SmoovySmoov
The Way of the Samurai
Pikes have always liked things shoved up their butts.
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Butt Chugging Alcohol = Dangerous (1 Viewer)
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bostonfred
Footballguy
Im not sure what you're picturing, but you understand they don't put the whole box up there, right?
pittstownkiller
Footballguy
I was always partial to beer, Jim Beam, and NyQuil.
TakiToki
Footballguy
They show disrespect for elders and love butt-chugging alcohol in place of exercise.It seems that kids now consider it a badge of honor when they black out, vomit on themselves, etc. It's not about drinking to get drunk, it's about drinking to the point of getting sick and harming yourself in order to prove how cool you are and how you love to party.Maybe I'm just old, but this seems to ruin the fun of drinking/getting drunk. I never understood the desire to get drunk 'faster'. That's just less time until the fun is over (because you pass out or get too drunk to remember). What's wrong with a getting/maintaining a nice, slow buzz so you can continue to function and have a good time?
Tom Servo
Nittany Beavers
The sphincter is not a one-way valve, Chief."Out" being the operative word here.Your poop comes out about D size.I'd say average size, but I didn't think airline bottles were that big. Maybe the size of 2 D batteries end to end? Seems like that should easily fit up there.WTF? Just how big is your ###?
I don't think a single AAA would easily fit up my poop chute, let alone two D cells. Freak.
sho nuff
Footballguy
Mine is...except once a year with the doc.
SmoovySmoov
The Way of the Samurai
Sho Nuff: WHOSE........PROSTATE........IS ENLARGED????Nurses: SHO NUFF!!!!!
Das Boot
Footballguy
This is one of those classic "serious (no really) and thus all the more hilarious" press conferences.How did all those frat boys stand there and not crack up?... I couldn't have kept a straight face no matter how "serious" the allegations of ButtChugging against a buddy.
Das Boot
Footballguy
Q: Zander, can you clarify what really did happen that day?A: It's a long story.
How did all those frat boys stand there and not crack up?... I couldn't have kept a straight face no matter how "serious" the allegations of ButtChugging against a buddy.
badmojo1006
Footballguy
Every time the lawyer said "Butt-Chugging" I lost it
How did all those frat boys stand there and not crack up?... I couldn't have kept a straight face no matter how "serious" the allegations of ButtChugging against a buddy.
Dippa
Footballguy
dwarfboy
Footballguy
Now that's funny.I don't always butt-chug wine, but when I do, I try to maintain a certain minimum standard of quality.
ClownCausedChaos2
Footballguy
Which is exactly why it is soooo relaxing to get a good buzz on.bliss recovery said:
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