A Humorous Mock Draft (1 Viewer)

[Winston Smith]

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Made me laugh.

The ‘experts’ say the Rams will use this draft to shore up their defense, but consider this: the Rams are stupid.

The Lions have a lot of holes that need to be filled here. Safety Michael Huff would be the safe choice. Actually the safe choice would be packing up the team, driving it to the east coast and dumping the whole thing in the Atlantic ocean. Then again, there’s a chance someone could still find it.

It would be a complete shock to everyone if the Bengals didn’t draft a quarterback here to replace Carson Palmer. I love Palmer, but you cannot sit out the first round of the playoffs against the Pittsburgh Steelers because of a sore ankle.

After being edged 23-0 in their first playoff game last season, the Giants realized they were just one player away from winning the Super Bowl. Unfortunately that player is Joe Montana.

 

[Andy Dufresne]

That is freaking hilarious!

 

[kook178]

Ummm...

The Bucs need somebody large to protect quarterback Chris Simms here. I suggest my girlfriend. Honey, seriously: this is a gentle reminder that you need to cut down on the Cherry Garcia.

That may be the funniest thing I have read this year.two huge thumbs upkook

 

[amnesiac]

They might want to look into getting somebody with a halfway normal name, though. Those guys sound like they just stepped off a spaceship. D’Brickashaw? Wtf?

 

[amnesiac]

The Chiefs need a defender who understands the concept of wrestling the ball carrier to the ground in order to prevent touchdowns. It’s an old technique but it’s been proven effective.

 

[Winston Smith]

The Chiefs need a defender who understands the concept of wrestling the ball carrier to the ground in order to prevent touchdowns. It’s an old technique but it’s been proven effective.

 

[pigskinliquors]

The Broncos will probably take Sinorice Moss here, which means they’ll have a receiver named Sinorice Moss and one named Ashley Lelie. And one named Rod Smith. That’s not a receiving corp. That’s a threesome in a porn movie.

 

[Birdie048]

That was great for a laugh!! Thanks!

 

[pyite76]

#4 - Jay Cutler is the consensus choice here. Not only did he have a losing record in college, he can bench press a lot.

#7 - They should take Jay Cutler here. I don’t care if he’s already been taken. He’s that good.

 

[Iron_Far]

 

[ShadowMaster]

ROFLMFAO

That's good stuff. People are starting to gopher here in the cube farm.

"The Broncos will probably take Sinorice Moss here, which means they’ll have a receiver named Sinorice Moss and one named Ashley Lelie. And one named Rod Smith. That’s not a receiving corp. That’s a threesome in a porn movie."

 

[Gatorman]

The Ravens would be wise to pick a smart, heady type of player here and try him out as head coach.

 

[SaintArnold]

Hilarious!

 

[ShadowMaster]

I liked that so much I went into the archives and dug up this gem......

Poll: Nobody Gives a #### Who Brady Quinn’s Sister Is Dating

I have a feeling I'll be reading more of this stuff.......

 

[The Hank]

 

[fatness]

That's from TheBrushback which is a great humor site. Link

The Cardinals had a passable defense last season, if you define passable as “able to pass on them.” They’ll draft someone on offense anyway, because Denny Green doesn’t want to win. He wants to score a lot of points.

The Ravens would be wise to pick a smart, heady type of player here and try him out as head coach.

 

[fatness]

I liked that so much I went into the archives and dug up this gem......

Poll: Nobody Gives a #### Who Brady Quinn’s Sister Is Dating

I have a feeling I'll be reading more of this stuff.......

Here's one of my favorite ones:Departure Of Kurt Warner Enables Rams To Start Cursing Again

 

[snorlax]

My favorite:

Tight end was a big area of need last year for the Bears. In fact, it could be argued that they would’ve beaten the Panthers in the playoffs last year if they had an extra tight end and he was used to cover Steve Smith.

 

[ren hoek]

The Chiefs need a defender who understands the concept of wrestling the ball carrier to the ground in order to prevent touchdowns. It’s an old technique but it’s been proven effective.

yeah, that was probably my #1.

My #2:

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Troy Reddick

Auburn

SR

Is there anything more depressing than your home team selecting an offensive lineman with their first pick? Boring! They don’t even do anything. The Cowboys, unfortunately, will take a lineman here because Larry Allen is gone and they need to have an impenetrable wall around Drew Bledsoe at all times or he’s throwing it to the nosetackle.

 

[palmersteel]

My favorite:

Tight end was a big area of need last year for the Bears. In fact, it could be argued that they would’ve beaten the Panthers in the playoffs last year if they had an extra tight end and he was used to cover Steve Smith.

Mine too. Hilarious. Thanks for the link!

 

[Riffraff]

Site of the day award

 

[Dope]

Matt Leinart

With the 2nd pick in the draft and Matt Leinart available, it might be time for the Saints to part ways with Drew Brees. I hear San Diego may be looking for a backup quarterback.

This is the one that got me rolling.

 

[Texasmouth]

Friggin awesome!

 

[Burning Sensation]

"They need a linebacker. Yes I know I already used this guy but I can't be sitting here all day looking through names of linebackers."

 

[kaso]

That was a great way to start off the day!!

Thanks for the link!

 

[ratbast]

awesome!

 

[Loomba]

Was that Brokeback.com? Maybe that explains this mock...

 

[Wu-banger]

funniest sports related article I read since I heard McNabb was parking in a cripple's spot...

Good find.!!