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2016 Cakeleeg ***OFFICIAL*** - 2017 draft starting soon (1 Viewer)

You people are terrible drafters.  Shuke has my notes.  I'm going to listen to yet another pitch on why lithium is getting set to NOSEXPLODEE!!!!111  

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Pie has passed cake in great shtick.  Some guy just drafted Shawn Tolleson in consecutive rounds over there, that's pure genius. 

 
GM wanted to wait to see what Bobby takes before he commits to another pick, but I'm in meetings for a while.  Can someone reach out to him then?  

TIA will answer yours.

 
shuke said:
GM wanted to wait to see what Bobby takes before he commits to another pick, but I'm in meetings for a while.  Can someone reach out to him then?  

TIA will answer yours.
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I can take any and all picks. Off the next two days as well. 

 
Capella said:
More crazy SP value. 

Glad you guys are taking them so I'm not tempted to add another. 
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The landscape is changing in fantasy baseball the past two years.  Pitching is more valuable than it used to be, much like QB play has changed fantasy foots.  Not sure if Cake is smarter than everyone else, or stuck in the past.  Gotta be the former amirite? 

 
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Mr. Pickles said:
Li ion battery driven 'splosion?  Aren't you a little late to that party?  Are we sure Li ion is going to be powering cars?
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It's an old story and we were in on that early years ago, but lost interest.  What we're interested in now is a high grade property that would produce material for glass manufacturing.  But the property isn't exactly easy to get to year round and if you know anything about junior miners and exploration companies, finding the good ones in the vast sea of bad ones can be challenging.  Think we hit on a winner here.  

 
in Italy I am 6 hours ahead, so I knew long ago this guy would kill the draft, but save lives.  I actually prefer the other way around TBH.

 
Chemical X said:
in Italy I am 6 hours ahead, so I knew long ago this guy would kill the draft, but save lives.  I actually prefer the other way around TBH.
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I'm going to be drunk at the bar watching basketball tomorrow afternoon. 

 
Probably have other needs but I just can't let this guy sit around any longer....

6.02 Lorenzo Cain - OF - KC World Champions

He's available right?  Looked up and down Google Doc and didn't see his name. :shrug:   

 
1B - Miguel Cabrera - .400 OBP and Production
2B/3B - Mike Carpenter - Emerging superstar, legit 5 cat guy
OF - Andrew McCutcheon - MVP 
OF - Yeonis Cespedas - Light Tower Power
OF - Lorenzo Cain - All he does is lead his team to World Series
SP - Chris Archer - 250K guy in a pitcher's paradise

WINNING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 
General Malaise said:
1B - Miguel Cabrera - .400 OBP and Production
2B/3B - Mike Carpenter - Emerging superstar, legit 5 cat guy
OF - Andrew McCutcheon - MVP 
OF - Yeonis Cespedas - Light Tower Power
OF - Lorenzo Cain - All he does is lead his team to World Series
SP - Chris Archer - 250K guy in a pitcher's paradise

WINNING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Fuuck you have a great team. 

 
General Malaise said:
1B - Miguel Cabrera - .400 OBP and Production
2B/3B - Mike Carpenter - Emerging superstar, legit 5 cat guy
OF - Andrew McCutcheon - MVP 
OF - Yeonis Cespedas - Light Tower Power
OF - Lorenzo Cain - All he does is lead his team to World Series
SP - Chris Archer - 250K guy in a pitcher's paradise

WINNING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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This is totally the year, GM!

 
I kept trying to figure out how matt carpenter could still be considered an "emerging" superstar then I realized GM was talking about some other dude named Mike Carpenter who I've never even heard of.

 
Capella said:
gm has 6 guys in my top-55
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A year ago, I was furiously remodeling an older dump of a house preparing for twins to arrive while at the same time trying to get our existing home ready to list on the market while also juggling the lives of three other kids, coaching soccer, working full time and aging 15 years in 6 months.  As a result, I essentially wired last place from April to October.  

Amazing what a difference a year makes.  Now, with no social life at all, I can actually READ the magazine I bought to prepare for this season.  

And folks, if you haven't already renewed your birth control, got your balls clipped or taken a vow of celibacy, let this public service announcement serve as warning that you DO NOT want the same amount of dependants as you do digits on your right hand.

 
General Malaise said:
  

And folks, if you haven't already renewed your birth control, got your balls clipped or taken a vow of celibacy, let this public service announcement serve as warning that you DO NOT want the same amount of dependants as you do digits on your right hand.
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Now you tell me!

 
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