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Kov fe! fe!

It's a word from old English (The King @JAMES! bible?) that describes being slammed in the nuts while having one's cellphone ripped from one's tiny, tiny hands

 
I don't always allow my dementia to take over when tweeting after midnight, but when I do, I prefer COVFEFE*.  

*clearly pronounced kuhv-FAY-fay

 
In reality "negative press covfefe" refers to the next version of 

this

In other news the manufacturer is suing Trump for leaking confidential information on product development

 
Also, while on the subject, can anyone explain why covfefe is 50% more expensive when iced? Is the ice that big of an expense? Is it that much more difficult keeping the covfefe cold instead of hot? 

 
Aerial Assault said:
I don't always allow my dementia to take over when tweeting after midnight, but when I do, I prefer COVFEFE*.  

*clearly pronounced kuhv-FAY-fay
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It's obviously pronounced kuv-FEH-fee.  As in "his palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy, there's vomit on his sweater already, mom's covfefe."

 
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Spelling Bee

Your word is covfefe

Can you use it in a sentence?

Despite the negative press covfefe

 
If you got bad news, you want to kick them blues, covfefe
When your day is done, and you want to run covfefe

She don't lie, she don't lie, she don't lie,
Covfefe

 
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Here's a complete list of people I came up with who would possibly stop a communication mid-sentence after closing with a mangled word:

- Narcoleptics

- Very old people who are or should be in assisted living facilities

- Alcoholics/drug addicts at rock bottom

- The most powerful person on the planet

I think maybe we're all laughing to keep from crying.

 
TobiasFunke said:
Here's a complete list of people I came up with who would possibly stop a communication mid-sentence after closing with a mangled word:

- Narcoleptics

- Very old people who are or should be in assisted living facilities

- Alcoholics/drug addicts at rock bottom

- The most powerful person on the planet

I think maybe we're all laughing to keep from crying.
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Please. You should have seen my Facebook live after an old college friend passed. People were writing me all over the place. I hadn't realized I'd gone live.  

 
Yeah, some want you to think nothing to see here? Whats so crazy from a President making tweets like this? NORMAL, right? What on Earth?

Trumpers cant even condemn a dumb tweet. 

How do we respond so such an incoherent tweet from a person who should be so far beyond such things? 

The bigger question is what are we to think of the people who still support this man? If my own father did half the stuff he did and said, I would never speak to him except on holidays. But people vote and support this man because they think he will help their life? This is a crazy world and I walk through it right now as if the people who support this are capable of anything. Meanwhile, people who support this man believe we non supporters are crazy because we are troubled by a President who does stuff like this. People with good conscience believe they have to tolerate others opinions to provide non facts as facts because thats what they believe the nice thing is to do, then we get what we have now. A world of people who get upset you call them on their lies, because they are conditioned to think their BS will fly. 

 
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TobiasFunke said:
Here's a complete list of people I came up with who would possibly stop a communication mid-sentence after closing with a mangled word:

- Narcoleptics

- Very old people who are or should be in assisted living facilities

- Alcoholics/drug addicts at rock bottom

- The most powerful person on the planet

I think maybe we're all laughing to keep from crying.
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Not true, as we see from some response, people believe this is quite normal. 

 
i, for one, love 24/7 news coverage available from thousands of outlets. they can then dedicate countless hours to such important topics as a typing error in a single tweet.

it fills the gaps nicely between Lonzo Ball stories and debate about whether or not Lebron can ever over-take Jordan as the greatest basketball player of all time.

you know, the hard hitting news that matters

 
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