Do you manscape? (1 Viewer)

[Ron Swanson]

Manscaping is an abomination.  I prefer a swampy atmosphere that's just shy of growing fungus.

 

[RokNRole]

Use a small trimmer to bring the hedges down and a razor to smooth out the base of the trunk and little buddies.  

Not sure what exactly you mean by the backyard.  Do you have a buttfro or something going on back there?

Not much. One swipe with a razor on each side is normally enough to get the job done.

 

[wikkidpissah]

i just go to the local ballpark - there's a guy there does it for free

 

[belljr]

Nair ftw

 

[Shutout]

I use a razor for both.  Just pay attention. 

 

[Christo]

If you answer no to 1, you can't enter a vote for 2 & 3, #######.

 

[Christo]

Picturing a man smooth as a seal with only cornhole fur is disturbing.

Says the guy who just wrote this:

I put one foot on the soap dish, pull back one cheek and shave. Repeat for the other side.

 

[Christo]

When my oldest son was about 14 (he's 25 now..) he called me at work.  This was how the conversation went...

Kid: "Hey Dad.  You know how... like downstairs.. things start to get a little out of hand?"

TD: "Um.. I have no idea what you are talking about."

Kid: "You know... Your pubes... Anyway, I was trying to clean things up and.... I kind of nicked my sack and I'm bleeding."

TD: "What were you using?"

Kid: "Your razor."

TD: "WHAT??" 

Kid: "You know, the electric one in the bathroom.  For cutting hair?"  (Talking about the trimmers, not my razor.  Thank god.)

TD: " OH... Well son, you have learned a valuable lesson all dudes end up learning the hard way.  DO NOT USE AN ELECTRIC TRIMMER on the pebbles."

Kid: "I was scared of using a razor, didn't want to cut myself."

TD: "How did that work out for you?  Seriously, you'll be fine. Burns for a bit but you'll get over it."

Should've told him not to forget the after shave.

 

[shuke]

I’m terrified of taking a razor to my balls. You guys really do this?

Yes actually dry.  

“and when you say rear, are you telling me you shave around your butthole?  For serious?”

Trim not shave. I can’t remember who said it, but it was the greatest line here ever.  “Have you ever tried getting peanut butter out of shag carpeting?”

 

[KarmaPolice]

Not really-  too hairy to bother with much besides an occasional clean up.  If I shaved my junk, pubes, and ### like you guys  I'd look like the bear from The Great Outdoors. 

 

[RokNRole]

Says the guy who just wrote this:

No fur on this cornhole

 

[RokNRole]

Yes actually dry.  

“and when you say rear, are you telling me you shave around your butthole?  For serious?”

Trim not shave. I can’t remember who said it, but it was the greatest line here ever.  “Have you ever tried getting peanut butter out of shag carpeting?”

Dude the hair doesn’t grow right where it puckers. It starts a few centimeters away.

 

[Don't Noonan]

How did your beans get over your frank?

 

[Maik Jeaunz]

not using a trimmer on the sack is one of those things that's not in any textbook. it's a rite of passage that most young guys need to learn from experience, like throwing a shoryuken in Street Fighter. it's a special kind of pain, followed by the sting of the post-scape shower. good times.

 

[eoMMan]

I've been trimming mine into a heart lately. The wife loves it.