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This song is unlikely to ever become as popular as Blue Eyes Crying in the Rain. Still, if you can come up with lyrics as strong as your opening line of "What is the healing time on a scratched pooper?" you may just have a hit.
"Don't it make my brown eye blew"
"don't fear the pooper"
Seeeeeed hull passed, it's done

Aaaaaanal fissure fun

Romeo and Juliet

Will be bleeding like the brown-eyed sea

And his IQ's low, said chet

40,000 silly postings every day

'Rhoids ain't something he don't get

Another 40,000 coming every day

Redefine toilet mess

Another 40,000 coming every day

He's now on your radar

Come on, sphincter

Don't fear the pooper
It is both sad and wonderful that you took the time to do that. Well done.

 
This song is unlikely to ever become as popular as Blue Eyes Crying in the Rain. Still, if you can come up with lyrics as strong as your opening line of "What is the healing time on a scratched pooper?" you may just have a hit.
"Don't it make my brown eye blew"
"don't fear the pooper"
Seeeeeed hull passed, it's done

Aaaaaanal fissure fun

Romeo and Juliet

Will be bleeding like the brown-eyed sea

And his IQ's low, said chet

40,000 silly postings every day

'Rhoids ain't something he don't get

Another 40,000 coming every day

Redefine toilet mess

Another 40,000 coming every day

He's now on your radar

Come on, sphincter

Don't fear the pooper
It is both sad and wonderful that you took the time to do that. Well done.
:lol: took about 3 or 4 minutes, just had to check the lyrics to get them to rhyme right

 

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