Ditched the Kids (1 Viewer)

[fantasycurse42]

Ditched the kids for the weekend, older with my side and baby with hers. Feels like this is going to be the best weekend my wife and I have had since we went on vacation with no kids a year ago.

Can someone remind again why we have kids? 

 

[Fariq]

Well, see sometimes when you stick your pecker in a woman a baby comes out of her body some months later. Babies eventually become kids. That must've happened with you. That is why you have kids.

 

[Leroy Hoard]

Can someone remind again why we have kids? 

Tax deductions?

 

[bostonfred]

If you had asked anyone here they would have told you not to have kids.  

 

[Angry Beavers]

Because you were "supposed to", 

 

[KCitons]

Well, see sometimes when you stick your pecker in a woman a baby comes out of her body some months later. Babies eventually become kids. That must've happened with you. That is why you have kids.

Keep this in mind this weekend or you'll end up with another one.

 

[Leroy Hoard]

Keep this in mind this weekend or you'll end up with another one.

Ironic huh.

 

[DaVinci]

Continuation of the species 

 

[ClownCausedChaos2]

Ironic huh.

Not as ironic as a green light when you're already late.

 

[msommer]

Ditched the kids for the weekend, older with my side and baby with hers. Feels like this is going to be the best weekend my wife and I have had since we went on vacation with no kids a year ago.

Can someone remind again why we have kids? 

So, you are doing the cooking classes this weekend, then?

 

[fantasycurse42]

Just glorious

 

[NorvilleBarnes]

Can someone remind again why we have kids? 

"Kids are fn awesome. They're like little drunken midgets." - Shakespeare or someone.

 

[Cjw_55106]

Feels like this is going to be the best weekend my wife and I have had since we went on vacation with no kids a year ago.

Can someone remind again why we have kids? 

Probably shouldn't have had kids. I honestly can't even imagine typing something like that out. 

 

[dickey moe]

Ditched the kids for the weekend, older with my side and baby with hers. Feels like this is going to be the best weekend my wife and I have had since we went on vacation with no kids a year ago.

Can someone remind again why we have kids? 

Somebody needs to be the one to leave piss all over the toliet seat.

 

[ClownCausedChaos2]

Somebody needs to be the one to leave piss all over the toliet seat.

I need someone to blame for the piss all over the toilet seat.

 

[fantasycurse42]

Probably shouldn't have had kids. I honestly can't even imagine typing something like that out. 

I love my kids more than anything and I think most people can see the joking nature of what I wrote.

Having alone time with my wife this weekend was absolutely wonderful though 

 

[mquinnjr]

Not as ironic as a green light when you're already late.