Best Fantasy Football Nicknames (1 Viewer)

[NFL-ons]

Last night I almost pissed my pants reading the Brandon Marshall smack talk thread

http://forums.footballguys.com/forum/index...p;hl=smack+talk.

I'm sitting on the couch with my wife and she's going 'what's so funny?' and I cant get a word out as I am gasping for breath. Gotta love her for putting up with me.

I love Fantasy Football Nicknames. Besides the typing simplicity factor (Mojo = Maurice Jones Drew, etc.) I feel it transforms them from NFL players to fantasy football players. I think L White has to be a candidate for some of the best. I had heard Fatdale and Bakesale, but I just saw LandWhale (Freebody) and got a good chuckle out of it.

I sure you guys have some good ones. Let's hear em.

I'm sure some of you want to post biggest dork in the world = you but I already accept who I am so try to avoid any personal attacks.

 

[Mr. Know-It-All]

Mine are all very subtle/high-brow...

Matt Hasselsuck

Phillip ####sucker Rivers

It's a gift, really.

 

[-baller]

brandon jacobs = j-cobs

 

[Black]

Adrian Peterson: All-Day, ADP, Purple Jesus

Brandon Marshall: EEEEEE 15

Chad Johnson: CJ

Calvin Johnson: CJ2, Megatron

Chris Johnson (TEN): CJIII, Baby Blue Jesus, CJ4.24

Fred Taylor: Fragile Freddie

Jared Lorenzen: Pillsbury ThrowBoy

Jake Plummer: Jake The Snake

Jonothan Stewart (CAR): The Daily Show

LenDale White: LenWhale

Maurice Jones-Drew: MJD, MoJo

Maurice Morris: MoMo

 

[dirtywaters20]

Mine are all very subtle/high-brow...

Matt Hasselsuck

Phillip ####sucker Rivers

It's a gift, really.

 

[Limp Ditka]

We've Done This 863 Times All Pros

 

[-baller]

Adrian Peterson: All-Day, ADP, Purple JesusBrandon Marshall: EEEEEE 15Chad Johnson: CJCalvin Johnson: CJ2, MegatronChris Johnson (TEN): CJIII, Baby Blue Jesus, CJ4.24Fred Taylor: Fragile FreddieJared Lorenzen: Pillsbury ThrowBoyJake Plummer: Jake The SnakeJonothan Stewart (CAR): The Daily ShowLenDale White: LenWhaleMaurice Jones-Drew: MJD, MoJoMaurice Morris: MoMo

j-load >> pillsbury throwboydo you really think 'cj' is one of the best nicks?

 

[GottaBohlieve]

Adrian Peterson: All-Day, ADP, Purple JesusBrandon Marshall: EEEEEE 15Chad Johnson: CJCalvin Johnson: CJ2, MegatronChris Johnson (TEN): CJIII, Baby Blue Jesus, CJ4.24Fred Taylor: Fragile FreddieJared Lorenzen: Pillsbury ThrowBoyJake Plummer: Jake The SnakeJonothan Stewart (CAR): The Daily ShowLenDale White: LenWhaleMaurice Jones-Drew: MJD, MoJoMaurice Morris: MoMo

j-load >> pillsbury throwboydo you really think 'cj' is one of the best nicks?

Personally prefer "The Hefty Lefty"

 

[Hoss_Cartwright]

Adrian Peterson: All-Day, ADP, Purple JesusBrandon Marshall: EEEEEE 15Chad Johnson: CJCalvin Johnson: CJ2, MegatronChris Johnson (TEN): CJIII, Baby Blue Jesus, CJ4.24Fred Taylor: Fragile FreddieJared Lorenzen: Pillsbury ThrowBoyJake Plummer: Jake The SnakeJonothan Stewart (CAR): The Daily ShowLenDale White: LenWhaleMaurice Jones-Drew: MJD, MoJoMaurice Morris: MoMo

j-load >> pillsbury throwboydo you really think 'cj' is one of the best nicks?

Personally prefer "The Hefty Lefty"

Round mound of touchdown.

 

[SproutDaddy]

Patrick "Whachoo Talkin' Bout" Willis

 

[Neil Beaufort Zod]

I hate all of them. They're not cool, not witty, not anything. "LBJ" has drilled dangerously close to the hot, molten core of lameness. They're just awful.

Except the Jared Lorenzen ones. Pillsbury Throwboy. That doesn't get old for some reason.

 

[Relentless]

Adrian Peterson: All-Day, ADP, Purple JesusBrandon Marshall: EEEEEE 15Chad Johnson: CJCalvin Johnson: CJ2, MegatronChris Johnson (TEN): CJIII, Baby Blue Jesus, CJ4.24Fred Taylor: Fragile FreddieJared Lorenzen: Pillsbury ThrowBoyJake Plummer: Jake The SnakeJonothan Stewart (CAR): The Daily ShowLenDale White: LenWhaleMaurice Jones-Drew: MJD, MoJoMaurice Morris: MoMo

Who is CJ3 then?