Cork Soaking (1 Viewer)

[kentric]

Thought of this SNL skit after asking a coworker if he wants a facial. He was looking for a foot masseuse and someone was handing out leaflets for a new massage parlor near the office.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Deqx-Xb-yHY

Can never have enough quality SNL skits - although they have been few and far between the last couple of decades.

 

[bakes]

Ahh yes. Paraphrase of my grandfather's favorite cusswords. Used it as a noun, adjective, adverb... All the time. When I was 12, not knowing exactly what it meant, I started referring to our cat as a cork soaker. I'd be sitting in the living room, building a model car, and the cat would come along and I would say "Hey Smokey, you old cork soaker. Come here and let me pet you, you furry cork soaker." Well, my dad was sitting in the recliner and, when he finally stopped laughing, asked me "do you know what that is? It's someone who sucks this!" and pointed at his crotch.

 

[heckmanm]

fargin iceholes!

 

[captain_amazing]

Ahh yes. Paraphrase of my grandfather's favorite cusswords. Used it as a noun, adjective, adverb... All the time. When I was 12, not knowing exactly what it meant, I started referring to our cat as a cork soaker. I'd be sitting in the living room, building a model car, and the cat would come along and I would say "Hey Smokey, you old cork soaker. Come here and let me pet you, you furry cork soaker." Well, my dad was sitting in the recliner and, when he finally stopped laughing, asked me "do you know what that is? It's someone who sucks this!" and pointed at his crotch.

My father used to do a good Fred and Barney impersonation when I was kid. That was about the time when Fuity Pebbles was popular. To get my sister and I laughing, my father would randomly say

Fred voice: "Barney, you're eating my Pebbles!"

Barney voice: "Well, I think she likes it Fred."

I don't think I figured out what he was really saying until my late teens.

 

[apalmer]

Ahh yes. Paraphrase of my grandfather's favorite cusswords. Used it as a noun, adjective, adverb... All the time. When I was 12, not knowing exactly what it meant, I started referring to our cat as a cork soaker. I'd be sitting in the living room, building a model car, and the cat would come along and I would say "Hey Smokey, you old cork soaker. Come here and let me pet you, you furry cork soaker." Well, my dad was sitting in the recliner and, when he finally stopped laughing, asked me "do you know what that is? It's someone who sucks this!" and pointed at his crotch.

Did your grandfather own a bar in Deadwood?

 

[Tom Servo]

My younger son calls things "turkey farmer". He picked it up from his grandfather.

 

[kentric]

fargin iceholes!

Got to love Maroni.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ei2WhctlRHY

 

[The Gator]

fargin iceholes!

My first thought as well ...fargin sneaky bastages ....

 

[Cjw_55106]

Ahh yes. Paraphrase of my grandfather's favorite cusswords. Used it as a noun, adjective, adverb... All the time. When I was 12, not knowing exactly what it meant, I started referring to our cat as a cork soaker. I'd be sitting in the living room, building a model car, and the cat would come along and I would say "Hey Smokey, you old cork soaker. Come here and let me pet you, you furry cork soaker." Well, my dad was sitting in the recliner and, when he finally stopped laughing, asked me "do you know what that is? It's someone who sucks this!" and pointed at his crotch.

My father used to do a good Fred and Barney impersonation when I was kid. That was about the time when Fuity Pebbles was popular. To get my sister and I laughing, my father would randomly say

Fred voice: "Barney, you're eating my Pebbles!"

Barney voice: "Well, I think she likes it Fred."

I don't think I figured out what he was really saying until my late teens.

Late teens is a great time to realize dad makes light of pedophilia.