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do you own a cowboy hat? (1 Viewer)

do you own a cowboy hat?

  • yes

    Votes: 25 18.2%
  • no

    Votes: 107 78.1%
  • i own one that kinda looks like on, but isnt really

    Votes: 5 3.6%

  • Total voters
    137
I wear it when I 'm snowblowing. If the wind changes direction. I tip my head down and the wide brim keeps the snow off my face and neck.

 
Yup, 6 years in Austin will do that to you. Boots too. Haven't worn either since moving in '12, though.

 
It would be great shtick to wear a huge cowboy hat out in public and watch the stares you get. Like, cargo shorts, polo shirt, sandals, huge cowboy hat at the supermarket. Then you walk up to girls and try to talk to them. Maybe on a weeknight around 7 and look for single women wearing their office clothes. Gold.

 
Would be interesting to view where people lived in relation to ownership. I bet most of the nays and few of the yays would be east of the Mississippi.

 
I've owned several

I'm very picky and have excellent taste, so they were all top quality, fit impeccably and look proportionally pleasing on my head.

But I haven't worn one in decades because its a ####### cowboy hat

 
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It would be great shtick to wear a huge cowboy hat out in public and watch the stares you get. Like, cargo shorts, polo shirt, sandals, huge cowboy hat at the supermarket. Then you walk up to girls and try to talk to them. Maybe on a weeknight around 7 and look for single women wearing their office clothes. Gold.
That was pretty much my drinking uniform for most of my 20s. Shorts, sandals, floral shirt and cowboy hat. Leaves no doubt that one is there to party.

 
It would be great shtick to wear a huge cowboy hat out in public and watch the stares you get. Like, cargo shorts, polo shirt, sandals, huge cowboy hat at the supermarket. Then you walk up to girls and try to talk to them. Maybe on a weeknight around 7 and look for single women wearing their office clothes. Gold.
That was pretty much my drinking uniform for most of my 20s. Shorts, sandals, floral shirt and cowboy hat. Leaves no doubt that one is there to party.
Only if it's straw and you're at a Texas college in the 70s-90s

 
Yes. It's not a fashion statement and I don't wear one to town, but they are functional when I am at the ranch. Keeps the sun off my face and neck

 
I own one but it was my dads and I borrowed it for a Halloween costume and he told me just to keep it. I had never seen him ever wear it. Now it is strictly used for Halloween. I would never wear otherwise.

 
It would be great shtick to wear a huge cowboy hat out in public and watch the stares you get. Like, cargo shorts, polo shirt, sandals, huge cowboy hat at the supermarket. Then you walk up to girls and try to talk to them. Maybe on a weeknight around 7 and look for single women wearing their office clothes. Gold.
That was pretty much my drinking uniform for most of my 20s. Shorts, sandals, floral shirt and cowboy hat. Leaves no doubt that one is there to party.
Only if it's straw and you're at a Texas college in the 70s-90s
Luckily I fit the bill.

I never liked them for actual cowboy work. Prefer a baseball cap.

I still have a straw and a black felt one but I almost never wear them.

 
Would be interesting to view where people lived in relation to ownership. I bet most of the nays and few of the yays would be east of the Mississippi.
I rock my boots in New Jersey. East of the Mississippi and north of the Mason-Dixon. Typically, when people I know see them, the response is, "Holy ####, are those real cowboy boots?" I still haven't figured out what they mean by "real," vs. "fake"(?), but I think they are usually surprised to see they are full-length (i.e. go up to my upper calf) cowboy boots.

 

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