carjacking story (1 Viewer)

[grateful zed]

It happened at about 3:30 a.m. Sunday on the ramp from the Lodge to I-75 in Detroit, Michigan State Police told WWJ 950.

i hope it wasnt a honda

 

[Scoresman]

what a sticky situation

 

[nirad3]

Last words: "I'm almost there!"

 

[Bucky86]

I wonder if he was at least able to finish?

 

[Limp Ditka]

Shame. I always liked Dr Detroit, but I guess fat broad porn finally got the best of him.

He'll be missed.

 

[grateful zed]

Shame. I always liked Dr Detroit, but I guess fat broad porn finally got the best of him.

He'll be missed.

at least his posting privledges had been restored.

 

[gianmarco]

What a jerk.

 

[E Street Brat]

I wonder if he was at least able to finish?

Partially ejected.

 

[gianmarco]

I wonder if he was at least able to finish?

Partially ejected.

Prematurely?

 

[AAABatteries]

at thread title - nicely done

 

[Baloney Sandwich]

I suspect this is only the first of a big batch of these types of stories

 

[grateful zed]

the tip of the iceberg.

 

[gianmarco]

I wish I could say this story had a happy ending but I'm afraid not.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

That guy was masturbating while driving.

 

[matuski]

Bet he had a stroke.

 

[sbonomo]

thinning the herd. Possible Darwin award?

 

[bostonfred]

What is this world coming to

 

[Johnny Rock]

What a knob.

 

[Skipdog77]

"...and in that terrifying moment after release and just before the accident, Clifford Ray realized that the windshield wipers only worked on the outside of the windshield."

 

[Johnny Rock]

He got shot in the eye.

 

[Johnny Rock]

Pants on the Ground

 

[grateful zed]

hoping this tread will make it to friday.

 

[Mr. Mojo]

*Darwin Award Winner*

 

[grateful zed]

hoping this tread will make it to friday.

 

[Mors Venit]

We need more frequent eye exams for older drivers.

Guy was probably trying to find the gearshift and missed

 

[The Duff Man]

Ejected through the sunroof. That is one way to pull out.

 

[Dentist]

Who hasn't rubbed one out while driving. It's not easy.

 

[MaxThreshold]

Who hasn't rubbed one out while driving. It's not easy.

That could have been any one of us, especially with that Yoga Pants thread constantly at the top of the forum list. I blame tom22406.