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Comedy Central to roast Justin Bieber (1 Viewer)

Obviously it was in Bieber's contract that everyone has to end with a nice uplifting message about how great he is. He seems to be uncomfortable up there, like the whole thing was something his management forced him into. I don't think he's the kind of guy who enjoys self deprecation... Which would make it funny if everyone weren't obligated to kiss his ###.

 
I am positive I could have done better than Ludacris. Holy crap that was rough to sit through.

 
Holy ####. Martha Stewart. :shock:

N-word joke followed by pull out joke...

And she was just getting started.

 
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Going to bed me but good overall. I'd say Natasha and Pete were the funniest and Stewart was a little borIng.

 
Kevin Hart is just ruining the roast. He has to make everything about him.

#### and take it like the half man you are.

 
Mr. Ham said:
Obviously it was in Bieber's contract that everyone has to end with a nice uplifting message about how great he is. He seems to be uncomfortable up there, like the whole thing was something his management forced him into. I don't think he's the kind of guy who enjoys self deprecation... Which would make it funny if everyone weren't obligated to kiss his ###.
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I think he just didn't understand half of the references

 
Meanwhile Ross himself was in a different kettle of hot water for jokes made at Justin Bieber's Roast, which is to be broadcast on Monday night.He felt a heavy backlash when he made a joke about the late Paul Walker, who's Furious 7 co-star Ludacris was also a roaster on the night

Parodying the rapper's lyrics, he said '"Move, b***h, get out of the way", is what Paul Walker should have told that tree', prompting outrage from fans of the actor, who died in a car crash in November 2013.

The offending joke has reportedly been edited out of the broadcast.
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http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-3017141/Pete-Davidson-slams-comedienne-Natasha-Leggero-Twitter-stealing-joke-Justin-Bieber-s-Comedy-Central-Roast.html

 
I'm hearing CC cut like 40% of Hannibal's set. apparently on the midnight re-run his set was much longer and better. stupid CC

 
Who was the guy who did the Isis jokes? Man he bombed. That was awful.

Thought Martha Stewart was really good.

Ludicrous sold nothing. Why agree to go on this?

 
Capella said:
Who was the guy who did the Isis jokes? Man he bombed. That was awful.

Thought Martha Stewart was really good.

Ludicrous sold nothing. Why agree to go on this?
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Chris D'Elia. Horrific set - one of the worst ever.

 
My favorites were ...

Natasha: Justin was born to a teenage single mom. No wonder he's got moves -- he was in the womb trying to dodge a coat hanger.

Snoop (obviously written for him): Kevin Hart is just like Bill Cosby. Women can't feel when he's inside them.

 
Bieber did really well, obviously he didn't write the jokes but his delivery was much better than many of the folks who get roasted when they go up on stage.

 
I tried watching it last night and shut it off about 40 minutes in. This was one of the worst roasts yet. I miss the old ones, and I will butcher these names, with a good Jeff Ross, Lisa whatever her last name is, Whitney Cummings, Amy Schumer, Greg Geraldo (RIP), the red neck guys, and the other real comedians. I don't mind a couple of non comedians out there, but I am getting sick of the Shaq, Snoop, and William Shatner's out there that just take up space.

 
msudaisy26 said:
I tried watching it last night and shut it off about 40 minutes in. This was one of the worst roasts yet. I miss the old ones, and I will butcher these names, with a good Jeff Ross, Lisa whatever her last name is, Whitney Cummings, Amy Schumer, Greg Geraldo (RIP), the red neck guys, and the other real comedians. I don't mind a couple of non comedians out there, but I am getting sick of the Shaq, Snoop, and William Shatner's out there that just take up space.
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You're just forgetting all the jabronies that were on the older roasts. They were there. Farah Fawcett, Sonmore, Bridgette Neilson, Dr Dre, Anna Nicole Smith....

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Comedy_Central_Roast#Roasts

 
AhrnCityPahnder said:
msudaisy26 said:
I tried watching it last night and shut it off about 40 minutes in. This was one of the worst roasts yet. I miss the old ones, and I will butcher these names, with a good Jeff Ross, Lisa whatever her last name is, Whitney Cummings, Amy Schumer, Greg Geraldo (RIP), the red neck guys, and the other real comedians. I don't mind a couple of non comedians out there, but I am getting sick of the Shaq, Snoop, and William Shatner's out there that just take up space.
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You're just forgetting all the jabronies that were on the older roasts. They were there. Farah Fawcett, Sonmore, Bridgette Neilson, Dr Dre, Anna Nicole Smith....

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Comedy_Central_Roast#Roasts
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No I am remembering them, there just was less of them on each roast and more comedians. Anna Nicole Smith wasn't in any roast I remember. She was in the audience in one of them and one of the comedians took a shot at her.

 
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