Aaron (1 Viewer)

[IC FBGCav]

@Aaron Rudnicki

Wife just called me out from stalking here.  It's been a run.  Kill FUJB

I have no aliases.  By all.

 

[AAABatteries]

Bye!

 

[The Gator]

wait? 

 

[Galileo]

 

[AAABatteries]

I bet she'll find your drunk posting hysterical.  Have her sign up.

 

[Limp Ditka]

grow a set.

 

[Dedfin]

Ohh cmon!

 

[lod001]

Sell the rights to the user ID/password. I'll give you a dollar.

 

[SacramentoBob]

Do we need @rockaction to translate this?

 

[ShamrockPride]

Still my favorite FUJB thread. You can't see times I don't think, but keep in mind he started this at like 2am. The posting style...so suspenseful. We need more of this here in FFA.

https://forums.footballguys.com/forum/topic/748361-true-story-only-happens-to-me/

 

[AAABatteries]

Do we need @rockaction to translate this?

His wife found out he posted here and what his alias is - she apparently doesn't like some of what he posted and he was too drunk during 78% of his posts to remember what he wrote so he's pulling the ejector seat.

 

[SacramentoBob]

Still my favorite FUJB thread. You can't see times I don't think, but keep in mind he started this at like 2am. The posting style...so suspenseful. We need more of this here in FFA.

https://forums.footballguys.com/forum/topic/748361-true-story-only-happens-to-me/

This is probably my favorite:

https://forums.footballguys.com/forum/topic/742044-been-watching-the-murder-channels-lately/

 

[AAABatteries]

Very smart adding the "I have no aliases" part

Spoiler

She'll never realize you really do - nice work

 

[Uncle CornCob]

Create a FatUncleJerryBussCo alias

 

[Limp Ditka]

Very smart adding the "I have no aliases" part

Spoiler

She'll never realize you really do - nice work

Rather......what's the word I'm looking for......Ah! I got it. Rather 'cavalier' of him.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

WTF?

Think the word you're both looking for is douchey

 

[In The Zone]

No more magic football for you young man. 

 

[Peyton Marino]

Nothing left to hide at this point

 

[AAABatteries]

Start hiding

 

[IC FBGCav]

Seriously, just kill it

 

[IC FBGCav]

Please 

 

[NotSmart]

For the love of God, kill this man's alias.

 

[Zegras11]

I bid $2. Text me the passwords.

 

[EYLive]

See you tomarrow

 

[Hilts]

Hand the keys off. Pretend it's a group shtick alias and you haven't written most of the content. 

 

[eoMMan]

Have you really posted anything that bad?

You seem like an upstanding, church going, regular joe.

 

[dozer]

Tell her to point to the shirt.

 

[Scoresman]

Might as well try and make a 7:1 odds bet with someone before leaving for good.  No-lose situation.

 

[Pyscho Wife]

I'm absolutely livid right now.

 

[Sinn Fein]

Dibs on "#1 Fan of FatUncleJerryBuss"

 

[AAABatteries]

I'm absolutely livid right now.

 

[TheWalkmen]

Tell her a sentence during dinner, then tell her the same sentence during sex.

 

[Grace Under Pressure]

Since the request is like 3 hours old already may as well just own it and stick around. She could have read through Tim's entire posting history in that amount of time. 

 

[Limp Ditka]

Tell her a sentence during dinner, then tell her the same sentence during sex.

Do you happen to have a penny?

 

[Dan Lambskin]

It was a run

 

[Zegras11]

Dibs on "#1 Fan of FatUncleJerryBuss"

Dibs on #2

 

[drunken slob]

Just blame me

 

[Tom Hagen]

Since the request is like 3 hours old already may as well just own it and stick around. She could have read through Tim's entire posting history in that amount of time. 

She knows about his Timschochet alias? Better delete that one too. 

 

[Limp Ditka]

She knows about his Timschochet alias? Better delete that one too. 

 

[Mr. Pickles]

Sorry. Can't help you. 

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

I'm on vacation

 

[Limp Ditka]

 

[Frostillicus]

My wife knows about this place.  She has no interest in reading my posts because she doesn't want to confirm how dumb she thinks I am.  

 

[Frostillicus]

And she's right, but she also let me have sex with her so ha!

 

[Frostillicus]

More than once!