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Adam and Eve (1 Viewer)

Adam and Eve

  • Real

    Votes: 23 25.0%
  • Fiction

    Votes: 69 75.0%

  • Total voters
    92
What says you? Fiction is correct BTW, even if you are a bible thumper. Most legit pastors/priest agree.
What is the point of asking a question if you are just going to answer it before we get a chance to guess?
It doesn't matter how I slant the question peoples minds are already made up about this.
Well you took the fun out it for me. How did you figure out that they are fakes?

 
What says you? Fiction is correct BTW, even if you are a bible thumper. Most legit pastors/priest agree.
What is the point of asking a question if you are just going to answer it before we get a chance to guess?
It doesn't matter how I slant the question peoples minds are already made up about this.
Well you took the fun out it for me. How did you figure out that they are fakes?
I think the answer to the question I posed will not inspire any deep thoughts, they will just answer the pole. Nothing more or less. If this thread puts someone into deep thought........Help us all.

 
Question: What was the first thing Adam ever said to Eve?

Answer: Eve, you better step back, I don't know how big this thing gets.

 
Kevrunner said:
Question: What was the first thing Adam ever said to Eve?

Answer: Eve, you better step back, I don't know how big this thing gets.
What is the first thing Eve said to Adam?

Answer: Don't kid yourself, I have had bigger.

 
Ha. 'Fiction is correct'.

I don't believe, but I am ready to hear hard evidence that these two people didn't exist.

 
so Adam is speaking to God..

God: so Adam how you and eve doing

adam: great.

God: you like her breasts? i spent some extra time on those bad boys.

adam: oh my yes beautiful

God: so what have you guys been doing?

adam: walking, talking we went for a nice tranquil walk down to the hidden stream.

God: thats nice, what did you down there?

Adam: we layed in the grass staring at the clouds. Then we took a nice long swim in the stream.

God: SWIMMING?! You ####### now all the fish are going to smell like #####.

 
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It's funny that 20% of the FBG population actually believes in a literal Adam and Eve.

It's scary that nearly half of the American population believes in a literal Adam and Eve.

 
It's funny that 20% of the FBG population actually believes in a literal Adam and Eve.

It's scary that nearly half of the American population believes in a literal Adam and Eve.
Can you prove it is false? :link: And it has been taught for years. So why would you not believe it? A lot of things cannot be proven, but that does not make them false?

Not saying it is true or false, but since we cannot prove how we came into this world. And lets be honest it does usually take a man and a woman to have a child. Unless science is used .. :shrug:

 
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so Adam is speaking to God..

God: so Adam how you and eve doing

adam: great.

God: you like her breasts? i spent some extra time on those bad boys.

adam: oh my yes beautiful

God: so what have you guys been doing?

adam: walking, talking we went for a nice tranquil walk down to the hidden stream.

God: thats nice, what did you down there?

Adam: we layed in the grass staring at the clouds. Then we took a nice long swim in the stream.

God: SWIMMING?! You ####### now all the fish are going to smell like #####.
:lol:

 

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