Co-worker has cantalope sized pelvic mass (1 Viewer)

[Ditkaless Wonders]

What the hell is that thing. Over the last year this 71 year old, short, skinny, Irish male has developed a cantaloupe sized mass that protrudes out of the anterior right side of his pelvic region. It is below the belt line and it proceeds him into the room when he comes around. he never mentions it, but it is stunningly apparent.

What the hell is that thing? Is like a goiter on his groin.

 

[gianmarco]

It's definitely not ball cancer.

 

[Swing 51]

It is below the belt line and it proceeds him into the room when he comes around. he never mentions it, but it is stunningly apparent.

Nice visual. Dannyboy may want to visit the doc.

 

[mr roboto]

Is that a basketball in your pocket or are you just going to die?

 

[Ditkaless Wonders]

So far everybody sort of has an unspoken agreement to not mention it, but that cannot continue as it is now big enough for him to declare it a dependent on his taxes, and it is growing everyday.

 

[Keerock]

Is that a basketball in your pocket or are you just going to die?

 

[Ditkaless Wonders]

Is that a basketball in your pocket or are you just going to die?

If it gets any bigger he will have to have a specially modified casket to accommodate it, like those old VW Microbuses with the Westfalian popped tops.

 

[Parrothead]

McBoner?

 

[arrow1]

 

[Ditkaless Wonders]

I don't want to embarrass him, nor do I want to embarrass myself by taking a pic of an old man's groin. If I can get one surreptitiously I will. he only comes in from the satellite office on Tuesdays and Wednesdays.

 

[Keerock]

I don't want to embarrass him, nor do I want to embarrass myself by taking a pic of an old man's groin. If I can get one surreptitiously I will. he only comes in from the satellite office on Tuesdays and Wednesdays.

Maybe it's a satellite?

 

[Nathan R. Jessep]

He's smuggling cantaloupes.

 

[Parrothead]

you should probably feel it and make sure it isn't a grenade

 

[MC Gas Money]

Clearly a gubment implant

SUE! SUE! SUE!

 

[Cjw_55106]

Does he shoot from the hip?

 

[Henry Ford]

What the hell is that thing. Over the last year this 71 year old, short, skinny, Irish male has developed a cantaloupe sized mass that protrudes out of the anterior right side of his pelvic region. It is below the belt line and it proceeds him into the room when he comes around. he never mentions it, but it is stunningly apparent.

What the hell is that thing? Is like a goiter on his groin.

Skinny, Irish, and Elderly? Does he have kidney disease that you know of?

 

[Ditkaless Wonders]

I don't want to embarrass him, nor do I want to embarrass myself by taking a pic of an old man's groin. If I can get one surreptitiously I will. he only comes in from the satellite office on Tuesdays and Wednesdays.

Maybe it's a satellite?

I believe that if I refer to it, I will do so by the name Sputnik as I suspect you may be correct.

 

[Ditkaless Wonders]

What the hell is that thing. Over the last year this 71 year old, short, skinny, Irish male has developed a cantaloupe sized mass that protrudes out of the anterior right side of his pelvic region. It is below the belt line and it proceeds him into the room when he comes around. he never mentions it, but it is stunningly apparent.

What the hell is that thing? Is like a goiter on his groin.

Skinny, Irish, and Elderly? Does he have kidney disease that you know of?

He does not talk much about himself. We have lunch once a week, but generally he wants to talk about his dislike for Obama, or about his service in Viet Nam. He did have a heart attack 7 years back, and I do know that he worked in the radiology lab at John's Hopkins for three years to put himself through law school back in the 70's, but the man is not one to share too much about himself.

 

[Captain Quinoa]

His really ambitious secretary?

 

[Captain Quinoa]

What the hell is that thing. Over the last year this 71 year old, short, skinny, Irish male has developed a cantaloupe sized mass that protrudes out of the anterior right side of his pelvic region. It is below the belt line and it proceeds him into the room when he comes around. he never mentions it, but it is stunningly apparent.

What the hell is that thing? Is like a goiter on his groin.

Skinny, Irish, and Elderly? Does he have kidney disease that you know of?

He does not talk much about himself. We have lunch once a week, but generally he wants to talk about his dislike for Obama, or about his service in Viet Nam. He did have a heart attack 7 years back, and I do know that he worked in the radiology lab at John's Hopkins for three years to put himself through law school back in the 70's, but the man is not one to share too much about himself.

Maybe it's all his bottled-up feelings

 

[Rayderr]

What the hell is that thing. Over the last year this 71 year old, short, skinny, Irish male has developed a cantaloupe sized mass that protrudes out of the anterior right side of his pelvic region. It is below the belt line and it proceeds him into the room when he comes around. he never mentions it, but it is stunningly apparent.

What the hell is that thing? Is like a goiter on his groin.

Skinny, Irish, and Elderly? Does he have kidney disease that you know of?

If that's a kidney stone, he is in for a world of hurt when he has to pass it.

 

[Henry Ford]

What the hell is that thing. Over the last year this 71 year old, short, skinny, Irish male has developed a cantaloupe sized mass that protrudes out of the anterior right side of his pelvic region. It is below the belt line and it proceeds him into the room when he comes around. he never mentions it, but it is stunningly apparent.

What the hell is that thing? Is like a goiter on his groin.

Skinny, Irish, and Elderly? Does he have kidney disease that you know of?

If that's a kidney stone, he is in for a world of hurt when he has to pass it.

Psuedoaneurysm from a hemodialysis catheter.

 

[Henry Ford]

Or he has a hernia.

 

[Ditkaless Wonders]

Or he has a hernia.

The size of a young hyena?

 

[Ditkaless Wonders]

He does not seem to be in any discomfort, and he makes no apparent attempt to hide the thing, I guess its just time to be blunt and ask about it the next time I see him.

 

[headcrack]

How many people work in this office? I just want to know how it's possible that no one has brought it up to him yet. In my office of 25 people, there are at least 15 that would be too nosy to keep quiet.

 

[Bri]

He's probably just happy to see you

 

[Ditkaless Wonders]

How many people work in this office? I just want to know how it's possible that no one has brought it up to him yet. In my office of 25 people, there are at least 15 that would be too nosy to keep quiet.

30

 

[Henry Ford]

Or he has a hernia.

The size of a young hyena?

Is this some kind of mini-hyena? The rare "cantaloupe hyena"?

 

[Bucky86]

I'm sure he has no idea it's there, so let's continue laughing at the poor old man until he gets rid of it.

 

[TheAristocrat]

Does it have a name?

 

[Parrothead]

I'd name it the "cockpit"..

 

[Captain Quinoa]

As if I needed any more reason to never eat cantaloupe

 

[northern exposure]

The thing that has me curious is the dude is 71 and still working. Why?

Maybe he's stealing office supplies by shoving them down his pants, because he knows no one will dare ask him about the bulge.

I've heard of a huge black market for office supplies among senior citizens. $$$$$

 

[RedmondLonghorn]

Is that a basketball in your pocket or are you just going to die?

I feel terrible for laughing at this but I am still rolling.

 

[glock]

Colostomy bag?

 

[Popinski]

Or he has a hernia.

 

[Ditkaless Wonders]

The thing that has me curious is the dude is 71 and still working. Why?

Maybe he's stealing office supplies by shoving them down his pants, because he knows no one will dare ask him about the bulge.

I've heard of a huge black market for office supplies among senior citizens. $$$$$

He does not need to work. he and his wife both worked all of their lives. They have no kids, and so have had very few expenses. He is likely sitting on a small fortune, and he and she are well beyond social security retirement age will nicely supplement their 401's, 457's, and pensions. he says he does it because it would make him crazy to have to be home with her all of the time. His saying is "retirement ='s half the income and twice the wife", a situation which he clearly would find objectionable.

 

[Soulfly3]

The guy just wants to be ready to throw down some 5 pin bowling at a moment's notice.

It's a senior thing... You wouldn't understand.

 

[Guest]

The thing that has me curious is the dude is 71 and still working. Why?

Maybe he's stealing office supplies by shoving them down his pants, because he knows no one will dare ask him about the bulge.

I've heard of a huge black market for office supplies among senior citizens. $$$$$

He does not need to work. he and his wife both worked all of their lives. They have no kids, and so have had very few expenses. He is likely sitting on a small fortune, and he and she are well beyond social security retirement age will nicely supplement their 401's, 457's, and pensions. he says he does it because it would make him crazy to have to be home with her all of the time. His saying is "retirement ='s half the income and twice the wife", a situation which he clearly would find objectionable.

He started hiding money a long time ago. in his pants.