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can a woman get pregnant on her period? (1 Viewer)

My wife and I call it "Red toweling it." The odds of getting prego are almost zip.

I'm not really down with the brown, I only do it every few years. But more importantly, I need to know that it's there if I want it, and that she will take it if duty calls.

If she won't do it in the pooper, she's not a keeper.
Oral and anal were created specifically for when the women has that "bad week"

 
My wife and I call it "Red toweling it." The odds of getting prego are almost zip.

I'm not really down with the brown, I only do it every few years. But more importantly, I need to know that it's there if I want it, and that she will take it if duty calls.

If she won't do it in the pooper, she's not a keeper.
She is willing to take it but doesnt like it.....I will never ask for it anyway

 
My wife and I call it "Red toweling it." The odds of getting prego are almost zip.

I'm not really down with the brown, I only do it every few years. But more importantly, I need to know that it's there if I want it, and that she will take it if duty calls.

If she won't do it in the pooper, she's not a keeper.
Oral and anal were created specifically for when the women has that "bad week"
I have always had two mottos.

1. Beauty is a light switch a way.

2. The wetter, the better.

 
If you're real worried just pick up a Plan B and slip it in her morning coffee
She doesnt drink coffee. She has bad anxiety
She doesn't do anal or drink coffee? What good is she?Just have her blow ya and call it a day, sheesh...
No anal, no coffee. I am guessing no BJs....and if she does, they are no good.
She loves s blowing me and they are fantastic
BJ's are impersonal, if she loves it, she will never truly love you.

If you haven't had more than 20 girls blow u, you wouldn't know what a good one was.

 
If you're real worried just pick up a Plan B and slip it in her morning coffee
She doesnt drink coffee. She has bad anxiety
She doesn't do anal or drink coffee? What good is she?Just have her blow ya and call it a day, sheesh...
No anal, no coffee. I am guessing no BJs....and if she does, they are no good.
She loves s blowing me and they are fantastic
BJ's are impersonal, if she loves it, she will never truly love you.

If you haven't had more than 20 girls blow u, you wouldn't know what a good one was.
The first part is horsecrap

Ive had at least 20 blow me and the one of only two girls who has gotten me off that way. I fantasize about them constantly. They are good

 
Most girls don't "love it" but they will do it.

If your batting 2/20 on BJ's, you need to really take a look at your sexual side.

 
Most girls don't "love it" but they will do it.

If your batting 2/20 on BJ's, you need to really take a look at your sexual side.
She does love it. The 2/20 is most girls cant get it far in their mouth.....and others just flat out sucked

 
I beleive it's possible. Just picture Donkey Kong rolling a bunch of eggs out of her ovaries and yer sperm are little Mario's. One of those eggs are gonna land on little Mario and boom she's pregnant.
But wont the eggs be washed out with the restnof the uteral lining?
Not if they have a super uterus. They regenerate like starfish.

 

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