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Do you ever do anything to intentionally be a jerk? (1 Viewer)

I would get in....believe me.
Some of us actually have things to do. waiting on a driver to take his/her sweet time passing is not one of them. I guarantee i am a better driver than you are regardless of how you think i am driving. If you are not in a hurry, get the heck out of the way. believe me, you don't want to be "brake checked" by me. Everyone of my cars have race brakes and tires on them. I can stop at least twice a fast as you.
I don't know if you're fishing or not, but seriously?

Brake checking is one of the single most dangerous things you can do. I'd say it's more dangerous than blocking the left lane OR passing on the right. Very few things piss me off more than brake checking...especially from someone who just cut in front of me.

FWIW - being able to get your car into a space doesn't make you a "better driver." Anybody can drive like an ###hole. I can "get in," if I want to drive like an ### because most drivers drive to avoid accidents, so they'd slow before you hit them or vice versa.

Also, I don't get bragging about the fact that you can intentionally stop your "race cars" so fast that if you brake checked someone, they'd probably hit you. Good for you. Oh, and just for the record, most race brakes aren't designed to make the car stop all that much FASTER. Tires are typically the limiting factor in stopping distance. That's why they have anti-lock breaking systems...the brakes stop the wheel/tire dead, and the tire can't grip...Race brakes are bigger and vented to better dissipate heat and reduce brake fade...so unless you're brake checking people every couple seconds for a long time, it probably won't make a marginal difference. And "race tires" are only as good as their conditions. "Race" tires are usually designed to run warm on a track. Most road driving doesn't have enough turning to heat the tires up to optimal grip (This is why NASCAR guys swerve left and right during cautions...to keep the tire temp up). So most likely, your "race tires" aren't that great on the highway either...unless you're just talking about the normal high-performance tires that most anyone with a decent sports car has.
No, i don't typically brake check people. I was illustrating a hypothetical situation above. You are right, if were to brake check that idiot, he would probably kill himself and other around him.

As usual you read something somewhere and have decided that you are an expert. You are partially correct, stopping faster is a function of brake setup and tires. You are completely wrong about stopping "faster". My brakes are race grade on all of my cars because i want the ability to stop quickly meaning that there are larger calipers and rotors. This is to displace heat better as you mention above, but also to stop faster. You are completely wrong about the pads. There are many different compounds that are used in a brake pad. I of course use the most agressive which wear out the pad and rotor much faster I am ok with this. You are wrong about tires. I don't know any idiot that runs an R type on the road. It is a waste of money and flat out scary if it rains. So i run a high quality Z rated tire for street applications. No need to warm them up outside of normal driving. You are a truely annoying no-it-all
I'll be short and to the point here...I didn't read anything. I've raced my share of cars too. My current car is a modified Porsche Cayman S that's been tracked several times. Before that I had a modified G35..but in case you want to read something, read THIS from Car and Driver. It basically reiterates everything I said above about stopping. Some highlights:

"But every car has brakes strong enough for the anti-lock system to hold its tires on the verge of lockup for at least one stop." - This is my point that for 1 stop, your brakes are of minmial importance because the MOST a brake can do is lock up a spinning wheel.

"when a vehicle’s brakes are cold, the stopping distance is more dependent on the traction of the tires than the power of the brakes." To my comment on tires being more important...

"just about every vehicle has one good stop in it, only the best vehicles can maintain their braking performance during hot laps on a racetrack" - To my comment on brake fade...

So I'll stand by my statement that "race brakes" are of minimal difference in the on-highway situation described above. Sure, your car may stop faster than most, but it's likely a factor of the weight of the car and overall grip than the "race brakes." Also, most "race brakes," like "race tires" perform better when warm. That's why they make street pads. I had Hawk race brake pads on my G35...I hated them for the street. They weren't nearly as grippy in every-day driving because they ran too cold.

As for the tires, thanks for the clarification...You said: " Everyone of my cars have race brakes and tires on them."

How in the #### would anyone deduce from that that you run "high quality Z rated tires for street applications" and not R rated stickers on the road? RACE tires is what you said. Most would infer "race" tires to be stickers...which woudl be insane to use on the highway, but then again, so are people who brake check, so there's that. Z-rated tires are road tires. High performance tires, but they're DOT legal. NOT RACE tires. I run "high quality Z rated tires" on my Cayman. They're good tires. They'd help me stop faster than the mini van behind me...but I don't think that they're unique to me.

Lastly, it's "annoying KNOW-it-all." We've been asked nicely not to use the word "annoying" here, so you can just call me a know-it-all. I'm not trying to be a know-it-all, but you're also spouting information that isn't correct, which IMO is much worse.
You keep quoting an average soccer mom car in comparison an upgraded version of a sports car. I think your Caymen comes stock with four piston Brembo's right? If you think that won’t stop faster than a dodge minivan you are truly an idiot. Put your money where your mouth is if you are so sure of your arguments above: I have $1,000 that my m3 stops faster, one time per your criteria, than the average car you quoted above. I also will bet that same $1,000 that my m3 stops substantially faster than a stock M3. Same car with completely different brake system, pads, fluids, etc.
Your original statement was that your car stopped fast. The only explaination you gave was that it stopped fast because of your racing brakes and tires. I'd argue that your car stops faster than a mini van because it's a BMW M3...not because of the special brakes or tires. It's smaller, lighter, and just a better handling vehicle. Of course I know my Cayman will stop faster than a Dodge minivan. I'm also not about to swerve in front of one and brake-check to test. Anyone who does that is truly an idiot.

Define "substantially faster" in your second bet. Nobody will take the first bet, but I'd argue that a stock M3 will stop pretty close to an M3 with JUST upgraded brakes. Same tires.
25 feet....50 feet....christ mine will probably stop the full 50 feet sooner because it weights 500 lbs less than a stock car.

 
No you don't - there is no such thing as an AMG 550. Poser!
Are you sure about that - http://autoweek.com/article/car-news/2015-mercedes-s550-coupe-starts-120425


No you don't - there is no such thing as an AMG 550. Poser!
Just to be clear,the article you posted shows a 2015...and notes a 550 AND S63 AMG...not a 550 AMG...And also to be clear, yours isn't that body style, right? Unless you got something newer...
2008 s550 with the AMG package

 
I'm impressed with a AMG merc

but Land Rovers for offroading....not impressed, in fact your cool guy score just went to zero

 
No you don't - there is no such thing as an AMG 550. Poser!
Are you sure about that - http://autoweek.com/article/car-news/2015-mercedes-s550-coupe-starts-120425


No you don't - there is no such thing as an AMG 550. Poser!
Just to be clear,the article you posted shows a 2015...and notes a 550 AND S63 AMG...not a 550 AMG...And also to be clear, yours isn't that body style, right? Unless you got something newer...
2008 s550 with the AMG package
So, you don't have an AMG then.

Even Mercedes says: "the only way to be 100% sure an AMG is real is by looking at the engine. If it does not have an AMG engine, it is not an AMG vehicle."

 
:lmao: Dude. Buying the AMG body kit doesn't make it a damn AMG. :lmao:

Don't be a cheap skate and buy the real thing.

 
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Oh, just thought of one.

There is this woman I work with who is one of the most obnoxious people I know. She is a one-upper, complainer, liar, debbie-downer, and general weirdo. We'll call her Booger.

She's also about 4'11".

We all have mailboxes/cubbies up in the office. They are arranged alphabetically. By a stroke of fate Booger's mailbox is on the top row. I would say the top row of mailboxes is about 5'10" from the floor. This means Booger has a very hard time not just getting things out of her mailbox but actually seeing if there is anything in there.

I've heard her tell the office staff to try to place things in her box as close to the front as possible so that she can see if she has anything.

Almost every day I check to see if Booger has any papers/mail in her box. If she does I push whatever it is as far towards the back as possible.

 
I'm glad sbonomo is getting his tush handed to him.

He's always such a jerk to me that it feels good to have validation that it's him with the problem not me.

 
I'm impressed with a AMG merc

but Land Rovers for offroading....not impressed, in fact your cool guy score just went to zero
I love my LR - it is a 1997 with 160K miles on it that i bought for $5,500. That thing is a beast. I will say that it is a money pit though. Something breaks everytime i use it.

 
No you don't - there is no such thing as an AMG 550. Poser!
Are you sure about that - http://autoweek.com/article/car-news/2015-mercedes-s550-coupe-starts-120425


No you don't - there is no such thing as an AMG 550. Poser!
Just to be clear,the article you posted shows a 2015...and notes a 550 AND S63 AMG...not a 550 AMG...And also to be clear, yours isn't that body style, right? Unless you got something newer...
2008 s550 with the AMG package
So, you don't have an AMG then.

Even Mercedes says: "the only way to be 100% sure an AMG is real is by looking at the engine. If it does not have an AMG engine, it is not an AMG vehicle."
It has the AMG package. I guess technically that is not an AMG??????

 
Oh, just thought of one.

There is this woman I work with who is one of the most obnoxious people I know. She is a one-upper, complainer, liar, debbie-downer, and general weirdo. We'll call her Booger.

She's also about 4'11".

We all have mailboxes/cubbies up in the office. They are arranged alphabetically. By a stroke of fate Booger's mailbox is on the top row. I would say the top row of mailboxes is about 5'10" from the floor. This means Booger has a very hard time not just getting things out of her mailbox but actually seeing if there is anything in there.

I've heard her tell the office staff to try to place things in her box as close to the front as possible so that she can see if she has anything.

Almost every day I check to see if Booger has any papers/mail in her box. If she does I push whatever it is as far towards the back as possible.
that is great!

 
No you don't - there is no such thing as an AMG 550. Poser!
Are you sure about that - http://autoweek.com/article/car-news/2015-mercedes-s550-coupe-starts-120425


No you don't - there is no such thing as an AMG 550. Poser!
Just to be clear,the article you posted shows a 2015...and notes a 550 AND S63 AMG...not a 550 AMG...And also to be clear, yours isn't that body style, right? Unless you got something newer...
2008 s550 with the AMG package
So, you don't have an AMG then.

Even Mercedes says: "the only way to be 100% sure an AMG is real is by looking at the engine. If it does not have an AMG engine, it is not an AMG vehicle."
It has the AMG package. I guess technically that is not an AMG??????
You can drop the "technically".

 
I'm glad sbonomo is getting his tush handed to him.

He's always such a jerk to me that it feels good to have validation that it's him with the problem not me.
I have nothing against you personally, in fact if you would pay attention i could actually be an asset for you (i am an accountant, i work at a bank, etc)......you are just an idiot when it comes to stocks and school.

 
I'm impressed with a AMG merc

but Land Rovers for offroading....not impressed, in fact your cool guy score just went to zero
I love my LR - it is a 1997 with 160K miles on it that i bought for $5,500. That thing is a beast. I will say that it is a money pit though. Something breaks everytime i use it.
Ok you cool factor just went back up to 11. Thats a true offroader

 
I'm impressed with a AMG merc

but Land Rovers for offroading....not impressed, in fact your cool guy score just went to zero
I love my LR - it is a 1997 with 160K miles on it that i bought for $5,500. That thing is a beast. I will say that it is a money pit though. Something breaks everytime i use it.
Ok you cool factor just went back up to 11. Thats a true offroader
:hifive:

 
I like sbonomo. He drives cool cars and does it well. You #######s that got your ####### out of joint need to examine your lives and decide what's important to you.

 
My cousin ripped loud farts on diners when we were leaving an Italian restaurant. He was 15 at the time, I guess.

 
Brake check me all you want. I am heavily insured, and your race ready vehicle will in no way discommode my truck as I go up and over you. As you gasp your final agonizing breaths in your crumpled metal, pieces piercing your heart and lungs, you will have the satisfaction shared by you and Rain Man, the knowledge that you are excellent drivers.

Me, I will get off with no citation since there will be plenty around to testify that you are a rage monkey on the roads and were constantly tempting this very fate.
Hypothetically though

 
No you don't - there is no such thing as an AMG 550. Poser!
Are you sure about that - http://autoweek.com/article/car-news/2015-mercedes-s550-coupe-starts-120425

No you don't - there is no such thing as an AMG 550. Poser!
Just to be clear,the article you posted shows a 2015...and notes a 550 AND S63 AMG...not a 550 AMG...And also to be clear, yours isn't that body style, right? Unless you got something newer...
2008 s550 with the AMG package
So, you don't have an AMG then.

Even Mercedes says: "the only way to be 100% sure an AMG is real is by looking at the engine. If it does not have an AMG engine, it is not an AMG vehicle."
It has the AMG package. I guess technically that is not an AMG??????
You can drop the "technically".
Correct. You can't even join the AMG private lounge with that thing.

 
No you don't - there is no such thing as an AMG 550. Poser!
Are you sure about that - http://autoweek.com/article/car-news/2015-mercedes-s550-coupe-starts-120425

No you don't - there is no such thing as an AMG 550. Poser!
Just to be clear,the article you posted shows a 2015...and notes a 550 AND S63 AMG...not a 550 AMG...And also to be clear, yours isn't that body style, right? Unless you got something newer...
2008 s550 with the AMG package
So, you don't have an AMG then.

Even Mercedes says: "the only way to be 100% sure an AMG is real is by looking at the engine. If it does not have an AMG engine, it is not an AMG vehicle."
It has the AMG package. I guess technically that is not an AMG??????
You can drop the "technically".
Correct. You can't even join the AMG private lounge with that thing.
What AMG do you have?

 
One time in high school I threw a VHS tape outside my calculus classroom into the courtyard below. It was a promo video of the latest Mario game. I had taken the sticker off and put a blank one on. I wrote "Porn" and "Classic Porn" on it. When class ended I watched a kid pick it up and place it in his backpack.

 
One time in high school I threw a VHS tape outside my calculus classroom into the courtyard below. It was a promo video of the latest Mario game. I had taken the sticker off and put a blank one on. I wrote "Porn" and "Classic Porn" on it. When class ended I watched a kid pick it up and place it in his backpack.
:lol:

 
Wait...is it not schtick for old men to buy luxury performance cars, that far exceed what their needs are for the road, and buy kewl accessories like spoilers and exhaust pipes to make it REEAAALLLLLY LOUD?

 
Bucky86 said:
Gianni Verscotchie said:
If you don't appreciate cars, Dog boy, then no biggie.

My car is not loud in any way
:lmao: I like AMG's and the M's of Bmw. I just don't get buying those and then adding additional accessories.
Why not? What's wrong with taking a fast car and making it really fast? What is the appropriate level of "fast" before you cross your comfort zone?

 
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Bucky86 said:
Gianni Verscotchie said:
If you don't appreciate cars, Dog boy, then no biggie.

My car is not loud in any way
:lmao: I like AMG's and the M's of Bmw. I just don't get buying those and then adding additional accessories.
why not? I guess they are fun to drive as is, but why not make it even better? I am not a loud exhaust person either.
 
It took like 5 seconds to go from 80 to 160. Nice
Yep. :eek: My car takes like twice that long for 80-160ish.. The top end acceleration in those AMGs are sick even when not modded.Guessing that ride would push past 200 without too much prodding given the RPM and how hard it was still pulling at ~170. The Theo ungoverned top end on my 4.6 genny is only ~175-180. Would love to drive that AMG on an oval someday.

 
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chet said:
I like sbonomo. He drives cool cars and does it well. You #######s that got your ####### out of joint need to examine your lives and decide what's important to you.
You feel the people not bragging about their cars need to examine their priorities?

 
Not to be a ####, but how often do any of us need to go 80-160 in 5 seconds? Excluding those of us that hang with Vin Diesel and rob banks...

 
Not to be a ####, but how often do any of us need to go 80-160 in 5 seconds? Excluding those of us that hang with Vin Diesel and rob banks...
You technically don't NEED to go over 65 or 70... But its fun. Open road, oval track, whatever. If that sorta thing doesn't float your boat that's totally understandable. Folks have different hobbies/interests. :thumbup:

 
Not to be a ####, but how often do any of us need to go 80-160 in 5 seconds? Excluding those of us that hang with Vin Diesel and rob banks...
You technically don't NEED to go over 65 or 70... But its fun. Open road, oval track, whatever. If that sorta thing doesn't float your boat that's totally understandable. Folks have different hobbies/interests. :thumbup:
Outside of a track, going 100mph and you run the risk of a license suspension.

 

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