Discuss Outrageous Claims Made By FBGs About Their Own Abilities (1 Viewer)

[PIK95]

Otis claimed he would not have sexual relations with Kate Upton

I wouldn't either. She's all used up.

 

[Fennis]

i ran a 4.62 40 in 10th grade

I ran a 6.42 40

 

[chet]

Didn't matuski claim he could beat someone at professional boxing?

Yes. A featherweight.

This was what 10 years ago now?

Stand by it then, have long since rescinded the claim. Slight difference between me at ~29/30 and me now.

I'm not aware of any statue of limitations for delusional statements. In some ways, the older, the better.

Anyone got anything from Ole Yeller?

 

[Otis]

Otis claimed he would not have sexual relations with Kate Upton

I wouldn't either. She's all used up.

Seriously. My "outrageous" special ability is the ability to resist the temptations of large women with huge sloppy cans.

Wooooooooowwwwww.

 

[Daywalker]

I did hit 18 three-pointers in a row from the right corner in 7th grade. Outdoors. Was the college line I assume.

 

[johnnycakes]

MoP's IQ claims were even more laughable than those of Eminence.

I don't miss that guy.

As long as they aren't insulting me personally, what people post here, especially about themselves, really doesn't bother me.

 

[FUBAR]

I have an IQ of at least 177.

I did.

And then I discovered alcohol and the Internet.

 

[ClownCausedChaos2]

Otis claimed he would not have sexual relations with Kate Upton

I wouldn't either. She's all used up.

Seriously. My "outrageous" special ability is the ability to resist the temptations of large women with huge sloppy cans. Wooooooooowwwwww.

Sloppytitsresistanceman!

Now if only we could find someone to draw that on a t-shirt...

 

[matuski]

Didn't matuski claim he could beat someone at professional boxing?

Yes. A featherweight.

This was what 10 years ago now?

Stand by it then, have long since rescinded the claim. Slight difference between me at ~29/30 and me now.

I'm not aware of any statue of limitations for delusional statements. In some ways, the older, the better.

Anyone got anything from Ole Yeller?

 

[psychobillies]

Didn't matuski claim he could beat someone at professional boxing?

Yes. A featherweight.

This was what 10 years ago now?

Stand by it then, have long since rescinded the claim. Slight difference between me at ~29/30 and me now.

I'm not aware of any statue of limitations for delusional statements. In some ways, the older, the better.

Anyone got anything from Ole Yeller?

Pacquiao is 10 years older too. Shouldn't be a problem.

 

[Flying V]

Alias claimed he taught your girlfriend that thing you like.

I was wondering who taught her that. Now if only she would teach that to her daughter.

 

[jon_mx]

MoP claimed to teach a math class.

 

[matuski]

Didn't matuski claim he could beat someone at professional boxing?

Yes. A featherweight.

This was what 10 years ago now?

Stand by it then, have long since rescinded the claim. Slight difference between me at ~29/30 and me now.

I'm not aware of any statue of limitations for delusional statements. In some ways, the older, the better.

Anyone got anything from Ole Yeller?

Pacquiao is 10 years older too. Shouldn't be a problem.

Pacquiao was a totally separate claim from the featherweight and weighed 126lbs (smaller than Rousey) when this claim was made... he has since roided up another 30 lbs of muscle.

Should read the thread sometime.

 

[thecatch]

SWC does NOT own a bank.

brohan i never claimed to own a bank i just have strong opinions about what should be taken there

 

[mr roboto]

SWC does NOT own a bank.

brohan i never claimed to own a bank i just have strong opinions about what should be taken there

POTY right here.

 

[Otis]

SWC does NOT own a bank.

brohan i never claimed to own a bank i just have strong opinions about what should be taken there

Awesome

 

[General Tso]

MoP's IQ claims were even more laughable than those of Eminence.

I don't miss that guy.

Whatever happened to him anyway? Banned?

 

[chauncey]

MoP's IQ claims were even more laughable than those of Eminence.

I don't miss that guy.

Whatever happened to him anyway? Banned?

I think he just didn't have time to post anymore after becoming a high school math teacher.

No shtick.

I swear I saw a post of his the other day, I don't remember if it was here or in the pool.

 

[General Tso]

MoP's IQ claims were even more laughable than those of Eminence.

I don't miss that guy.

Whatever happened to him anyway? Banned?

I think he just didn't have time to post anymore after becoming a high school math teacher.

No shtick.

I swear I saw a post of his the other day, I don't remember if it was here or in the pool.

I liked MOP. I got into a few dust ups with him but he never held a grudge. Seemed like a good guy.

 

[PIK95]

I invented the question mark.