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on a related note that site is amazing...
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Early Life
Not much is known about John Gruden's childhood because he was a raging ####### to his parents and never did his homework. His parents rarely will speak of him, and when they do they never speak his name without prefacing it with "That *******". What is known is that he was a big fan of the cereal Sugar Smack's and hated Suger Crisps. When he was five he said he would take his knife and hunt Sugar Bear one day. When he was fifteen he was found in a bear cave covered in blood, and never spoke a word of Sugar Bear again.
Coaching Career
John Gruden loved coaching and beheading little furry animals like chipmunks. He would eat the bodies but save the heads and then make line-ups based on how big the heads were. The biggest head was known as the "linebacker". He also had a few smaller heads that were called "quarterbacks". In some ritual he would eat the heads after deep frying them. He called them hush chipmunks.
He won the Super Bowl one year. He never shuts up about it. Witchcraft & Attempted Possession of Andy Barclay
Though his parents wouldn't speak of his witchcraft, many in his church said he could cast spells way better than most of his fellow worshippers. He was praised for his usage of the A dei deux-ey demb'ella! curse and soon learned to possess people.
He tried it first on a guy named Art Barkdoll; little is known about him. He's probably alive somewhere, or he may be dead. But John Gruden didn't possess him for very long.
He first met Andy after possessing a "Good Guy" doll just before he was dying. Andy was a little brat and wanted to have this really expensive doll and most think that Gruden was doing a great coaching job by teaching this little punk a lesson that you should not "#### with the Chuck."
He was never successful in possessing Andy Barclay, and had three separate attempts. He also tried it on some black kid named Michael Pittman. Super Bowl
He won a Super Bowl once but was a jerk about it. Most argue that he "stole" the Super Bowl. No one really enjoys thinking about it and they don't even recognize it as a Super Bowl. They said they commercials were bad too. It is now officially known as Super Bowl 0. It was originally known as Super Bowl X but that was a real Super Bowl, otherwise known as Super Bowl Ten, which was played between the Dallas Cowboys and the Pittsburgh Steelers. That was known as a great Super Bowl.
The Barclay Foundation
When Andy Barclay turned 21, he started a foundation to destroy John Gruden, or as he's called by Andy, Charles Lee Ray. His mother was supposed to be the head of the foundation but she hanged herself after watching John Gruden win the Super Bowl.
Not much is known about John Gruden's childhood because he was a raging ####### to his parents and never did his homework. His parents rarely will speak of him, and when they do they never speak his name without prefacing it with "That *******". What is known is that he was a big fan of the cereal Sugar Smack's and hated Suger Crisps. When he was five he said he would take his knife and hunt Sugar Bear one day. When he was fifteen he was found in a bear cave covered in blood, and never spoke a word of Sugar Bear again.
Coaching Career
John Gruden loved coaching and beheading little furry animals like chipmunks. He would eat the bodies but save the heads and then make line-ups based on how big the heads were. The biggest head was known as the "linebacker". He also had a few smaller heads that were called "quarterbacks". In some ritual he would eat the heads after deep frying them. He called them hush chipmunks.
He won the Super Bowl one year. He never shuts up about it. Witchcraft & Attempted Possession of Andy Barclay
Though his parents wouldn't speak of his witchcraft, many in his church said he could cast spells way better than most of his fellow worshippers. He was praised for his usage of the A dei deux-ey demb'ella! curse and soon learned to possess people.
He tried it first on a guy named Art Barkdoll; little is known about him. He's probably alive somewhere, or he may be dead. But John Gruden didn't possess him for very long.
He first met Andy after possessing a "Good Guy" doll just before he was dying. Andy was a little brat and wanted to have this really expensive doll and most think that Gruden was doing a great coaching job by teaching this little punk a lesson that you should not "#### with the Chuck."
He was never successful in possessing Andy Barclay, and had three separate attempts. He also tried it on some black kid named Michael Pittman. Super Bowl
He won a Super Bowl once but was a jerk about it. Most argue that he "stole" the Super Bowl. No one really enjoys thinking about it and they don't even recognize it as a Super Bowl. They said they commercials were bad too. It is now officially known as Super Bowl 0. It was originally known as Super Bowl X but that was a real Super Bowl, otherwise known as Super Bowl Ten, which was played between the Dallas Cowboys and the Pittsburgh Steelers. That was known as a great Super Bowl.
The Barclay Foundation
When Andy Barclay turned 21, he started a foundation to destroy John Gruden, or as he's called by Andy, Charles Lee Ray. His mother was supposed to be the head of the foundation but she hanged herself after watching John Gruden win the Super Bowl.
Hipple Long Ware & Peete
Footballguy
just noticed we can edit that more too. I am too :hungover: someone else say something funny about Capella...
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Footballguy
I do too. He is a special player. I watched him a lot at the tech games. He doesn't take plays off, he catches everything, but the Lions frankly need to much. And the last thing wrong with this team right now is the recevers. Kitna threw fro 4200 and furrey was second in the league in catches. Oh and we have Roy williams. I just don't think you can win with the salary cap and Johnson and Roy Williams under contract at the same time. Certainly not with those other salary decisions being made by the Millen Ford Brain(dis)trust.
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turkishkamel
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Hipple Long Ware & Peete
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I know!
Hipple Long Ware & Peete
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Hipple Long Ware & Peete
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I knd of wanted Joe Thomas in the trade down, as a book end OT. Hell if I ran an NFL franchise I would either drft OT/DT in the first round of every NFL draft I ever did. If there wasn't value, I'd trade down. The other picks are SOOO much riskier. I'd rather fill skill positions with FA's, and draft the trenches. You miss so much less and in the salary cap era you simply can't miss on top 10 talent or you #### yourself years down the raod, especially with qb... then you get ####ed for a while :hi joey harrington:
Hipple Long Ware & Peete
Footballguy
interesting. We do have needs at D line. Could be a win win. The falcons already have a lot of picks in thsi draft. But future 1st and second/third for Anderson, for Calvin. Makes sense all around?
tribecalledjeff
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I thought it was Bucs.QUEZILLA said:
Doctor Detroit
Please remove your headgear
Arctic Edge is not going to take this news well.
wow... 4 hours for that.... 
