Assani's Poker Thread (7 Viewers)

[Assani Fisher]

Nice...I win again...into the 4th round. Only 16 left, and we're now in the money!

 

[Assani Fisher]

QK lost to 88 and I'm out of the heads up matches...Got $512 for my finish.

 

[Assani Fisher]

Wow, gotta love this. What did he have? AK? Horribly played by him imho...

PokerStars Game #4794515720: Tournament #23452396, $615+$35 Hold'em No Limit - Level IV (50/100) - 2006/04/30 - 20:06:34 (ET)

Table '23452396 2' 9-max Seat #1 is the button

Seat 1: #### donny (3475 in chips)

Seat 2: vinnie (8605 in chips)

Seat 3: Loosehal (4360 in chips)

Seat 4: goldenlab (3311 in chips)

Seat 6: CSPT_SunTzu (1770 in chips)

Seat 7: waybox (3455 in chips)

Seat 8: jwvdcw (2890 in chips)

Seat 9: mickeyg33 (8550 in chips)

vinnie: posts small blind 50

Loosehal: posts big blind 100

*** HOLE CARDS ***

Dealt to jwvdcw [Ad Ks]

goldenlab: folds

CSPT_SunTzu: folds

waybox: raises 300 to 400

jwvdcw: raises 1200 to 1600

mickeyg33: folds

#### donny: folds

vinnie: folds

Loosehal: folds

waybox: calls 1200

*** FLOP *** [9s 8s 5h]

waybox: checks

jwvdcw: bets 1290 and is all-in

waybox: folds

jwvdcw collected 3350 from pot

jwvdcw: doesn't show hand

*** SUMMARY ***

Total pot 3350 | Rake 0

Board [9s 8s 5h]

Seat 1: #### donny (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)

Seat 2: vinnie (small blind) folded before Flop

Seat 3: Loosehal (big blind) folded before Flop

Seat 4: goldenlab folded before Flop (didn't bet)

Seat 6: CSPT_SunTzu folded before Flop (didn't bet)

Seat 7: waybox folded on the Flop

Seat 8: jwvdcw collected (3350)

Seat 9: mickeyg33 folded before Flop (didn't bet)

 

[Assani Fisher]

Out of $215 at Stars. I'm in SB and BB and I are almost even stacks. I push with A9. ####in moron calls with KT and beats me. I wasn't happy.

 

[Assani Fisher]

Today has officially sucked so far.

 

[Eli2Shockey]

Today has officially sucked so far.

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

It happens man, keep up the good playing. You in any tournies right now or ring games or taking a break?

 

[Assani Fisher]

Today has officially sucked so far.

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

It happens man, keep up the good playing. You in any tournies right now or ring games or taking a break?
<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

nothing right now. Will see if theres any decent MTTs running in a bit. If not, I'll just play $109 or $215 STTs at Party all night.

 

[Assani Fisher]

So I'm changing my Party name to "IcyPots". I want to start berating people more, but I don't want to use my real name because I don't want people to know what jerk I am This change should help take my game to the next level.

 

[Assani Fisher]

I'm about to play a ton of STTs right now. $215 speeds. Come watch me dominate.

 

[eoMMan]

I'm about to play a ton of STTs right now. $215 speeds. Come watch me dominate.

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

What tables? I don't see you.

 

[Assani Fisher]

I'm about to play a ton of STTs right now. $215 speeds. Come watch me dominate.

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

What tables? I don't see you.
<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

Sorry, I won't have this thread up while I"m playing since I'm doing 10 tables. I'm going to start up 10 more in about 5-10 minutes. BTW, everyone is starting to hate 'IcyPots.' I berate absolutely everyone I can, and I laugh and cheer wildly when I suck out....good stuff.

 

[eoMMan]

I'm about to play a ton of STTs right now. $215 speeds. Come watch me dominate.

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

What tables? I don't see you.
<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

Sorry, I won't have this thread up while I"m playing since I'm doing 10 tables. I'm going to start up 10 more in about 5-10 minutes. BTW, everyone is starting to hate 'IcyPots.' I berate absolutely everyone I can, and I laugh and cheer wildly when I suck out....good stuff.
<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

I see you now. I'm watching Table Speed #1183909.IcyPots: LOL, it's amazing how much better I am than all of you.

 

[eoMMan]

It doesn't seem like they like your shtick too much.

 

[KevT]

Looks like the 215 speeds are a total crapshoot when the blinds get to 200/400.

 

[eoMMan]

That "weakloose" player has been playing ALL night. When you're 10 tabling, I assume you're not taking notes on players? Is this correct?

 

[Assani Fisher]

I'm about to play a ton of STTs right now. $215 speeds. Come watch me dominate.

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

What tables? I don't see you.
<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

Sorry, I won't have this thread up while I"m playing since I'm doing 10 tables. I'm going to start up 10 more in about 5-10 minutes. BTW, everyone is starting to hate 'IcyPots.' I berate absolutely everyone I can, and I laugh and cheer wildly when I suck out....good stuff.
<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

I see you now. I'm watching Table Speed #1183909.IcyPots: LOL, it's amazing how much better I am than all of you.



<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

I've come up with a few decent ones(of course I'd love to hear some more from the FFA):-When heads up and hes just pushed: "Oh, so you're one of those "I can't outplay him, so I'm just going all in every hand" guys?"...and then I push on the next hand

-I'm sensing that a lot of you at the table are jealous of my poker skills. Please don't be....jealousy ain't cool, guys.

-This must be an aquarium with all of these fish here, right?

-After I go all in with K6, get called by JJ, and win when I hit a king: "LOL! Oh let me call all in with my jacks. Yeah, I have a pair of kings buddy. Jacks are no good against kings, moron."

Its tough to talk a lot once I get up to 10 tables, but I'm liking this right now...keeping things fresh. I'll probably get tired of it in a week, but its all good for now.

Up a few thousand tonight. Going to call it quits soon.

 

[Assani Fisher]

That "weakloose" player has been playing ALL night.  When you're 10 tabling, I assume you're not taking notes on players?  Is this correct?

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

Yeah, I try my best, but it can be tough at times.

 

[Assani Fisher]

Looks like the 215 speeds are a total crapshoot when the blinds get to 200/400.

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

Its definitely all in/fold then, and there usually are more people still there, so yeah somewhat. But theres still plenty of fish there who donk off their chips early.

 

[Assani Fisher]

I'm officially a STT pro again. Started playing at midnight last night and was up til 10 in the morning. Logged 91 STTs in that time. I was only playing the $55 and $77s then- the money is so ridiculously easy at those. I'm slowly working my way back up. I want to earn around $40K more before Vegas. BTW I stumbled across pokerprophecy.com(be careful! Do not go to this site if you're currently running PartyPoker or other sites because they can detect it as a "cheating" device). They showed me my stats under both of my user names:

For best results, a Player should have 20 or more games played to get an ideaof their skill level. If so, here is how we suggest you analyze the datalayers Win Percentage 40% or higher Player is a ProPlayers Win Percentage 35 to 40% Player is Very GoodPlayers Win Percentage 30 to 35% Player is Slightly Above AveragePlayers Win Percentage 25 to 30% Player is Slightly Below AveragePlayers Win Percentage 20 to 25% Player is Below AveragePlayers Win Percentage 10 to 20% Player is Way Below AveragePlayers Win Percentage 0 to 10%                  Player is a FishTo qualify for a win, a Player must finish in the money, 1st, 2nd, or 3rd.Player AssaniFisher Games played 988 Wins 389 (39.37%) Losses 599 (60.63%) Average Buy-In $218.02 Players with better winning percentage 250035 Players with worse winning percentage 798562 $2000 Table: 1 wins / 1 losses / 50% wins $1000 Table: 1 wins / 5 losses / 16.67% wins $530 Table: 19 wins / 30 losses / 38.78% wins $400 Table: 2 wins / 9 losses / 18.18% wins $215 Table: 12 wins / 16 losses / 42.86% wins $200 Table: 327 wins / 491 losses / 39.98% wins $109 Table: 13 wins / 19 losses / 40.63% wins $77 Table: 1 wins / 1 losses / 50% wins $55 Table: 11 wins / 21 losses / 34.38% wins $6 Table: 1 wins / 1 losses / 50% wins $0 Table: 1 wins / 5 losses / 16.67% wins Player a605296a Games played 905 Wins 397 (43.87%) Losses 508 (56.13%) Average Buy-In $89.79 Players with better winning percentage 163736 Players with worse winning percentage 884861 $400 Table: 0 wins / 4 losses / 0% wins $200 Table: 104 wins / 160 losses / 39.39% wins $150 Table: 1 wins / 0 losses / 100% wins $100 Table: 72 wins / 68 losses / 51.43% wins $50 Table: 42 wins / 66 losses / 38.89% wins $30 Table: 38 wins / 67 losses / 36.19% wins $20 Table: 68 wins / 66 losses / 50.75% wins $10 Table: 72 wins / 76 losses / 48.65% wins $0 Table: 0 wins / 1 losses / 0% wins

 

[David Dodds]

Here are mine for my two IDs. The numbers used to be higher (between 38-42%), but when I play these now I really make an effort to push really hard when there are 4 to 5 people left. I used to do everything just to cash. This has lowered my cash percentage but gives me a higher percentage of firsts.

daviddodds

Games played 146

Wins 50 (34.25%)

Losses 96 (65.75%)

Average Buy-In $78.53

Players with better winning percentage 377132

Players with worse winning percentage 672881

$530 Table: 1 wins / 1 losses / 50% wins

$200 Table: 0 wins / 3 losses / 0% wins

$109 Table: 4 wins / 11 losses / 26.67% wins

$100 Table: 16 wins / 32 losses / 33.33% wins

$50 Table: 24 wins / 42 losses / 36.36% wins

$30 Table: 2 wins / 0 losses / 100% wins

$10 Table: 0 wins / 1 losses / 0% wins

allinonlow

Games played 175

Wins 69 (39.43%)

Losses 106 (60.57%)

Average Buy-In $104.31

Players with better winning percentage 249453

Players with worse winning percentage 800560

$200 Table: 3 wins / 6 losses / 33.33% wins

$100 Table: 66 wins / 98 losses / 40.24% wins

$50 Table: 0 wins / 1 losses / 0% wins

$5 Table: 0 wins / 1 losses / 0% wins

Composite numbers:

Wins 119 (35.95%)

Losses 212 (64.05%)

 

[eoMMan]

Player eoMMan

Games played 131

Wins 55 (41.98%)

Losses 76 (58.02%)

Average Buy-In $11.19

Players with better winning percentage 192931

Players with worse winning percentage 857082

$20 Table: 7 wins / 11 losses / 38.89% wins

$11 Table: 1 wins / 0 losses / 100% wins

$10 Table: 47 wins / 60 losses / 43.93% wins

$5 Table: 0 wins / 5 losses / 0% wins



:cheaptables:

 

[Giant Wooden Badger]

So I'm changing my Party name to "IcyPots". I want to start berating people more, but I don't want to use my real name because I don't want people to know what  jerk I am  This change should help take my game to the next level.

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

Careful. If anyone had you added to there buddy list it will still show up with the new name.

 

[tmc94]

Player tmc94

Games played 40

Wins 16 (40%)

Losses 24 (60%)

Average Buy-In $106.58

Players with better winning percentage 227058

Players with worse winning percentage 822955

$215 Table: 5 wins / 8 losses / 38.46% wins

$109 Table: 0 wins / 2 losses / 0% wins

$100 Table: 3 wins / 1 losses / 75% wins

$50 Table: 6 wins / 11 losses / 35.29% wins

$0 Table: 2 wins / 2 losses / 50% wins

I rock! Seriously, I don't play these much but it is very apparent to me that there numbers are off. About a month ago I played about 20 $200s one day, yet this shows 13 $200s total. Not sure what the $0 tables are either. My guess is that it was some sort of step tourney or maybe a 2 or 3 table SNG. I noticed Assani had a few of these too so maybe that is what they are. Dunno

 

[David Dodds]

Seriously, I don't play these much but it is very apparent to me that there numbers are off.

There numbers are definitely off. They don't seem to get all the results for some reason.

 

[Assani Fisher]

Gonna make a run at getting 1st on the May leaderboard at Party. Its worth an extra $5500, which would be pretty damn nice!

https://secure.partyaccount.com/leader_boar...eaderboardm.htm

 

[Keys Myaths]

5th. Not bad at all dude, especially early.

Good luck...that would be some entertaining #### right there.

 

[Assani Fisher]

5th.  Not bad at all dude, especially early.

Good luck...that would be some entertaining #### right there.

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

Havn't slept all night...that list updated last at midnight....wouldn't surprise me if I'm #1 right now.

 

[Keys Myaths]

5th.  Not bad at all dude, especially early.

Good luck...that would be some entertaining #### right there.

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

Havn't slept all night...that list updated last at midnight....wouldn't surprise me if I'm #1 right now.
<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

How did you do last night?

 

[Assani Fisher]

5th.  Not bad at all dude, especially early.

Good luck...that would be some entertaining #### right there.

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

Havn't slept all night...that list updated last at midnight....wouldn't surprise me if I'm #1 right now.
<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

How did you do last night?
<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

Good night...only had $800 in my party account at one point after losing a bit, so I went to the $55s and $77s. Built my way up and raised the levels to include the $109s, then finally to include a few $215s at the end. Up to $3100 now. Going to take a nap for a few hours, then work out, then come back and play some more. I'm extremely determined right now to make a bunch of money before Vegas.

 

[Assani Fisher]

Currently 3rd on the monthly leader board and well within striking distance of 1st by the end of today.

Rank Player Points

1 RONALDO1234 6366.0

2 ActualGod 6339.0

3 IcyPots 6053.0

4 i_GLOW 5800.0

5 tlbcaptain 5693.0

6 JJsGramma 5687.0

7 NateDizzle7 5675.0

8 ingemars12 5088.0

9 TheProdigy87 4937.0

10 MajorPolk 4903.0

 

[culdeus]

Currently 3rd on the monthly leader board and well within striking distance of 1st by the end of today.

Rank Player Points

1 RONALDO1234  6366.0 

2 ActualGod  6339.0 

3 IcyPots  6053.0 

4 i_GLOW  5800.0 

5 tlbcaptain  5693.0 

6 JJsGramma  5687.0 

7 NateDizzle7  5675.0 

8 ingemars12  5088.0 

9 TheProdigy87  4937.0 

10 MajorPolk  4903.0

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

Explain this SVP.

 

[Assani Fisher]

So I'm at a final table now, but I"m a huge shortstack.

PartyPoker

$40K guaranteed

Tourney #694105

Started at 19:00 est.

 

[Assani Fisher]

Not so shortstacked anymore!!

***** Hand History for Game 4254375882 *****

NL Texas Hold'em Trny:23455508 Level:15 Blinds-Antes(4000/8000-200) - Friday, May 12, 01:55:30 ET 2006

Table $40K Gtd.(694105) Table #1 (Real Money)

Seat 1 is the button

Total number of players : 10

Seat 1: tmay420 ( $116284 )

Seat 2: delrayorange ( $239810 )

Seat 3: KonigDan ( $182965 )

Seat 4: SlashMcGirk ( $334530 )

Seat 5: IcyPots ( $44690 )

Seat 6: gotuallincheck ( $107532 )

Seat 8: johnnytimm ( $269695 )

Seat 10: WDYGFYYSN_24 ( $99784 )

Seat 7: jay_m ( $86794 )

Seat 9: drbrpoker ( $224916 )

Trny:23455508 Level:15

Blinds-Antes(4000/8000-200)

tmay420 posts ante [200].

delrayorange posts ante [200].

KonigDan posts ante [200].

SlashMcGirk posts ante [200].

IcyPots posts ante [200].

gotuallincheck posts ante [200].

jay_m posts ante [200].

johnnytimm posts ante [200].

drbrpoker posts ante [200].

WDYGFYYSN_24 posts ante [200].

** Dealing down cards **

Dealt to IcyPots [ As Ac ]

SlashMcGirk folds.

IcyPots raises [19100].

gotuallincheck folds.

jay_m folds.

johnnytimm folds.

drbrpoker folds.

WDYGFYYSN_24 folds.

tmay420 folds.

delrayorange folds.

KonigDan calls [11100].

** Dealing Flop ** [ 9d, 4d, 9h ]

KonigDan is all-In [163665]

IcyPots is all-In [25390]

** Dealing Turn ** [ 7d ]

** Dealing River ** [ Jc ]

KonigDan shows [ 5c, Ad ] a pair of nines.

IcyPots shows [ As, Ac ] two pairs, aces and nines.

KonigDan wins 138275 chips from side pot #1 with a pair of nines.

IcyPots wins 94980 chips from the main pot with two pairs, aces and nines.

 

[Assani Fisher]

Hanging in here! 7 left.

***** Hand History for Game 4254516795 *****

NL Texas Hold'em Trny:23455508 Level:16 Blinds-Antes(6000/12000-200) - Friday, May 12, 02:10:28 ET 2006

Table $40K Gtd.(694105) Table #1 (Real Money)

Seat 5 is the button

Total number of players : 7

Seat 2: delrayorange ( $301150 )

Seat 3: KonigDan ( $209013 )

Seat 4: SlashMcGirk ( $611315 )

Seat 5: IcyPots ( $42580 )

Seat 8: johnnytimm ( $111042 )

Seat 10: WDYGFYYSN_24 ( $183784 )

Seat 9: drbrpoker ( $248116 )

Trny:23455508 Level:16

Blinds-Antes(6000/12000-200)

delrayorange posts ante [200].

KonigDan posts ante [200].

SlashMcGirk posts ante [200].

IcyPots posts ante [200].

johnnytimm posts ante [200].

drbrpoker posts ante [200].

WDYGFYYSN_24 posts ante [200].

** Dealing down cards **

Dealt to IcyPots [ 7c 7d ]

WDYGFYYSN_24 folds.

delrayorange folds.

KonigDan is all-In [208813]

SlashMcGirk folds.

IcyPots is all-In [42380]

johnnytimm folds.

drbrpoker folds.

** Dealing Flop ** [ Kh, 2c, 7h ]

** Dealing Turn ** [ 6s ]

** Dealing River ** [ 4h ]

KonigDan shows [ 4d, Kd ] two pairs, kings and fours.

IcyPots shows [ 7c, 7d ] three of a kind, sevens.

KonigDan wins 166433 chips from side pot #1 with two pairs, kings and fours.

IcyPots wins 104160 chips from the main pot with three of a kind, sevens.

 

[Clayton Gray]

What is KonigDan's problem?

 

[Assani Fisher]

What is KonigDan's problem?

I dunno, but its funny messing with him.

 

[Assani Fisher]

Out in 6th. A3 lost to 69. Won $2200 or so.

 

[Clayton Gray]

Bummer. SlashMcGirk was catching.

 

[Clayton Gray]

What is KonigDan's problem?

I dunno, but its funny messing with him.

He was quite the dork.

 

[Assani Fisher]

Played some $10/20 NLHE yesterday for the first time in a while. Felt really exciting to be back in such a high stakes game. Ended up winning $1700 playing on only one table at a time, which of course makes me happy. I think I may play some more the next few days.

 

[Assani Fisher]

Things are great so far tonight. Up around another $2000. Playing 2 tables at once now. It is much needed for me to build up my bankroll before Vegas. I'm leaving on June 26th, and would like to have at least $40K so I can play in all of the NLHE events without worrying about damaging my bankroll too much.

 

[dotman]

Good luck Mr. Icypots

 

[Assani Fisher]

back on the right track today....have played for about an hour and a half on just two tables and up over $5K!

 

[Assani Fisher]

Nothing like a bad beat giving you a $5600 swing in the wrong direction to start your day.

***** Hand History for Game 4341736667 *****

$2000 NL Texas Hold'em - Monday, May 22, 15:55:21 ET 2006

Table Radio Daze (No DP) (Real Money)

Seat 7 is the button

Total number of players : 10

Seat 1: pit540540 ( $2277 )

Seat 2: maraco ( $837 )

Seat 7: mehbahmeh ( $4088 )

Seat 3: syi128 ( $2279 )

Seat 9: IcyPots ( $2506 )

Seat 8: robert07 ( $1877 )

Seat 4: ebolivia ( $1040 )

Seat 10: NOTORIOUSsad ( $1648 )

Seat 5: Spanish_Torero ( $2052 )

Seat 6: ineedhelp ( $1217.40 )

robert07 posts small blind [$10].

IcyPots posts big blind [$20].

ineedhelp posts big blind [$20].

** Dealing down cards **

Dealt to IcyPots [ 8h 9d ]

NOTORIOUSsad folds.

pit540540 folds.

maraco folds.

>You have options at Cann River (No DP) Table!.

syi128 calls [$20].

ebolivia folds.

Spanish_Torero folds.

ineedhelp checks.

mehbahmeh calls [$20].

robert07 folds.

IcyPots checks.

** Dealing Flop ** [ 7h, 6s, 5h ]

>You have options at Born Again Table!.

IcyPots bets [$35].

syi128 calls [$35].

ineedhelp calls [$35].

mehbahmeh folds.

** Dealing Turn ** [ 3c ]

IcyPots bets [$100].

syi128 raises [$200].

ineedhelp calls [$200].

>You have options at Born Again Table!.

>You have options at Cann River (No DP) Table!.

>You have options at West Whale (No DP) Table!.

IcyPots raises [$525].

syi128 calls [$425].

ineedhelp is all-In [$962.40]

>You have options at Born Again Table!.

IcyPots is all-In [$1826]

syi128 is all-In [$1599]

** Dealing River ** [ Qh ]

IcyPots shows [ 8h, 9d ] a straight, five to nine.

syi128 shows [ Ah, 4h ] a flush, ace high.

ineedhelp doesn't show [ Qc, 4d ] a straight, three to seven.

IcyPots wins $227 from side pot #2 with a straight, five to nine.

syi128 wins $2123.20 from side pot #1 with a flush, ace high.

syi128 wins $3679.20 from the main pot with a flush, ace high.

 

[Assani Fisher]

Playing in the PartyPoker $750K guaranteed now. Only about 100 out of 2000+ people are still in it. I have a decent stack.

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

Assani>make some picks in the hip hop draft please. TIA.

 

[Assani Fisher]

Assani>make some picks in the hip hop draft please. TIA.

you guys were going to so many rounds it just befuddled me. I can't go that many. Should I go pick tonight?

 

[MarshallPlan]

I'm watching.

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

Assani>make some picks in the hip hop draft please. TIA.

you guys were going to so many rounds it just befuddled me. I can't go that many. Should I go pick tonight?

sure. can't be that hard to pick a few more songs.

 

[Assani Fisher]

down to 70 left, but I've lost some of my stack. I'm 75K, average is 150K, blinds are huge at 4000/8000 with an ante of 200.

Guaranteed at least $1275 now.