Woman on top is most dangerous sex position (1 Viewer)

[parasaurolophus]

Google images for penile fractures is pretty funny. Most are awful, but I love the randoms in there. The pic of the broken tree trunk, the guy geting a lap dance by the large girl, the ray elbe with a big smile, and the random picture of mcsteamy were my favorites.

 

[CurlyNight]

Just ask UFC (MMA) Ray Elbe...

guycodeblog.mtv.com/2012/12/17/how-to-not-get-a-penis-fracture-like-ufcs-ray-elbe/

I knew I read about this before.... Scary stuff too when you read about what you should think about other than fx'g your penis, under the story....

 

[Parrothead]

I don't understand the physics of this..... How does she slip off of you when she's on top? Mrs. Lips has to practically stand up to climb off L'il Thunder.....

My wife keeps a ladder by the bed.

Ptttthhh.. I lower mine on a crane through the sunroof.. she knows better than to go ballz deep

BFD. My wife straps on a rocket pack before we get down. :gang:

:smdh: Mrs. Lips has to put on an oxygen mask anytime she's interested in climbing to my summit.

Is that it? NASA has suspended all deliveries to the International Space Station via rocket. They just show up at our door, hand my wife a backpack, and say "Here."

My wife took a selfie with Pluto

 

[ClownCausedChaos2]

I don't understand the physics of this..... How does she slip off of you when she's on top? Mrs. Lips has to practically stand up to climb off L'il Thunder.....

My wife keeps a ladder by the bed.

Ptttthhh.. I lower mine on a crane through the sunroof.. she knows better than to go ballz deep

BFD. My wife straps on a rocket pack before we get down. :gang:

:smdh: Mrs. Lips has to put on an oxygen mask anytime she's interested in climbing to my summit.

Is that it? NASA has suspended all deliveries to the International Space Station via rocket. They just show up at our door, hand my wife a backpack, and say "Here."

My wife took a selfie with Pluto

My wife kissed Uranus.

 

[playin4beer]

[coach] Rub some dirt on it and get back in there! [/coach]

 

[Leroy Hoard]

I don't understand the physics of this..... How does she slip off of you when she's on top? Mrs. Lips has to practically stand up to climb off L'il Thunder.....

My wife keeps a ladder by the bed.

Ptttthhh.. I lower mine on a crane through the sunroof.. she knows better than to go ballz deep

I can verify this, I live down the street from them.

 

[gianmarco]

Missionary only

In the dark

Fully clothed

No cuddling

In 3 minutes or less.

 

[The Duff Man]

Brag about your length all you want, diametre is inversely proportional to risk of snapping.

:girth: