Okay, going to do my best here to provide a trip report/recommendations. A few notes before I begin:
-As this was my first trip, in no way am I purporting to be an expert on all things Disney.
-I hope not to offend anyone, as this is not my intent. I'm not a huge amusement park fan as it is, so bear that in mind.
Okay, let's start off with the good. For the sheer volume of people that visit Disney every single day, they do a remarkable job keeping this place clean and looking nice. I mean everything, even the bathrooms is clean and pleasant.
The shows at each locations are outstanding. Beauty and the Beast was probably the best, followed by the Indiana Jones stunt show. Finding Nemo was good so was Lion King, I mean, all of them were worth it.
Everything was very fluid and slick moving, from airport, to hotel check in. Buses are clearly marked, bags were brought to room, check in was a breeze, shuttles to each park are often and well done - amazing how well they have it down.
There is a ton of food selections and things to do - but, with that being said, I thought the food was pretty poor all in all. I understand they have to make thousands of meals each day at every restaurant, but the selections are minimal and the food is just so-so at best. A few things I especially didn't care for:
-On the meal plan you get an entree, non-alcoholic beverage and a desert. Well, what about the people (like me and my wife) that don't care for desert and would prefer a salad or appetizer instead? Well, you have to pay extra for that. My kids ending up eating many deserts this trip, and I grinned and bared it having to pay for a salad with dinner.
-Again on the entrees, you only had 5 or 6 to pick from from each restaurant. As I don't eat meat or pork, well, that narrowed my options down to 1 or 2 per restaurant.
For comparison's sake, here are the restaurants I went to and my thoughts:
Spoodles (Boardwalk) - just so-so. I got the spinach ravioli, and it was actually not bad, but everyone else hated their dinners and I tasted them, and they were no good.
Ohanas (Polynesian) - a lot of people mentioned this earlier in this thread, and well I didn't care for it. I enjoy shrimp, I don't enjoy burnt shrimp. The turkey was bland, and I didn't try the pork or steak, but basically it was charred on the inside and pink inside. Basically what they do is put the meat over a flame and bbq. they have some dipping sauces, but they tasted like variations of ketchup, mustard and sweet and sour sauce to me. They bring you all you can eat which is okay, but again, not a big fan. I've had worse though.
Boma (Animal lodge) - buffet, and the only place without a line because, well the food was awful, definitely the worst and would not recommend to anyone to ever go there.
Lunch with the PRincesses (NOrway) - don't remember the name of this place, but it was far and away my favorite. There was a seafood chowder which was the best portion of any meal I had in Disney, and I got the salmon sandwich and it was terrific. Plus, they have a little salad buffet before they bring you your meal with a lot of really good food (salads, fruits, smoked salmon, breads, spreads...more stuff). My 3 year old loved it because she got her picture taken with all of the princesses too. I would highly recommend going to this place if you have a little girl. Even if you don't, the food was really good.
Bier Garten (Germany) -buffet. I'm not a huge fan of buffets really, and I don't eat meat, but this one wasn't that bad. Tons of options, all the food was pretty solid, pretzel bread was good too. sure, I had been drinking a little that day, but it was 100x better than Boma.
Sci Fi Diner (MGM) - meh. Basically, you go here for the atmosphere and the kids loved it. Huge waits, even with reservations, but it was pretty decent. The food was underwhelming, I got a chicken sandwich and fries. but the desert was probably the best (cheese cake, peanut butter cake, ice cream bomb) I'd go there again.
All the fast food places are some variation of each other, and so-so. I think I got a veggie burger, vegetable pizza, chicken nuggets, grilled chicken wrap and a chicken salad. All were big enough to leave me satisfied and not hungry, but none of them would I say were much more than that. Sustenance.
Okay, onto the parks. As I saw it, each of the parks has two good rides. Fast pass those. If the lines are short on the other rides, go, otherwise if you skip them, you haven't missed anything. I have a 3, 8 & 12 year old, so each had different priorities on which ride to go to first - very frustrating. Anyway.....I guess everyone will get their own thing out of each park. My best recommendation is to get a Disney book. My wife got one which rated each ride and which one to fast pass first. Worth it. We went on almost all the crappy rides too, but wouldn't go on most of them again.
random notes:
Strollers - ugh. My youngest hasn't had one in 2 years, I wish I had brought one. $15/day to rent one, and needed it every day. If you rent for multiple days its $13/day, spent almost 100 bucks on stroller rentals. If you're very cheap, you can get away with "borrowing" one from the train stops at magic kingdom.
Bring 2 pairs of comfortable shoes. You are going to walk a lot. It rains in Florida on occasion and if your shoes get wet, it may take a day or two to have them dry out. My kids only brought one pair of shoes each - so we ended up buying flip flops down there. Big mistake on me, two fold - not double checking their shoe supply. First, they are very pricey at the park, and Second, everyone got blisters
Get to park at 9:00 a.m. and there are no lines for most of the attractions. By noon, there are 40+ minute waits. We got more done in the mornings than the afternoons each day, so it pays to motivate early.
I'm not sure if it's better to stay on or off the park, but if I were to do it again, I'd stay on the park again. Very easy transport around all the kingdoms, room key acting as meal card/credit card was very slick, magic hours where only guests can ride the rides after hours was a bonus. didn't need to rent a car for anything, it was very easy to get everywhere I needed to go and not carry around a lot of stuff.
They really need to not rent out those motorized scooters except for people with legitimate problems walking. Laziness/Obesity should not entitle you to scoot your way around the park. My kids almost got hit twice by impatient people with these things and once by a kid playing around on one. Here's a hint, if you go to Disney, expect to walk around quite a bit. And it does get hot. It's okay to take breaks from time to time. (this is a bit of a rant and I'm doing my best to bite my tongue, but I was pissed off at a few people)
The entire staff at Disney is unbelievably nice and helpful, seriously. Those people should be commended. Tons of smiles, everyone willing to help out, talk to you - I know it's their job, but if it were me, well, I just wouldn't last. I get in bad moods sometimes.
Also, it was hot and muggy a lot while I was there and I got a total of one mosquito bite. Not sure how the hell they managed that one - I didn't put a drop of insect repellent on me.
All in all, I'd rate my experience there a 7/10. My kids had about a 9.5/10 so it was well worth it for me. I'd go again, but not for a few years. It is a bit pricey, and there are other things I'd prefer to do before I return. If anyone has any specific questions and I can help, I'd be more than happy to. This thread helped me out a ton and I'd love if I could return the favor to one poor soul.
g'luck