Is going to end up only ---ing with his hand in college.Jacob was “absolutely humiliated,” Koscinski said to The Post.
laude-lyAny eighteen-year-old boy who's reaction to getting this cake is:
Is going to end up only ---ing with his hand in college.
the most interesting part of this to me is that the FBG boards are allowing the word cum through the filter.Does Joe own Publix?
Yup - was the big question I was wondering about when I typed the thread titlethe most interesting part of this to me is that the FBG boards are allowing the word cum through the filter.
Maybe Joe doesn't speak Latin.the most interesting part of this to me is that the FBG boards are allowing the word cum through the filter.
Or maybe he does and that's why it isn't censored.Maybe Joe doesn't speak Latin.
Somebody try a "qui est calidissimus" poll
Man, I biffed that setup, didn't I?Or maybe he does and that's why it isn't censored.
Or maybe you McFlyed it? These alternate timelines can be so confusing.Man, I biffed that setup, didn't I?
Its not that difficult when mom is grading your essaysEverybody talking about the cake but nobody wondering about a 4.79 GPA?
Yeah I know all about advanced courses etc but getting above a 4.5 is usually very difficult.
Mom with a stealthy LookAtMe national story.
Everybody talking about the cake but nobody wondering about a 4.79 GPA?
Yeah I know all about advanced courses etc but getting above a 4.5 is usually very difficult.
Mom with a stealthy LookAtMe national story.
Saturday was Jacob Koscinski’s big day. His whole family, many from out of town, saw the Charleston, S.C., student graduate from his Christian-based home-school program with a 4.89 grade-point average and the coveted honor of summa cum laude
That's what I'm talking aboutIts not that difficult when mom is grading your essays
She knew what the word meant AND she enjoyed the cake...coincidence?"Jacob didn’t eat much of the cake after that but his mother says the chocolate and vanilla cake was delicious."
I'm trying to think what a delicious cake could say that would make me not want to eat said delicious cake, and I'm coming up empty.
So much for that 4.89 GPA.Andy Dufresne said:
Wait, she had to explain to her SON what the word meant and THAT'S what humiliated him?
Not even that he didn't eat any, he didn't eat MUCH of the cake.Don Quixote said:"Jacob didn’t eat much of the cake after that but his mother says the chocolate and vanilla cake was delicious."
I'm trying to think what a delicious cake could say that would make me not want to eat said delicious cake, and I'm coming up empty.
"Mom, I didn't earn an A+ on that history paper? Cum on!"Home Based - Christian Education where he got a 4.89 GPA?
Of course he was tops in his class. Mom was grading him.
As I was thinking more about this -- if a delicious chocolate and vanilla cake suddenly appeared in my work common area that said "Happy Birthday Hitler" on it, I probably would not eat that cake. Or, I'd at least go back to my desk and return in 10-15 minutes, hoping someone has since taken a slice with the "Hit", so I can plausibly say, "Oh, I thought it was for Bette Midler's birthday."Don Quixote said:"Jacob didn’t eat much of the cake after that but his mother says the chocolate and vanilla cake was delicious."
I'm trying to think what a delicious cake could say that would make me not want to eat said delicious cake, and I'm coming up empty.
I'd eat it. Someone has to sacrifice to get those offensive words off the cake.As I was thinking more about this -- if a delicious chocolate and vanilla cake suddenly appeared in my work common area that said "Happy Birthday Hitler" on it, I probably would not eat that cake. Or, I'd at least go back to my desk and return in 10-15 minutes, hoping someone has since taken a slice with the "Hit", so I can plausibly say, "Oh, I thought it was for Bette Midler's birthday."
Yep, stopped reading at: "Christian-based home-school program"Home Based - Christian Education where he got a 4.89 GPA?
Of course he was tops in his class. Mom was grading him.
I'm guessing it was a home based program with a certain amount of group classroom time. My wife taught at one of those when we were dating. Just like you would imagine from the name, uber conservatives just meeting the requirements to get their home based education.glvsav37 said:Was he was the only graduate?
Me too.Yep, stopped reading at: "Christian-based home-school program"
Yeah, this definitely calls for a strongly worded "Dear Pubics" letter.They have their name, ******, on signs all over the South and yet the find Cum Laude profane? Hell, I half suspect the censors on this site to delete ******.
This part caught my eye. How long has that slang term been around? I thought it would have been old enough that everyone knew it.NewlyRetired said:Koscinski said she then had to explain why the grocery store censored “cum” from Jacob’s cake to her 70-year-old mother.
this reads like an Onion article.