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The Best December Mock Draft With Two Rounds in the History of the World, Ever.

M. L. Brandow

I'd appreciate any homer feedback and feel free to rip me for predicting stupid players that your team will never pick in a million billion years. Would also appreciate instead of "good Steelers pick :thumbup:" giving some corroborative analysis in the likely possibility that I picked a stupid player that your team would never pick but you agree with it.

In the off-chance that you're still reading this lengthy introduction of two whole paragraphs, I'd like to ask one last thing before you scroll down to your favorite team and then post homer feedback on it: Stop reading this introduction and scroll down to your favorite team.

Let's begin!

1Oakland Raiders (2-14) - Brady Quinn, QB Notre Dame - It's too bad that they can't address their biggest need with this pick. Any other spot would have this team taking DT. Unfortunately, just like last year with the Texans, they're very unlikely to find a workable trade scenario. Quinn brings a face for a franchise that needs one, and although it's believed Oakland still has some faith in Walter, the allure of a franchise signal caller may be too great to pass up when they find themselves unable to move down.

33OAK - Quentin Moses, DE Georgia

2Detroit Lions (3-13) - Gaines Adams, DE Clemson – The most vital part to the Tampa-2 Defense is the WLB. Having addressed that in last year's draft however, the second most vital part is having a marquee pass-rushing D-End. Penetration from the front four frees up the speedy linebackers so that they can make more plays, and specifically the RDE's effectiveness allow the WLB more freedom. Tony Dungy grabbed Dwight Freeney the moment he landed in Indianapolis, and I would personally be shocked if DET skips out on DE with this pick. Adams is eerily similar to Freeney and has all the intangibles you look for when trying to break the stigma of coaching a team with a Detroit logo on its helmets.

34DET - Antoine Cason, CB Arizona

3Tampa Bay Buccaneers (3-13) - Joe Thomas, OT Wisconsin – What a difference an offensive line (or lack thereof) makes. Only last year, when the Bucs started the same guys at all five spots for the first time in franchise history, this team looked on the cusp of another Super Bowl run. Question: what do Sean Mahan, Dan Buenning, Davin Joseph and Jeremy Trueblood have in common? They were all drafted under Jon Gruden. The only thing lacking in this line is a franchise left tackle, of which Mr. Thomas is. Injuries to Buenning and Joseph have really kept this unit from gelling this year, but insert Big Joe on the left side, and the Buccaneer O-line goes from Achilles to strength overnight.

35TBB - Aaron Rouse, SS Virginia Tech

60TBB (f/IND) - Jay Alford, DT Penn State

4Houston Texans (5-11) - Adrian Peterson, RB Oklahoma – If the Texans draft anyone other than RB here—which they wont—it means they plan to move on without David Carr—which they aren't doing. I don't know where all of this media speculation comes from that Carr is in danger of losing his job and that he's a horrible QB, but all of those people are idiots. When Carr did have a running back, he lacked reliable receivers, and when he finally got those, he lost his running back. I'd also find it hard-pressed to believe they pass on another famed high school Texas player after all of the bad PR they got from skipping out on Vince Young.

36HOU - Brandon Meriweather, FS Miami

5Washington Redskins (5-11) - Leon Hall, CB Michigan – Maybe it's too early, maybe I'm crazy, but Carlos Rogers is just plain yuck. Maybe he's still not fully recovered, but regardless, this team has zero CB depth and Hall is probably the best available player right now. That defense can't afford to roll the dice on Rogers again next year, and when Coach Joe Gibbs retires next season, D-Coordinator Greg Blache is taking over. As such, I expect him to wield more influence this offseason with the management and get a guy that defense really needs.

6Arizona Cardinals (5-11) - Levi Brown, OT Penn State – To think, Edgerrin James looks so bad this season that people are having second thoughts about JJ Arrington's future in the NFL. With all of the offensive pieces in place though, and a young defense that is still improving, look for this pick to be a Tackle, whether it's a huge reach or small one. And having a guy under 360lbs on the offensive line might just help open up a hole or two or... I don't know... give Matt Leinart some pass protection.

38ARI - Ray McDonald, DE Florida

7Cleveland Browns (5-11) - Alan Branch, DT Michigan – Ted Washington is old, and was a one-year filler for a defense that really needed a Nose Tackle. I can't imagine that Branch isn't the guy here, regardless of where Cleveland is picking in the top-10. Crennel about shat a brick when Baltimore stole Haloti Ngata the pick before his in last year's draft, and this April Crennel might pass a Christmas Tree if he lands Branch.

39CLE - Ryan Harris, OT Notre Dame

8Minnesota Vikings (5-11) - Calvin Johnson, WR Georgia Tech – What is the best way to destroy a young Quarterback? Don't give him any weapons. Brad Childress isn't the smartest coach in the world, but he knows that Tarvaris Jackson is going to need some sure-handed receivers. When T-Jax played in the preseason, about 90% of his passes hit the receivers on the numbers, and about half of those were caught. Sure, when Brad Johnson throws ducks Minny's WR's don't appear to suck that bad, but wait until the young gun gets in there next year.

40MIN - Zach Miller, TE Arizona State

9San Francisco 49ers (6-10) - Marcus McCauley, CB Fresno State - We can make fun of the 49ers defense all day, but when I tell you that the 49ers sport what is statistically the worst defense of all time over the past three seasons, maybe the jokes stop and the penciling in of a lockdown corner in every mock from now until April starts. Talent-wise, this team should still be picking #1 overall, but you can thank Nolan for picking 10th.

41SFF - Reggie Nelson, FS Florida

10Miami Dolphins (6-10) - Quinn Pitcock, DT Ohio State – If you've been reading mock drafts, then you know the secret is out about Miami—their DT's suck and are old and will all be gone in March. Actually if you watch Miami play, you probably knew that, too. Saban is likely to look for a franchise signal caller here, but because I see JaMarcus Russell (who he recruited at LSU) available when Miami picks in the second round, I can't see them going anywhere but defense here.

42MIA - JaMarcus Russell, QB LSU

11Buffalo Bills (6-10) - Troy Smith, QB Ohio State – Let's see, skill player who is performing admirably, check. High draft pick, check. Replacing that skill player who is performing admirably and not addressing the offensive line, check. Bledsoe to Losman, Henry to McGahee, Moulds to Evans, and so on. This team is run by geriatric morons who would rather just keep drafting non-need positions with perceived marginal upgrades that actually leave the team worse off.

43BUF - Buster Davis, ILB Florida State

12Pittsburgh Steelers (6-10) - Justin Blalock, OG Texas – I speeled his naem right, which means I know what I'm talking about. The Steelers will probably pick up right where they left off in '06 (the first part) next year, and as such, they can really afford to draft whomever they want. I look for them to invest in the line because they can't afford any more brain damage to Roethlisberger.

44PIT - Aaron Ross, CB Texas

13Green Bay Packers (7-9) - Ted Ginn, Jr., WR Ohio State – I don't know why, but as soon as I started this mock, I saw Ginn jumping into a roaring Lambeau crowd. It just fits. I can't explain it, and maybe it's because they need defensive help a lot more, but this guy is going to give this Packer team something to cheer about next year.

45GBP - Ben Grubbs, OG Auburn

14St. Louis Rams (7-9) - Drew Stanton, QB Michigan State – Sorry, Mr. Bulger. The new management doesn't care that you made a Pro Bowl, all it cares about is that you have no pocket presence, get hurt every year, and you look like Mike Martz.

46STL - Victor Abiamiri, DE Notre Dame

15Atlanta Falcons (7-9) - Amobi Okoye, DT Louisville – ATL has about five quality under-tackles, and zero quality run-stopping DT's on its defense. Okoye could probably take two O-Linemen and a fullback by himself.

47ATL - Fred Bennett, CB South Carolina

16Tennessee Titans (8-8) - Dwayne Jarrett, WR USC – Cliché pick? Yeah. The right pick? Yeah. It's December, guys like me are undefeated in mock drafts. Chow gets more of his USC buddies and Young gets to throw incompletions to him until the fourth quarter of every game.

48TEN - Lamarr Woodley, DE Michigan

17Jacksonville Jaguars (8-8) - LaRon Landry, FS LSU – My used-to-be-favorite mock drafting site had the Jaguars drafting Brian Brohm. It's a good thing the front office isn't run by typewriting monkeys. Landry solidifies a secondary unit that can develop into one of the best in the league, a far cry from http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z2w75n567ok...FAB&index=1 a few years ago.

49JAX - Tim Crowder, DE Texas

18Denver Broncos (8-8) - Tank Tyler, DT NC State – This is not so much a knock on the legendary Browns D-line that was imported this ye ar so much as it is a knock on those that thought that D-line wouldn't need further addressing after the season.

50DEN - Ryan Kalil, OC USC

19Carolina Panthers (9-7) - Brian Brohm, QB Louisville - Unlike David Carr, Byron Leftwich and Donovan McNabb, Jake Delhomme should believe his local media speculation. Delhomme has always performed admirably, but there has been a direct correlation between the Panthers 4th Quarter meltdowns this year and his inconsistent play.

51CAR - HB Blades, ILB Pittsburgh

20Kansas City Chiefs (10-6) - Tony Ugoh, OT Arkansas - Additional generic car-related analogy. This draft should focus heavily on retooling the offensive line before there is any major drop-off. KC's O-line might go from tops in the league last year to worst in the league next year if they lose any more aging future hall of fame players this coming offseason.

52KCC - Justin Harrell, DT Tennessee

21Philadelphia Eagles (9-7) - Daymeion Hughes, CB California - Philadelphia needs depth in its secondary. They lack a reliable nickelback, and have nothing behind FS Brian Dawkins. Hughes is a corner without elite speed who already plays like a safety. He'll be a solid addition to this unit, as he can fill both roles immediately and be groomed behind Dawkins.

53PHI - Rufus Alexander, OLB Oklahoma

22New Orleans Saints (9-7) - Patrick Willis, ILB Ole Miss - The only problem holding New Orleans back is that 11-headed monster on defense. Actually 11-headed monster is a strong description... it's more like 11 abused foster children. Willis is explosive and can really give this defense an identity next year. All they have to do is be average and this team can start legitimately thinking Super Bowl.

54NOS - Zackary Bowman, CB Nebraska

23New York Jets (11-5) - Marshawn Lynch, RB California – Not any easier picks to make than this one for me. A lot of people feel that Lynch is a top prospect, and he's very good, but we as fantasy football players tend to overrate skill players this time of year. Lynch should be an opening day starter for a Jets team that already looks to be on the cusp of a championship.

37NYJ (f/WAS) - Adam Carriker, DE Nebraska

55NYJ - Doug Free, OT Northern Illinois

24Baltimore Ravens (12-4) - Anthony Spencer, DE Purdue - Baltimore can't get enough of these DE/OLB hybrids. Problem I see is if Spencer is the next Merriman/Wimbley/Ware, he may be the next fast-rising workout warrior and be long gone when Baltimore picks.

56BAL - Aaron Sears, OG/T Tennessee

25New England Patriots (f/SEA) - Tom Zbikowski, FS Notre Dame - Free Safety has been an issue for New England for some time now. Zbikowski is the prototypical player-coach who will excel under Belichick's tutilege. Having Weiss give him the 411 all year is a big plus, as he's already brainwashed into the communist Patriot mindset.

30NWE - Jeff Samardzija, WR Notre Dame

62NWE - Anthony Waters, ILB Clemson

26New York Giants (9-7) - Tanard Jackson, CB Syracuse - The Giants secondary is so bad that their DBs are starting to change their identities when they leave the team. Jackson is an aggressive coverage corner who hopefully will bring some stability to a struggling unit. Look for the Giants to spend at least two of its first day picks on the secondary.

58NYG - Michael Griffin, SS Texas

27Cincinnati Bengals (11-5) - Turk McBride, DT Tennessee - Cincinnati has been playing better defense down the stretch, but what they really need some penetration inside. Cincy's linebacking corps is young and athletic and if the Bengals can grab an elusive under-tackle like T-Mac, you'll see the entire defense improve.

59CIN - Prescott Burgess, OLB Michigan

28Indianapolis Colts (12-4) - Earl Everett, OLB Florida - Everett is a perfect fit for the Indy's Tampa-2 and to replace the impending departure of WLB Cato June this offseason. Everett has great instincts and is probably the most athletic linebacker in this draft.

29Chicago Bears (13-3) - Jake Long, OT Michigan - Normally picking a strongside tackle this early isn't a great move, but the Bears have a real need there. Long is the best right tackle in the draft by far, and is one of the safest picks in this draft.

61CHI - Greg Olson, TE Miami

30New England Patriots (13-3) - Jeff Samardzija, WR Notre Dame - Notre Dame aka New England's Farm Team. A big, tall, sure-handed guy like Samardzija will be hard to pass up to mix in with the small, short, drop-laden corps they have now. I can't imagine Samardzija playing baseball. I just can't. I hate baseball. Plus I like saying Samardzija.

62NWE - Anthony Waters, ILB Clemson

31Dallas Cowboys (12-4) - Dwayne Bowe, WR LSU - Bowe might be the most athletically gifted wide receiver in the draft behind Calvin Johnson, and should develop into the next great Cowboys Wide Receiver.

63DAL - Brian Leonard, FB Rutgers

32San Diego Chargers (13-3) - Sidney Rice, WR South Carolina - While Rivers is putting up numbers, he really needs a playmaking WR. Rice won't be that guy in his rookie year, but has the talent to develop into the type of first read that Rivers needs.

64SDC - Desmond Bishop, ILB California

33OAK - Quentin Moses, DE Georgia

34DET - Antoine Cason, CB

35TBB - Aaron Rouse, SS Virginia Tech

36HOU - Brandon Meriweather, FS Miami

37NYJ (f/WAS) - Adam Carriker, DE Nebraska

38ARI - Ray McDonald, DE Florida

39CLE - Ryan Harris, OT Notre Dame

40MIN - Zach Miller, TE Arizona State

41SFF - Reggie Nelson, FS Florida

42MIA - JaMarcus Russell, QB LSU

43BUF - Buster Davis, ILB Florida State

44PIT - Aaron Ross, CB Texas

45GBP - Ben Grubbs, OG Auburn

46STL - Victor Abiamiri, DE Notre Dame

47ATL - Fred Bennett, CB South Carolina

48TEN - Lamarr Woodley, DE Michigan

49JAX - Tim Crowder, DE Texas

50DEN - Ryan Kalil, OC USC

51CAR - HB Blades, ILB Pittsburgh

52KCC - Justin Harrell, DT Tennessee

53PHI - Rufus Alexander, OLB Oklahoma

54NOS - Zackary Bowman, CB Nebraska

55NYJ - Doug Free, OT Northern Illinois

56BAL - Aaron Sears, OG/T Tennessee

57SEA - Leroy Harris, NC State

58NYG - Michael Griffin, SS Texas

59CIN - Prescott Burgess, OLB Michigan

60TBB (f/IND) - Jay Alford, DT Penn State

61CHI - Greg Olson, TE Miami

62NWE - Anthony Waters, ILB Clemson

63DAL - Brian Leonard, FB Rutgers

64SDC - Desmond Bishop, ILB California

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14St. Louis Rams (7-9) - Drew Stanton, QB Michigan State – Sorry, Mr. Bulger. The new management doesn't care that you made a Pro Bowl, all it cares about is that you have no pocket presence, get hurt every year, and you look like Mike Martz.
:lmao: at the Rams finishing 7-9.
 
14St. Louis Rams (7-9) - Drew Stanton, QB Michigan State – Sorry, Mr. Bulger. The new management doesn't care that you made a Pro Bowl, all it cares about is that you have no pocket presence, get hurt every year, and you look like Mike Martz.
:lmao: at the Rams finishing 7-9.
CHI@OAKWAS@MINI don't think that's laughably unreasonable.
 
I sincerely applaud the effort and it was/is a good read, but there is no way that "both" Irons and Bush drop to the third round or lower. At least one if not both will be taken before the end of round 2.

 
I sincerely applaud the effort and it was/is a good read, but there is no way that "both" Irons and Bush drop to the third round or lower. At least one if not both will be taken before the end of round 2.
Don't know what to tell you. I feel like Irons is pretty overrated, if only because everyone feels he's so underrated.And I'm not sold on Bush at the pro level either. It's one thing to barrell over linebackers who are much smaller than him and still have trouble staying healthy through a season. It's quite another to do it on the pro level with linebackers as big as him, faster than him, and for a longer stretch. Not to mention all of the real teams Louisville has ever played in that tough as nails conference (I'm sure you can sit here all day naming them, right?)He smells to me like a poor man's Ronnie Brown, who is looking pretty broke down himself these days.
Sorry, I just cant take a mock seriously if it has Troy Smith in the 1st round, let alone in the top 11 picks.
Who ever takes the Bills seriously?
 
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Thanks for the efforts, ML Brandow.

I am sure ML is ready to hear any and all constructive criticism - or straight up criticism.

Please skip the thread if you have nothing substantive to add.

TIA.

 
I can see the Steelers going for Adam Carriker in the first round. He fits the mold of a 3-4 DE very well at 6-6 ~300lbs.

 
Wow.....very extensive analysis.....BUT......

Brady Quinn, falls like a Stone.....will fall past Matt Lienart's draft spot last year

Overall though a very good read....Thanks..... :thumbup:

 
Wow.....very extensive analysis.....BUT......Brady Quinn, falls like a Stone.....will fall past Matt Lienart's draft spot last yearOverall though a very good read....Thanks..... :thumbup:
Don't tell diesel, but.... I think so too. The Problem is that I don't see a #1 pick emerging yet... so Quinn is the guy right now. I personally think the situation will be like last year with Mario Williams.I could maybe see Adams #1... but I don't know... it's the Raiders. Maybe Calvin Johnson too
I like who you have the Jaguars picking, but you have them 0-3 to finsh the year?
@TEN, NE, @KCDon't see Garrard leading them to victory, although Drew might.
 
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If the Colts don't draft someone that can help stop the run they are nuts. How many times do they need to get beat by physical offensive lines?

 
ML Brandow.

I question your cleveland pick. Did you decide this based on the fact that cleveland did not get ngata this year or because this michigan kid is that good. Cleveland traded down with B-more allowing them to take ngata 1 ahead of them because cleveland wanted wimbley.

Cleveland has huge needs at the O-line position.There has been some random talk on local sports radio of cleveland picking up steinbach from Cinci via free agency in the offseason.If this happens, with the return of Lecharles Bentley I could see Clevaland targeting a different position. If they don't improve the O-line via free agency I think they have to adress it early in the draft.

Are ther any other O-linemen that cleveland could get decent value out of with ther 1st round pick?

 
The Broncos don't need a center. They have Myers, Hamilton, and Eslinger who are prototypical denver centers.

And with Kuper ready at RG they don't need a guard either. Tackle...maybe since Foster is likely to get traded or cut and Lepsis is coming back from an injury. Look for Pears and Meadows to battle it out at RT next year.

 
no way I see the 'Boys taking Brian Leonard, as much as I would love tha tto happen. Parcells has all but fazed out the FB position, no way I can see him using a 2nd round pick on one, even if it is as good as Leonard projects to be.

I see a West Coast offense like Philadlephia or Tampa Bay taking Leonard, and him becoming a beast in the NFL.

Just for prespective purposes, this is coming from a 'Boys fan who loves RU (lives in NJ)

 
7Cleveland Browns (5-11) - Alan Branch, DT Michigan – Ted Washington is old, and was a one-year filler for a defense that really needed a Nose Tackle. I can't imagine that Branch isn't the guy here, regardless of where Cleveland is picking in the top-10. Crennel about shat a brick when Baltimore stole Haloti Ngata the pick before his in last year's draft, and this April Crennel might pass a Christmas Tree if he lands Branch.

39CLE - Ryan Harris, OT Notre Dame
You lost credibility with that one. The Browns traded the down to the Ravens because they wanted Wimbley. They got Vickers with the Ravens pick.
 
13Green Bay Packers (7-9) - Ted Ginn, Jr., WR Ohio State – I don't know why, but as soon as I started this mock, I saw Ginn jumping into a roaring Lambeau crowd. It just fits. I can't explain it, and maybe it's because they need defensive help a lot more, but this guy is going to give this Packer team something to cheer about next year.

45GBP - Ben Grubbs, OG Auburn
Good job MLB. Overall, I like your effort on this mock, particularly with the inclusion of the 2nd round.While we need another WR to go along with an aging Driver and rookie Jennings, the Packers defense is brutal and requires serious attention. I'd place the Pack's draft needs as: 1) DE 2) DT 3) RB 4) WR 5) DB. Obviously we could use help across the board, but our defensive line continues to be pathetic. Kabeer Gbaja-Biamila has proven that he's best in a situational pass rusher role. And besides Ryan Pickett, we lack a DL to stuff the run. I'd place those as a priority.

Ben Grubbs probably isn't the best pick in round 2. We just drafted 3 rookie O-linemen this past year, and they appear to be growing into decent players. Not sure we'd use a high pick there.

 
I like who you have the Jaguars picking, but you have them 0-3 to finsh the year?
@TEN, NE, @KC

Don't see Garrard leading them to victory, although Drew might.

All three of those could be tough games, but they don't have a problem getting up for those this year. I think you are underrating the Jaguars.

 
Marc Levin said:
MLBrandow said:
Mr. Brownstone said:
I like who you have the Jaguars picking, but you have them 0-3 to finsh the year?
@TEN, NE, @KCDon't see Garrard leading them to victory, although Drew might.
I'll take the over on 0-3.I can see the Jags taking two of those games - and Garrardx/M J-D don;t matter.

The Jags D is what will be responsible for the win in at least one of those games.
Seems reasonable. The Texans arent on the schedule anymore, so maybe the Jags D can play 2 games of solid D back to back.
 
Other than Troy Smith going 60 picks before he will go in April, it's an excellent mock. Just watch the film on Smith, he throws ducks...he will not be a QB in the NFL, and if he is, he will be terrible...

 
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12Pittsburgh Steelers (6-10) - Justin Blalock, OG Texas – I speeled his naem right, which means I know what I'm talking about. The Steelers will probably pick up right where they left off in '06 (the first part) next year, and as such, they can really afford to draft whomever they want. I look for them to invest in the line because they can't afford any more brain damage to Roethlisberger.44PIT - Aaron Ross, CB Texas
So you see the Steelers losing out? :cry: In any case, there is an excellent chance the Steelers take an offensive lineman with their first pick but not necessarily for the reason you mentioned. Much of the problem with the pass protection has been with the RBs having trouble picking up the blitz and because Ben has been holding on to the ball too long. Don't get me wrong, the o-line could definitely stand to improve their pass blocking but the real concern is the inconsistency of the running game. It doesn't take much for Willie Parker to break one but there have been games this season where the holes were non-existant. The o-line simply must get better and more consistent in their run-blocking. The Steelers have been disappointed with the play of RG Kendall Simmons who was benched for a game or two earlier in the season. Chris Kemoeatu was given an opportunity to start but apparently wasn't any better because the Steelers went back to Simmons and Kemoeatu is frequently on the inactive list on Sunday. If the Steelers do go offensive line in the 1st round, RG is probably where they will go. C Jeff Hartings will probably retire after this season but the Steelers already have Chukki Okobi ready to go and it is very unlikely the Steelers would blow a high first round pick on a center anyway. I think they are satisfied with their tackles: Marvel Smith is in his prime and Max Starks is young and still learning on the job.If the Steelers don't go offenssive line then I see them drafting a pass-rushing outside linebacker. Much of the Steelers pass rush is supposed to come the outside linebackers and frankly they aren't getting it done. Joey Porter will be entering the last year of his contract and was making noise last summer about being underpaid. Porter still has a decent year or two left in him but there is no way the Steelers are going to sign him to an extension for the kind of money he wants. Plus his mouth and carrying-on may be starting to wear thin in Pittsburgh. At best he plays out his final season with the Steelers next year and becomes a free agent but I have a feeling he is going to be cut loose. Clark Haggans, the Steelers other OLB is solid but unspectacular. They could use an upgrade or at the very least, some depth.
 
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There is no way Green Bay goes WR in round one, unless it's Calvin Johnson. Ted Thompson has found two good WRs in round 2 two straight years (Murphy, Jennings). He'll wait.

And, drafting a guard early isn't going to happen either. They're starting three rookies right now. Why would they draft another early?

The biggest need is DE. Followed by WR. Then S.

 
Ok so this is just my opinion but,

a) Jamarcus Russell will go in the first. He is basically the prototypical QB teams cream over.

b) If the Browns pass on Troy Smith the town might burn itself down. Here is a kid who comes from Cleveland, beats Michigan 3 years straight, wins a Heisman and possible a National Champion. Ohio loves him, Cleveland loves him more. To pass on him for a Michigan DT is crazy talk, sorry ML.

c) I don't see Carolina taking a QB. As much as Delhomme as struggled I think it's because of overreliance on the passing game and a weak running attack. I think that could be seen in ####### Chris Weinke throwing the ball 60 times this weekend.

d) Barring injury, if Calvin Johnson doesn't go in the top 5 I will eat a pair of my underpants and you can quote me on that. He is the freakist WR I have seen in quite some times. Probably the best WR we've seen since Fitz and he's faster than Fitz.

 
Other than Troy Smith going 60 picks before he will go in April, it's an excellent mock. Just watch the film on Smith, he throws ducks...he will not be a QB in the NFL, and if he is, he will be terrible...
I've watched three years of Troy and to put it bluntly, you're wrong.
 
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Drew Stanton will not be drafted in the first round.
Agreed. Russell is a far better prospect than Stanton and I'm guessing the massive blowup M.St. had this year will not neccesarily inspire teams to spend a first on him.
 
The Best December Mock Draft With Two Rounds in the History of the World, Ever.

M. L. Brandow

I'd appreciate any homer feedback and feel free to rip me for predicting stupid players that your team will never pick in a million billion years. Would also appreciate instead of "good Steelers pick :thumbup:" giving some corroborative analysis in the likely possibility that I picked a stupid player that your team would never pick but you agree with it.

In the off-chance that you're still reading this lengthy introduction of two whole paragraphs, I'd like to ask one last thing before you scroll down to your favorite team and then post homer feedback on it: Stop reading this introduction and scroll down to your favorite team.

Let's begin!

1Oakland Raiders (2-14) - Brady Quinn, QB Notre Dame - It's too bad that they can't address their biggest need with this pick. Any other spot would have this team taking DT. Unfortunately, just like last year with the Texans, they're very unlikely to find a workable trade scenario. Quinn brings a face for a franchise that needs one, and although it's believed Oakland still has some faith in Walter, the allure of a franchise signal caller may be too great to pass up when they find themselves unable to move down.

33OAK - Quentin Moses, DE Georgia

2Detroit Lions (3-13) - Gaines Adams, DE Clemson – The most vital part to the Tampa-2 Defense is the WLB. Having addressed that in last year's draft however, the second most vital part is having a marquee pass-rushing D-End. Penetration from the front four frees up the speedy linebackers so that they can make more plays, and specifically the RDE's effectiveness allow the WLB more freedom. Tony Dungy grabbed Dwight Freeney the moment he landed in Indianapolis, and I would personally be shocked if DET skips out on DE with this pick. Adams is eerily similar to Freeney and has all the intangibles you look for when trying to break the stigma of coaching a team with a Detroit logo on its helmets.

34DET - Antoine Cason, CB Arizona

3Tampa Bay Buccaneers (3-13) - Joe Thomas, OT Wisconsin – What a difference an offensive line (or lack thereof) makes. Only last year, when the Bucs started the same guys at all five spots for the first time in franchise history, this team looked on the cusp of another Super Bowl run. Question: what do Sean Mahan, Dan Buenning, Davin Joseph and Jeremy Trueblood have in common? They were all drafted under Jon Gruden. The only thing lacking in this line is a franchise left tackle, of which Mr. Thomas is. Injuries to Buenning and Joseph have really kept this unit from gelling this year, but insert Big Joe on the left side, and the Buccaneer O-line goes from Achilles to strength overnight.

35TBB - Aaron Rouse, SS Virginia Tech

60TBB (f/IND) - Jay Alford, DT Penn State

4Houston Texans (5-11) - Adrian Peterson, RB Oklahoma – If the Texans draft anyone other than RB here—which they wont—it means they plan to move on without David Carr—which they aren't doing. I don't know where all of this media speculation comes from that Carr is in danger of losing his job and that he's a horrible QB, but all of those people are idiots. When Carr did have a running back, he lacked reliable receivers, and when he finally got those, he lost his running back. I'd also find it hard-pressed to believe they pass on another famed high school Texas player after all of the bad PR they got from skipping out on Vince Young.

36HOU - Brandon Meriweather, FS Miami

5Washington Redskins (5-11) - Leon Hall, CB Michigan – Maybe it's too early, maybe I'm crazy, but Carlos Rogers is just plain yuck. Maybe he's still not fully recovered, but regardless, this team has zero CB depth and Hall is probably the best available player right now. That defense can't afford to roll the dice on Rogers again next year, and when Coach Joe Gibbs retires next season, D-Coordinator Greg Blache is taking over. As such, I expect him to wield more influence this offseason with the management and get a guy that defense really needs.

6Arizona Cardinals (5-11) - Levi Brown, OT Penn State – To think, Edgerrin James looks so bad this season that people are having second thoughts about JJ Arrington's future in the NFL. With all of the offensive pieces in place though, and a young defense that is still improving, look for this pick to be a Tackle, whether it's a huge reach or small one. And having a guy under 360lbs on the offensive line might just help open up a hole or two or... I don't know... give Matt Leinart some pass protection.

38ARI - Ray McDonald, DE Florida

7Cleveland Browns (5-11) - Alan Branch, DT Michigan – Ted Washington is old, and was a one-year filler for a defense that really needed a Nose Tackle. I can't imagine that Branch isn't the guy here, regardless of where Cleveland is picking in the top-10. Crennel about shat a brick when Baltimore stole Haloti Ngata the pick before his in last year's draft, and this April Crennel might pass a Christmas Tree if he lands Branch.

39CLE - Ryan Harris, OT Notre Dame

8Minnesota Vikings (5-11) - Calvin Johnson, WR Georgia Tech – What is the best way to destroy a young Quarterback? Don't give him any weapons. Brad Childress isn't the smartest coach in the world, but he knows that Tarvaris Jackson is going to need some sure-handed receivers. When T-Jax played in the preseason, about 90% of his passes hit the receivers on the numbers, and about half of those were caught. Sure, when Brad Johnson throws ducks Minny's WR's don't appear to suck that bad, but wait until the young gun gets in there next year.

40MIN - Zach Miller, TE Arizona State

9San Francisco 49ers (6-10) - Marcus McCauley, CB Fresno State - We can make fun of the 49ers defense all day, but when I tell you that the 49ers sport what is statistically the worst defense of all time over the past three seasons, maybe the jokes stop and the penciling in of a lockdown corner in every mock from now until April starts. Talent-wise, this team should still be picking #1 overall, but you can thank Nolan for picking 10th.

41SFF - Reggie Nelson, FS Florida

10Miami Dolphins (6-10) - Quinn Pitcock, DT Ohio State – If you've been reading mock drafts, then you know the secret is out about Miami—their DT's suck and are old and will all be gone in March. Actually if you watch Miami play, you probably knew that, too. Saban is likely to look for a franchise signal caller here, but because I see JaMarcus Russell (who he recruited at LSU) available when Miami picks in the second round, I can't see them going anywhere but defense here.

42MIA - JaMarcus Russell, QB LSU

11Buffalo Bills (6-10) - Troy Smith, QB Ohio State – Let's see, skill player who is performing admirably, check. High draft pick, check. Replacing that skill player who is performing admirably and not addressing the offensive line, check. Bledsoe to Losman, Henry to McGahee, Moulds to Evans, and so on. This team is run by geriatric morons who would rather just keep drafting non-need positions with perceived marginal upgrades that actually leave the team worse off.

43BUF - Buster Davis, ILB Florida State

12Pittsburgh Steelers (6-10) - Justin Blalock, OG Texas – I speeled his naem right, which means I know what I'm talking about. The Steelers will probably pick up right where they left off in '06 (the first part) next year, and as such, they can really afford to draft whomever they want. I look for them to invest in the line because they can't afford any more brain damage to Roethlisberger.

44PIT - Aaron Ross, CB Texas

13Green Bay Packers (7-9) - Ted Ginn, Jr., WR Ohio State – I don't know why, but as soon as I started this mock, I saw Ginn jumping into a roaring Lambeau crowd. It just fits. I can't explain it, and maybe it's because they need defensive help a lot more, but this guy is going to give this Packer team something to cheer about next year.

45GBP - Ben Grubbs, OG Auburn

14St. Louis Rams (7-9) - Drew Stanton, QB Michigan State – Sorry, Mr. Bulger. The new management doesn't care that you made a Pro Bowl, all it cares about is that you have no pocket presence, get hurt every year, and you look like Mike Martz.

46STL - Victor Abiamiri, DE Notre Dame

15Atlanta Falcons (7-9) - Amobi Okoye, DT Louisville – ATL has about five quality under-tackles, and zero quality run-stopping DT's on its defense. Okoye could probably take two O-Linemen and a fullback by himself.

47ATL - Fred Bennett, CB South Carolina

16Tennessee Titans (8-8) - Dwayne Jarrett, WR USC – Cliché pick? Yeah. The right pick? Yeah. It's December, guys like me are undefeated in mock drafts. Chow gets more of his USC buddies and Young gets to throw incompletions to him until the fourth quarter of every game.

48TEN - Lamarr Woodley, DE Michigan

17Jacksonville Jaguars (8-8) - LaRon Landry, FS LSU – My used-to-be-favorite mock drafting site had the Jaguars drafting Brian Brohm. It's a good thing the front office isn't run by typewriting monkeys. Landry solidifies a secondary unit that can develop into one of the best in the league, a far cry from http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z2w75n567ok...FAB&index=1 a few years ago.

49JAX - Tim Crowder, DE Texas

18Denver Broncos (8-8) - Tank Tyler, DT NC State – This is not so much a knock on the legendary Browns D-line that was imported this ye ar so much as it is a knock on those that thought that D-line wouldn't need further addressing after the season.

50DEN - Ryan Kalil, OC USC

19Carolina Panthers (9-7) - Brian Brohm, QB Louisville - Unlike David Carr, Byron Leftwich and Donovan McNabb, Jake Delhomme should believe his local media speculation. Delhomme has always performed admirably, but there has been a direct correlation between the Panthers 4th Quarter meltdowns this year and his inconsistent play.

51CAR - HB Blades, ILB Pittsburgh

20Kansas City Chiefs (10-6) - Tony Ugoh, OT Arkansas - Additional generic car-related analogy. This draft should focus heavily on retooling the offensive line before there is any major drop-off. KC's O-line might go from tops in the league last year to worst in the league next year if they lose any more aging future hall of fame players this coming offseason.

52KCC - Justin Harrell, DT Tennessee

21Philadelphia Eagles (9-7) - Daymeion Hughes, CB California - Philadelphia needs depth in its secondary. They lack a reliable nickelback, and have nothing behind FS Brian Dawkins. Hughes is a corner without elite speed who already plays like a safety. He'll be a solid addition to this unit, as he can fill both roles immediately and be groomed behind Dawkins.

53PHI - Rufus Alexander, OLB Oklahoma

22New Orleans Saints (9-7) - Patrick Willis, ILB Ole Miss - The only problem holding New Orleans back is that 11-headed monster on defense. Actually 11-headed monster is a strong description... it's more like 11 abused foster children. Willis is explosive and can really give this defense an identity next year. All they have to do is be average and this team can start legitimately thinking Super Bowl.

54NOS - Zackary Bowman, CB Nebraska

23New York Jets (11-5) - Marshawn Lynch, RB California – Not any easier picks to make than this one for me. A lot of people feel that Lynch is a top prospect, and he's very good, but we as fantasy football players tend to overrate skill players this time of year. Lynch should be an opening day starter for a Jets team that already looks to be on the cusp of a championship.

37NYJ (f/WAS) - Adam Carriker, DE Nebraska

55NYJ - Doug Free, OT Northern Illinois

24Baltimore Ravens (12-4) - Anthony Spencer, DE Purdue - Baltimore can't get enough of these DE/OLB hybrids. Problem I see is if Spencer is the next Merriman/Wimbley/Ware, he may be the next fast-rising workout warrior and be long gone when Baltimore picks.

56BAL - Aaron Sears, OG/T Tennessee

25New England Patriots (f/SEA) - Tom Zbikowski, FS Notre Dame - Free Safety has been an issue for New England for some time now. Zbikowski is the prototypical player-coach who will excel under Belichick's tutilege. Having Weiss give him the 411 all year is a big plus, as he's already brainwashed into the communist Patriot mindset.

30NWE - Jeff Samardzija, WR Notre Dame

62NWE - Anthony Waters, ILB Clemson

26New York Giants (9-7) - Tanard Jackson, CB Syracuse - The Giants secondary is so bad that their DBs are starting to change their identities when they leave the team. Jackson is an aggressive coverage corner who hopefully will bring some stability to a struggling unit. Look for the Giants to spend at least two of its first day picks on the secondary.

58NYG - Michael Griffin, SS Texas

27Cincinnati Bengals (11-5) - Turk McBride, DT Tennessee - Cincinnati has been playing better defense down the stretch, but what they really need some penetration inside. Cincy's linebacking corps is young and athletic and if the Bengals can grab an elusive under-tackle like T-Mac, you'll see the entire defense improve.

59CIN - Prescott Burgess, OLB Michigan

28Indianapolis Colts (12-4) - Earl Everett, OLB Florida - Everett is a perfect fit for the Indy's Tampa-2 and to replace the impending departure of WLB Cato June this offseason. Everett has great instincts and is probably the most athletic linebacker in this draft.

29Chicago Bears (13-3) - Jake Long, OT Michigan - Normally picking a strongside tackle this early isn't a great move, but the Bears have a real need there. Long is the best right tackle in the draft by far, and is one of the safest picks in this draft.

61CHI - Greg Olson, TE Miami

30New England Patriots (13-3) - Jeff Samardzija, WR Notre Dame - Notre Dame aka New England's Farm Team. A big, tall, sure-handed guy like Samardzija will be hard to pass up to mix in with the small, short, drop-laden corps they have now. I can't imagine Samardzija playing baseball. I just can't. I hate baseball. Plus I like saying Samardzija.

62NWE - Anthony Waters, ILB Clemson

31Dallas Cowboys (12-4) - Dwayne Bowe, WR LSU - Bowe might be the most athletically gifted wide receiver in the draft behind Calvin Johnson, and should develop into the next great Cowboys Wide Receiver.

63DAL - Brian Leonard, FB Rutgers

32San Diego Chargers (13-3) - Sidney Rice, WR South Carolina - While Rivers is putting up numbers, he really needs a playmaking WR. Rice won't be that guy in his rookie year, but has the talent to develop into the type of first read that Rivers needs.

64SDC - Desmond Bishop, ILB California

33OAK - Quentin Moses, DE Georgia

34DET - Antoine Cason, CB

35TBB - Aaron Rouse, SS Virginia Tech

36HOU - Brandon Meriweather, FS Miami

37NYJ (f/WAS) - Adam Carriker, DE Nebraska

38ARI - Ray McDonald, DE Florida

39CLE - Ryan Harris, OT Notre Dame

40MIN - Zach Miller, TE Arizona State

41SFF - Reggie Nelson, FS Florida

42MIA - JaMarcus Russell, QB LSU

43BUF - Buster Davis, ILB Florida State

44PIT - Aaron Ross, CB Texas

45GBP - Ben Grubbs, OG Auburn

46STL - Victor Abiamiri, DE Notre Dame

47ATL - Fred Bennett, CB South Carolina

48TEN - Lamarr Woodley, DE Michigan

49JAX - Tim Crowder, DE Texas

50DEN - Ryan Kalil, OC USC

51CAR - HB Blades, ILB Pittsburgh

52KCC - Justin Harrell, DT Tennessee

53PHI - Rufus Alexander, OLB Oklahoma

54NOS - Zackary Bowman, CB Nebraska

55NYJ - Doug Free, OT Northern Illinois

56BAL - Aaron Sears, OG/T Tennessee

57SEA - Leroy Harris, NC State

58NYG - Michael Griffin, SS Texas

59CIN - Prescott Burgess, OLB Michigan

60TBB (f/IND) - Jay Alford, DT Penn State

61CHI - Greg Olson, TE Miami

62NWE - Anthony Waters, ILB Clemson

63DAL - Brian Leonard, FB Rutgers

64SDC - Desmond Bishop, ILB California

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WAyyyyyyy too much free time on your handsThe only comment is w/detroit - depends on if millen return - if he does you can guarantee he will pick a wr.

 
I applaud the effort, but if you are going to do this you really have to take your personal bias/hate out of it. Judging from your lack of objective perspective when we were discussing Ronnie Brown and Caddy it is obvious you are a Dolphin hater and this silliness continued with this quote about the Dolphin pick. "b]10Miami Dolphins (6-10) - Quinn Pitcock, DT Ohio State – If you've been reading mock drafts, then you know the secret is out about Miami—their DT's suck and are old and will all be gone in March. Actually if you watch Miami play, you probably knew that, too. Saban is likely to look for a franchise signal caller here, but because I see JaMarcus Russell (who he recruited at LSU) available when Miami picks in the second round, I can't see them going anywhere but defense here.

42MIA - JaMarcus Russell, QB LSU

Now going DT is NOT a bad thought, but your reasoning was extremely flawed. The Dolphins DL, including the DT's has been EXCELLENT this year, saying their DT's suck is just ignorant. They are old, but very effective.

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As for the rest, there are a lot of players I would juggle around, but without the combines which clearly move players around a lot, it is a little early for me to give any worthwhile discussion

 
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gump said:
Will Jamarcus Russell really fall to the 2nd round?
No. Easy top-10 overall if he comes out, and could be the first QB pick. He will blow up the combine.
I completely agree. Plus if Laron Laundry is available when Saban picks there is no chance in hell he will make it past Miami. Mark it down. Laundry was Saban's golden boy.
 
There is no way Green Bay goes WR in round one, unless it's Calvin Johnson. Ted Thompson has found two good WRs in round 2 two straight years (Murphy, Jennings). He'll wait.
FYI - Murphy is no longer on the team. He had a spine injury last year and never rejoined the team.
And, drafting a guard early isn't going to happen either. They're starting three rookies right now. Why would they draft another early?
100% agree
The biggest need is DE. Followed by WR. Then S.
I'd say the biggest need is DE or DT. While we could use a safety, Nick Collins will be just fine once paired with another decent player. Marviel Underwood's injury has really hurt this team, as Marquard Manual clearly isn't the answer. I'd say with an unhappy Al Harris and an aging/injury-prone Charles Woodson, we need a DB before a S. Unless you think Will Blackmon is the future there.
 
Other than Troy Smith going 60 picks before he will go in April, it's an excellent mock. Just watch the film on Smith, he throws ducks...he will not be a QB in the NFL, and if he is, he will be terrible...
I've watched three years of Troy and to put it bluntly, you're wrong.
We will find out next fall, stay tuned... :banned:EDIT: I just watched his 2006 highlite tape, he doesn't throw ducks...
 
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I think that the Lions will not pass Joe Thomas for a DE.
Colin, While I think the Lions do need Joe Thomas, I would agree they will pass on him.They just made Jeff Backus one of the top 6(?) paid LTs in the game last offseason, so he will be there next year. They'll be paying Thomas even more than that. Which one of the top 7 or 8 paid OTs in the game will they push over to RT? Why would they pay so much for a position thats not as valued? The DE core of James Hall, Cory Redding and Kalimba Edwards could certainly use a dominant pass rusher as Adams projects to be.
 
14St. Louis Rams (7-9) - Drew Stanton, QB Michigan State – Sorry, Mr. Bulger. The new management doesn't care that you made a Pro Bowl, all it cares about is that you have no pocket presence, get hurt every year, and you look like Mike Martz.46STL - Victor Abiamiri, DE Notre Dame
May as well give them a RB in the 2nd while you're at it.
 

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