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Annual Parade of Student Names (1 Viewer)

RudiStein said:
I have student named Iryna. Her mother is a Russian mail-order bride...no shtick. The first day of school she tells me she doesn't want to be called Iryna. She wants to be called Ira. :lmao: She went from having a name like a hot Bond girl to the name of an 83 year old Jewish man.
:lmao: Man, Bakersfield sounds awesome.
 
Im glad we named our kids pretty normal.

I guess my son's is a little odd.

Davis (was my wife's grandmother's maiden name).

Daughter is Anna. We liked the name Taylor but had a friend name their daughter Taylor and wanted to be different. Im glad it worked out that way as popular as the name Taylor is. I like that Anna is not a huge name and she will not end up with 3 friends with the same name. Same for my son.

Only other name we liked for a girl was Morgan but when she was born it just did not fit.

 
Im glad we named our kids pretty normal.I guess my son's is a little odd.Davis (was my wife's grandmother's maiden name).Daughter is Anna. We liked the name Taylor but had a friend name their daughter Taylor and wanted to be different. Im glad it worked out that way as popular as the name Taylor is. I like that Anna is not a huge name and she will not end up with 3 friends with the same name. Same for my son.Only other name we liked for a girl was Morgan but when she was born it just did not fit.
Named my daughter Audrey (she is 9). Went retro and, as it turns out, was perfect for her.
 
My wife hasn't reported any crazy names, but parents still don't quite understand the AKA line on the emergency cards they submit. "Princess" and "Kid" are not really what the school had in mind.

 
People scoffed when I reported that my wife's best friend had a girl at her school named Le-a (pronounced, "Ledasha")...but it is indeed 100% verified true.
Feel free to email these guys: http://www.snopes.com/racial/language/le-a.asp
How exactly am I supposed to prove this to them? It's not like I can fax them a copy of the yearbook.
Why not?
Being sued down?
 
People scoffed when I reported that my wife's best friend had a girl at her school named Le-a (pronounced, "Ledasha")...but it is indeed 100% verified true.
Feel free to email these guys: http://www.snopes.com/racial/language/le-a.asp
How exactly am I supposed to prove this to them? It's not like I can fax them a copy of the yearbook.
Why not?
Being sued down?
For what?
 
People scoffed when I reported that my wife's best friend had a girl at her school named Le-a (pronounced, "Ledasha")...but it is indeed 100% verified true.
Feel free to email these guys: http://www.snopes.com/racial/language/le-a.asp
How exactly am I supposed to prove this to them? It's not like I can fax them a copy of the yearbook.
Why not?
Looks like Lahyphena to me.
 
I want to cash in on this trend. I want to market sets of dice which are imprinted with prefixes and suffixes. Prospective parents could roll however many die they want and name their babies based on the result.Mama-to-be: "Yo, Tayshawn, whatchoo roll?"Daddy-to-be: "I gots a "Shon", a "tav" and a "ius". SHONTAVIUS!!!
Petty criminal I used to deal with was named Shawntavus. Everybody just knew his street name. One day I was talking to other local perps trying to get info and I his first name slip out (no one knows first names here). When I say Shawntavus, they all started laughing and said Shawntavus is a girl's name. :ninja:
 
All new Kindergarteners this year:

Girls:

Harley

Cydney

Dailey

Laney

Kiki

Boys:

Braxton

Rowan

Digno

Aiden

Asher

Chimelu

Parents: We get it - your kid is special.

 
I have a good friend named Skylar who's in her mid 20's. She gets the occasional joke about it being a stripper name but not all that often.

My buddies wife wanted to name their newborn girl last year "Brinkley" but she backed off when we made so much fun of it. So instead she went with "Brooklyn." I guess it's not so bad since you can call her Brooke.

~~~~~~~~~

I can't really talk, my first name is Buckner.

 
Coaching soccer this year for U6. Twelve kids total, two of them mine. So in total, 11 families.

Of those 11 families, one has the last name of "****". Another has the last name "****s"

What are the odds of that?

 
I once issued a bank statement for a "Donald and Donna Donaldson".

;) Who in their right mind with a last name of "Donaldson" would name their kid "Donald"? Marrying into it, sure. You're in love. Whatever. Julia Goolia. But naming your kid that? Sheesh.

ETA: I just remembered that I went to high school with a "Dug". Seriously. Not "Doug". "Dug".

 
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I once issued a bank statement for a "Donald and Donna Donaldson". :shrug: Who in their right mind with a last name of "Donaldson" would name their kid "Donald"? Marrying into it, sure. You're in love. Whatever. Julia Goolia. But naming your kid that? Sheesh.ETA: I just remembered that I went to high school with a "Dug". Seriously. Not "Doug". "Dug".
I had a student a couple of years ago whose dad was named James James.
 

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