Conversations You Overhear in Public (1 Viewer)

[Johnny Rock]

I'm at a sandwich shop and two guys are talking. The 60-ish yo guy said to the 70-yo guy, "So I guess teletype machines are pretty much obsolete, huh?"

 

[Osaurus]

Heard one club girl talking to some other club girl at Aria the other night: "she brought so much with her and like luggages"

 

[Ditka Butkus]

Heard one club girl talking to some other club girl at Aria the other night: "she brought so much with her and like luggages"

I don't understand. Is that actually how she worded it?

 

[MikeIke]

One time I heard a guy say to another guy, as they were leaving the room, "What are they gonna do, arrest us?" I really wish I could have heard the earlier part of their conversation.

 

[E-Z Glider]

I once overheard a funny phone conversation at the gym...

I walk into the gym locker room after my workout. Some young meathead is admiring himself in the mirror when his cell rings. He picks up...

- Hello?
- Hey John, hows it going?
- Yeah, we're still on for this afternoon. 5:30, right?
- Blah, blah... small talk... blah, blah, etc.
- Hey, how'd that date go with that girl last night?
- Yeah?!?! (eyes light up as he is expecting graphic details)
- "OK"???? (disappointing starts to set in)
- That's it? (confused look)
- Well, did you hit it?
- What do you mean?
- Huh? (major confusion as if guy on other end is speaking chinese)
- She's there with you, isnt she???? (you could see the light suddenly popping on in his head)
- She's sitting right next to you in the car, isnt she? (big ####-eating grin comes over his face)
- Look over at her!!! (starting to giggle)
- Does she have a big hairy upper lip?!?!?!? (building momentum)
- She has a big hairy mustache doesnt she?!?!?!? (laughing hysterically)
- Or did she shave it for you last night?!?!?!? (can hardly breathe)
- No man, that's cool (starts to calm down)
- Just one thing... (smile creeps back)
- How about her nipples?!?!?! (laughing starts all over again)
- Are they hairy too?!?!? (starting to cough and gasp for air)
- You sick bastage, you're banging an ape arent you?!?!?!? (screaming and howling with laughter)

I can only imagine the poor guy on the other end trying to explain that conversation to the girl. It was funny as hell to watch though. There were three other guys in the locker room and we were all .

 

[Osaurus]

Heard one club girl talking to some other club girl at Aria the other night: "she brought so much with her and like luggages"

I don't understand. Is that actually how she worded it?

Verbatim

 

[shader]

This morning an old white guy at Hardees.

Someone brings up the officer shooting the guy in the back

"Now we don't know the whole story. Listen, shooting someone in the back is wrong, it's just wrong. BUT (dramatic pause), maybe he was just so mad that his adrenaline took over. We just don't know"

 

[Cjw_55106]

A couple years back I was passing the greeting cards at Target. One woman reads a card, puts it back with a discusted slam and says to the lady next to her "They try to put religion in everything these days". She was looking at Easter cards.

 

[rockaction]

I once overheard a funny phone conversation at the gym...

I can only imagine the poor guy on the other end trying to explain that conversation to the girl. It was funny as hell to watch though. There were three other guys in the locker room and we were all .

 

[sbonomo]

A couple years back I was passing the greeting cards at Target. One woman reads a card, puts it back with a discusted slam and says to the lady next to her "They try to put religion in everything these days". She was looking at Easter cards.

 

[Ilov80s]

"What's the weather supposed to be today?"

"Like 70"

"What's that mean? Like, I know it's a temperature, but like is that hot or cold? How do you know? I never got that stuff."

These were 2 teenagers.

 

[The Flying Turtle]

There were 2 girls playing Trivia Crack. One says to the other "How is anybody supposed to know what region of the U.S. Maine is in"?