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General Tso
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It is both sad and wonderful that you took the time to do that. Well done.Seeeeeed hull passed, it's done"don't fear the pooper""Don't it make my brown eye blew"This song is unlikely to ever become as popular as Blue Eyes Crying in the Rain. Still, if you can come up with lyrics as strong as your opening line of "What is the healing time on a scratched pooper?" you may just have a hit.
Aaaaaanal fissure fun
Romeo and Juliet
Will be bleeding like the brown-eyed sea
And his IQ's low, said chet
40,000 silly postings every day
'Rhoids ain't something he don't get
Another 40,000 coming every day
Redefine toilet mess
Another 40,000 coming every day
He's now on your radar
Come on, sphincter
Don't fear the pooper