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Jets will get run over in the rain here
In Foxborough Sunday 12-16.
Bill can lie, "it's not revenge for Spygate"
But Mangini and Goodell, they'll believe.
They're a 24 point road dog
And we'll beg them not to go.
But in front of the whole nation
Jets will stumble out the door to face their foe.
When we look back Monday morning
At the scene of the attack
There'll be Brady prints on safeties' foreheads
And incriminating Moss marks on cornerbacks.
Jets will get run over in the rain here
In Foxborough Sunday 12-16.
Bill can lie, "it's not revenge for Spygate"
But Mangini and Goodell, they'll believe.
Now were all so proud of Eric,
He's been taking this so well.
See him in there talking football,
Just as though his 3-win team don't really smell
There's no game plan that you can draw
When it's talent that you lack.
And he just can't help but wonder:
Should he have Gillooly give Tom's knees a whack?
Jets will get run over in the rain here
In Foxborough Sunday 12-16.
Bill can lie, "it's not revenge for Spygate"
But Mangini and Goodell, they'll believe.
Scoring records on the table,
So you know they'll win it big.
They'll get 80 if they're able,
This will be one game the refs won't have to rig.
I've warned all my friends and neighbors.
"Better cover up your eyes!"
You should never give incentive
To a coach who cheats with cameras and with wives.
Jets will get run over in the rain here
In Foxborough Sunday 12-16.
Bill can lie, "it's not revenge for Spygate"
But Mangini and Goodell, they'll believe.
Ho ho ho! Happy blowout everybody!
In Foxborough Sunday 12-16.
Bill can lie, "it's not revenge for Spygate"
But Mangini and Goodell, they'll believe.
They're a 24 point road dog
And we'll beg them not to go.
But in front of the whole nation
Jets will stumble out the door to face their foe.
When we look back Monday morning
At the scene of the attack
There'll be Brady prints on safeties' foreheads
And incriminating Moss marks on cornerbacks.
Jets will get run over in the rain here
In Foxborough Sunday 12-16.
Bill can lie, "it's not revenge for Spygate"
But Mangini and Goodell, they'll believe.
Now were all so proud of Eric,
He's been taking this so well.
See him in there talking football,
Just as though his 3-win team don't really smell
There's no game plan that you can draw
When it's talent that you lack.
And he just can't help but wonder:
Should he have Gillooly give Tom's knees a whack?
Jets will get run over in the rain here
In Foxborough Sunday 12-16.
Bill can lie, "it's not revenge for Spygate"
But Mangini and Goodell, they'll believe.
Scoring records on the table,
So you know they'll win it big.
They'll get 80 if they're able,
This will be one game the refs won't have to rig.
I've warned all my friends and neighbors.
"Better cover up your eyes!"
You should never give incentive
To a coach who cheats with cameras and with wives.
Jets will get run over in the rain here
In Foxborough Sunday 12-16.
Bill can lie, "it's not revenge for Spygate"
But Mangini and Goodell, they'll believe.
Ho ho ho! Happy blowout everybody!
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