people in ugly masks, scaring the crap out of us so we'll give em stuff they don't deserve, go away.

 
I feel like we are racing the clock to find some way to avoid the astroid pummeling Earth.

Don't like our chances here...

 
Hilary wins

Goes to jail

Obama 3rd term
Two ways this could really happen:

1. Kaine resigns, Hillary nominates Obama to replace him, then Hillary resigns or is impeached.

2. Obama runs for Congress in 2018 or is appointed by Hillary to fill a vacancy, then becomes Speaker of the House, then Kaine resigns, then Hillary resigns or is impeached.

The Constitution only says that you can't be elected President more than twice. It doesn't say you can't be appointed to the presidency.

 
Two ways this could really happen:

1. Kaine resigns, Hillary nominates Obama to replace him, then Hillary resigns or is impeached.

2. Obama runs for Congress in 2018 or is appointed by Hillary to fill a vacancy, then becomes Speaker of the House, then Kaine resigns, then Hillary resigns or is impeached.

The Constitution only says that you can't be elected President more than twice. It doesn't say you can't be appointed to the presidency.
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Can't come soon enough. Every single ####### commercial on TV, YouTube, radio etc. here in PA is the same exact anti-McGinty ad. The GOP must have dumped half of their nation-wide budget into the senate race here.

 
I think my board rep here (yeah, that really does sound as nerdy as everyone makes it out to be) would put me in the political type poster here, no?  So, really, this election season and all of them should be a wheelhouse for me to tee off in.

But for the first time in my life that I can remember I just don't care about this one at all and cannot wait for it to be over.  I'm growing increasingly convinced that we are going through the prologue of a dystopian novel.

 
I am constantly being encouraged to early vote, but no thanks.. I will soak it all in and then I will go into the booth on one of my favorite days, Presidential Election Day, and I will push that button with my fellow citizens. It will feel great and I will feel patriotic despite all this.
Cocaine is a helluva drug.

 
I kind of feel like how I imagine a condemned man feels once he has been given an execution date.

At one point the execution seemed more like a hypothetical, but once you get that execution date, #### gets real.  We have been joking about this election for so long, it never felt real.  

But, come November 8th, one of these clowns will become the next President-elect of the USA - a very scary and sobering thought.

 
I've been playing with some maps.

The odds of a recount in a deciding state, or, of a 269-269 tie, are underappreciated right now. It's real. It very well could happen. By next Tuesday, it very well could be what's most likely to happen.

There's a real probability that this isn't over in 5 days. It could be months.
If the president bets on electoral college votes ends in a push - :mindblown:

 
Voting today.  

Heard yesterday they expect 60% of Florida votes to be cast before Tuesday.  Wonder how that impacts the ad sales the next 4 days.

 
A little late on today's update, but that just means we're even closer to the next one.

 

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