Beginners guide to poker (1 Viewer)

[flapgreen]

Where is that post with the best explanation of holdem ever? The one where we are explained the nuances of the "flop" etc. Someone has to pull that up for MCGM

Z-Men. I think it's long since deleted.

 

[Jack White]

Wear sunglasses.

Play tight.

If you have a strong opener, raise before the flop.

If the flop doesn't fit your cards, fold. Don't chase cards on the turn and river.

Push in when you have a great hand.

If you bluff and win, show your cards. This will pay off later when you have the nuts.

What is funny about any of that?

All of it?

What's up, Doc? Missed you.

 

[MC Gas Money]

Apparently I was so drunk last night I peed on the bedroom floor

 

[jon_mx]

Apparently I was so drunk last night I peed on the bedroom floor

Toilets are for stupid people.

 

[Flying V]

Apparently I was so drunk last night I peed on the bedroom floor

You sure it wasn't the royal flush?

 

[MC Gas Money]

My gf had to clean it at 3 AM with resolve

Im so embarrassed

 

[TheAristocrat]

176 IQ. Still wets the bed.

I mean, this does make sense if you really think about it.

 

[MC Gas Money]

176 IQ. Still wets the bed.

I mean, this does make sense if you really think about it.

It was the floor

She said I was peeing as casually as I would at a urinal

I may have a drinkung problem

 

[McGarnicle]

Fold anything except 7/8 suited.

Statistically, the best hand in poker.

While googling this I found the most unnecessary article ever writtenhttp://poker.about.com/od/strategyadvice/tp/bestholdemhands.htm

Just imagine Kige Ramsey reciting that article and it will all make sense.

3. Queen-Queen

Two queens, or "ladies" are a very good hand. Sure, kings and aces will beat you, but you've got the upper hand on jacks and below.

 

[MC Gas Money]

I cant be the only guy here who has gotten so bombed and peed on the floor

 

[flapgreen]

Probably only guy over 20 on here who has done it.

 

[McGarnicle]

The Macdonald triad (also known as the triad of sociopathy or the homicidal triad) is a set of three behavioral characteristics that has been suggested, if all three or any combination of two, are present together, to be predictive of or associated with later violent tendencies, particularly with relation to serial offenses. The triad was first proposed by psychiatrist J.M. Macdonald in "The Threat to Kill", a 1963 paper in the American Journal of Psychiatry. Small-scale studies conducted by psychiatrists Daniel Hellman and Nathan Blackman, and then FBI agents John E. Douglas and Robert K. Ressler along with Dr. Ann Burgess, claimed substantial evidence for the association of these childhood patterns with later predator behavior. Although it remains an influential and widely taught theory, subsequent research has generally not validated this line of thinking.

The triad links cruelty to animals, obsession with fire setting, and persistent bedwetting past a certain age, to violent behaviors, particularly homicidal behavior and sexually predatory behavior.

 

[Raider Nation]

Eat Oreos enthusiastically when you have strong cards.

 

[popsecret]

Eat Oreos enthusiastically when you have strong cards.

great movie

 

[fred_1_15301]

Probably only guy over 20 on here who has done it.

Very doubtful. People do crazy things when they turn 21.

 

[MC Gas Money]

Probably only guy over 20 on here who has done it.

Very doubtful. People do crazy things when they turn 21.

I probably took my ambien too and dont remember because I was so bombed. I have blacjed out a half dozen times in the last 6 months.

Never happened to me before

 

[D in the D]

If someone says "I'm all-in" the standard reply is "funny, I don't feel a thing"