2017 College Football Thread: Hawaiian QB devastated to find out Jesus was "kinda rooting for Georgia"

[PlasmaDogPlasma]

If there's a record for 3rd down conversions given up to draws and screens, the 2017 Gators are going to shatter it.

 

[McJose]

Awesome title

Best one yet

 

[Osaurus]

Awesome title

This x1000 

 

[Ramblin Wreck]

Miami turnover chain is pretty awesome

 

[Beef Ravioli]

Weekly terrible targeting call:

Ohio State DB had one of the most violent but extremely clean hits on the WR. Shoulder to chest, just like they want you to. Ejection confirmed on replay. ?

BURN IT DOWN

ETA: Video

If he hits the guy like they want him to the receiver may never walk correctly again. In my opinion that was a textbook hit and the ejection was ridiculous!

 

[mr. furley]

Awesome title

i can't tell if @Capella is crowdsourcing these and paying handsomely for letter perfect titles or if he's some kind of savant

 

[Capella]

You are doing the Lourde's work with these thread title changes. 

 

 

[PlasmaDogPlasma]

i can't tell if @Capella is crowdsourcing these and paying handsomely for letter perfect titles or if he's some kind of savant

Some kind, yes.

 

[Politician Spock]

Weekly terrible targeting call:

Ohio State DB had one of the most violent but extremely clean hits on the WR. Shoulder to chest, just like they want you to. Ejection confirmed on replay. ?

BURN IT DOWN

ETA: Video

If they're going to call that hit targetting then the coaches need to train the players to not hit with their shoulders and not hit the chest.

On that play, Ward did what the players are currently coached to do. 

 

[Capella]

i can't tell if @Capella is crowdsourcing these and paying handsomely for letter perfect titles or if he's some kind of savant

It's the dumbest most useless skill in the world. 

 

[gump]

Remind me again of when the NFL at any one time is as good as NCAA football right now?  I need 4 TVs.

 

[mr. furley]

Remind me again of when the NFL at any one time is as good as NCAA football right now?  I need 4 TVs.

every Sunday?

 

[PlasmaDogPlasma]

UF loses because of a bad hold on an extra point. And a bunch of other things too, but mostly that.

 

[psychobillies]

Frank Wilson?

Next big name in college coaching

 

[psychobillies]

UF loses because of a bad hold on an extra point. And a bunch of other things too, but mostly that.

Not like LSU couldn't have kicked a field goal from the 20 if Florida had made the co.  

 

[gump]

every Sunday?

Stop it.

 

[PlasmaDogPlasma]

why aren't there cameras on the endlines all the time in every game?

 

[Dickie Dunn]

I think the ball is across the plane anyway.

 

[Capella]

Sometimes it just ain't your year. 

 

[PlasmaDogPlasma]

I think the ball is across the plane anyway.

I think short, but I don't see how they can overturn.

 

[bigmarc27]

I think short, but I don't see how they can overturn.

Pretty much what I saw. 

 

[bagger]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DFWsQ11U0AA8-Wo.jpg

Love this guy.

 

[PlasmaDogPlasma]

Not like LSU couldn't have kicked a field goal from the 20 if Florida had made the co.  

I'll be honest, I don't really know what you are saying.

 

[bigmarc27]

Love this guy.

Ive known two people that went to Stanford. They never fail to interject that fact into every conversation.

 

[gump]

No one knows who Damien Harris is because of Bo and now Najee Harris...he was the #1 RB in the country out of HS.

 

[Dedfin]

No one knows who Damien Harris is because of Bo and now Najee Harris...he was the #1 RB in the country out of HS.

Not sure about everyone else, but I just assume all Bama players were the #1 player at their position coming out of HS.

 

[Dedfin]

is this Korn guy for Michigan the same opening week starter that played aginst UF?  Because he's pretty competent now, and I remember a crapfest against the Gators.

 

[Dickie Dunn]

MAC-tion at its finest.

Also ... I just now noticed this game is in the 5th OT. @Steve Tasker your thoughts?

 

[PlasmaDogPlasma]

is this Korn guy for Michigan the same opening week starter that played aginst UF?  Because he's pretty competent now, and I remember a crapfest against the Gators.

No, that was Speight.

 

[psychobillies]

I'll be honest, I don't really know what you are saying.

Right.  That's because I'm hammered.   My bad.  What I meant was that even if you had made the extra point, LSU would have been able to kick a FG as time expired from the 20.  Maybe.

 

[psychobillies]

Right.  That's because I'm hammered.   My bad.  What I meant was that even if you had made the extra point, LSU would have been able to kick a FG as time expired from the 20.  Maybe.

Speaking of which, did anyone notice the impeccable time management by LSU at the end of the game?  Not saying, but just saying...

 

[PlasmaDogPlasma]

Right.  That's because I'm hammered.   My bad.  What I meant was that even if you had made the extra point, LSU would have been able to kick a FG as time expired from the 20.  Maybe.

I'm guessing UF doesn't go for 4th down deep in their own territory if the game is tied.

Anyway, congrats. Enjoy your celebration.

 

[AAABatteries]

Maria Taylor - hawt

https://www.google.com/search?q=maria+taylor+espn&client=safari&hl=en-us&prmd=inv&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwjuq47X3d_WAhWI4SYKHSi-BOcQ_AUIESgB&biw=320&bih=460&dpr=2

 

[Long Ball Larry]

is this Korn guy for Michigan the same opening week starter that played aginst UF?  Because he's pretty competent now, and I remember a crapfest against the Gators.

Not sure, but he did a great job on that Twist song.

 

[psychobillies]

I'm guessing UF doesn't go for 4th down deep in their own territory if the game is tied.

Anyway, congrats. Enjoy your celebration.

I understand that, but that doesn't fit my narrative.

 

[Long Ball Larry]

why aren't there cameras on the endlines all the time in every game?

not that it would affect college, but Belichick was lobbying hard for this in the NFL last offseason.  They claimed it would cost too much money to outfit every stadium.

 

[MikeIke]

Weekly terrible targeting call:

Ohio State DB had one of the most violent but extremely clean hits on the WR. Shoulder to chest, just like they want you to. Ejection confirmed on replay. ?

BURN IT DOWN

ETA: Video

Horrible call, and I say that not as a Buckeye Homer (which I am) but as an opponent of the targeting call. 

 

[PlasmaDogPlasma]

not that it would affect college, but Belichick was lobbying hard for this in the NFL last offseason.  They claimed it would cost too much money to outfit every stadium.

Makes sense. They are working on shoestring budgets in both the NFL and D1.

 

[Long Ball Larry]

Makes sense. They are working on shoestring budgets in both the NFL and D1.

they can't even afford to give Belichick sleeves.

Or keep all these AAU/agent ####s quiet.

 

[Joe T]

How are our ducks doing?

@General Malaise

 

[mr. furley]

FOH

THAT LSU V FLORIDA GAME WAS ####### SCINTILLATING!

 

[Dedfin]

How are our ducks doing?

@General Malaise

 

[mr. furley]

not that it would affect college, but Belichick was lobbying hard for this in the NFL last offseason.  They claimed it would cost too much money to outfit every stadium.

it would cost literally.... hundreds of...... dollars.

the NFL can't just go throwing money around like that

 

[mr. furley]

gtfo 71 - 68 in 7 overtimes

 

[Dedfin]

Ok college football fans.  I wanna know what you think here.

Will the Razorback get another* SEC win this season?

Home: Auburn, Miss St, Missouri

Away:  Bama, Ole Miss, LSU

Friends say a Missouri W is in the bank, but they are homers.

*actually I mean "their first"

lord almighty we suck this year

 

[Ramblin Wreck]

Ok college football fans.  I wanna know what you think here.

Will the Razorback get another* SEC win this season?

Home: Auburn, Miss St, Missouri

Away:  Bama, Ole Miss, LSU

Friends say a Missouri W is in the bank, but they are homers.

*actually I mean "their first"

lord almighty we suck this year

Missouri sucks worse than Arkansas

 

[Mister CIA]

it would cost literally.... hundreds of...... dollars.

the NFL can't just go throwing money around like that

Jerry Jones' face isn't going to lift itself 

 

[AAABatteries]

Mizzou sucks worse than Furley's NFL take - Ole Miss is a possibility too.

 

[tommyboy]

Horrible call, and I say that not as a Buckeye Homer (which I am) but as an opponent of the targeting call. 

Saw it in a bar with two other guys none of us have ties to either team. All 3 agreed bad call, clean hit

 

[tommyboy]

it would cost literally.... hundreds of...... dollars.

the NFL can't just go throwing money around like that

Probably cost at Max 1-2 million. And that's being really generous