Do you send your wife/SO flowers for Valentine's Day? (1 Viewer)

[belljr]

ok instead of fat ###, lazy ###, dumb ###....just ask

legs broke?

«unless of course they really are then that would be mean

 

[Copeman]

I usually always get her roses, but I actually give them to her and don't have them delivered. Got her a card and roses again this year, will give them to her tonight. Scored a dozen roses (no vase) for under $20 at a convenience store. Yup. But they look good surprisingly. As good as any I've bought her elsewhere. We're also going out to eat, but not tonight. Don't wanna battle the crazies. We'll be going Sunday night.

 

[Maik Jeaunz]

good: my wife doesn't like getting flowers

bad: she loves getting jewelry

 

[shadyridr]

ok instead of fat ###, lazy ###, dumb ###....just ask

legs broke?

«unless of course they really are then that would be mean

The part where I said I was cleaning the car without watching my son play on the snow pile. She tells me why arent you watching him? I said cuz I have to clean the car, you can watch him. She said I cant watch him, Im inside. I said you dont own shoes and a jacket? fun day

 

[Wingnut]

Flowers & Candy is the top worst gift idea for wives and girlfriends for various reasons. For one, flowers & candy are the theme of Valentines day. This means that everyone and anyone giving gifts for a loved one will be getting this type of gift. It falls more along the lines of ordinary and shows no personality. This type of gift makes a statement "I couldn't put forth an imaginative effort, so I settled for the typical and obvious."

Truth. Its not too hard to think outside the box, fellas.

 

[Keerock]

Flowers & Candy is the top worst gift idea for wives and girlfriends for various reasons. For one, flowers & candy are the theme of Valentines day. This means that everyone and anyone giving gifts for a loved one will be getting this type of gift. It falls more along the lines of ordinary and shows no personality. This type of gift makes a statement "I couldn't put forth an imaginative effort, so I settled for the typical and obvious."

Truth. Its not too hard to think outside the box, fellas.

Which is where you'll be spending a lot of time if you screw things up...

 

[SWC]

shady i feel for you man youhave always been a cool brohan and i hope that you can make it right tonight take that to the bank brohan

 

[17seconds]

Did Shari's Berries. Totally ripoff for delivery but she likes them. My daughter will have a couple too.

Going out to a nice dinner tonight.

I need to do this because I'm leaving for a 4-day boozefest next week.

 

[belljr]

Just gave her a card but we are going to a Valentines day brunch on SUnday

 

[Wingnut]

Flowers & Candy is the top worst gift idea for wives and girlfriends for various reasons. For one, flowers & candy are the theme of Valentines day. This means that everyone and anyone giving gifts for a loved one will be getting this type of gift. It falls more along the lines of ordinary and shows no personality. This type of gift makes a statement "I couldn't put forth an imaginative effort, so I settled for the typical and obvious."

Truth. Its not too hard to think outside the box, fellas.

Which is where you'll be spending a lot of time if you screw things up...

good call.

 

[Keerock]

Just gave her a card but we are going to a Valentines day brunch on SUnday

Sunday is not Valentines Day. HTH

 

[Bamboo Bill]

ok instead of fat ###, lazy ###, dumb ###....just ask

legs broke?

«unless of course they really are then that would be mean

The part where I said I was cleaning the car without watching my son play on the snow pile. She tells me why arent you watching him? I said cuz I have to clean the car, you can watch him. She said I cant watch him, Im inside. I said you dont own shoes and a jacket? fun day

You volunteered to do both: "We were all home yesterday due to the snow. I was working from home. My wife and son were off. I went outside to shovel at 11am. I took my son outside to play in the snow at the same time. My wife stayed in. I never let her shovel. "

 

[shadyridr]

ok instead of fat ###, lazy ###, dumb ###....just ask

legs broke?

«unless of course they really are then that would be mean

The part where I said I was cleaning the car without watching my son play on the snow pile. She tells me why arent you watching him? I said cuz I have to clean the car, you can watch him. She said I cant watch him, Im inside. I said you dont own shoes and a jacket? fun day

You volunteered to do both: "We were all home yesterday due to the snow. I was working from home. My wife and son were off. I went outside to shovel at 11am. I took my son outside to play in the snow at the same time. My wife stayed in. I never let her shovel. "

I volunteered to shovel and let him play outside. He was playing on a giant hill of snow. She was the one who didnt want him playing on the giant hill of snow which is when she voiced her concern.

 

[Keerock]

ok instead of fat ###, lazy ###, dumb ###....just ask

legs broke?

«unless of course they really are then that would be mean

The part where I said I was cleaning the car without watching my son play on the snow pile. She tells me why arent you watching him? I said cuz I have to clean the car, you can watch him. She said I cant watch him, Im inside. I said you dont own shoes and a jacket? fun day

You volunteered to do both: "We were all home yesterday due to the snow. I was working from home. My wife and son were off. I went outside to shovel at 11am. I took my son outside to play in the snow at the same time. My wife stayed in. I never let her shovel. "

I volunteered to shovel and let him play outside. He was playing on a giant hill of snow. She was the one who didnt want him playing on the giant hill of snow which is when she voiced her concern.

If she doesn't like it then she should get her fat ### out there!

 

[belljr]

Just gave her a card but we are going to a Valentines day brunch on SUnday

Sunday is not Valentines Day. HTH

Blame the restaurant for their advertising not me dn it

 

[Brony]

Flowers & Candy is the top worst gift idea for wives and girlfriends for various reasons. For one, flowers & candy are the theme of Valentines day. This means that everyone and anyone giving gifts for a loved one will be getting this type of gift. It falls more along the lines of ordinary and shows no personality. This type of gift makes a statement "I couldn't put forth an imaginative effort, so I settled for the typical and obvious."

Truth. Its not too hard to think outside the box, fellas.

That's exactly why I bought my wife Pop Tarts. She doesn't even like them! BOOM - outside the box!

 

[Fantasy_Freak]

My wife states she does not want to buy each other something for Valentine's Day, but after reading the attached posts I am about to leave work early to get her either Flowers or Chocolates/Chocolate covered Strawberries and a card, before taking my son to his hockey practice.

 

[Apes with Guns]

I had some Beef Jerky and Lemonheads waiting for me this morning when I left for work. Slap it high?

Updates- All gone.

and on the docket for Annyong's SO...DUTCH OVENS GALORE!

 

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ok instead of fat ###, lazy ###, dumb ###....just ask

legs broke?

«unless of course they really are then that would be mean

The part where I said I was cleaning the car without watching my son play on the snow pile. She tells me why arent you watching him? I said cuz I have to clean the car, you can watch him. She said I cant watch him, Im inside. I said you dont own shoes and a jacket? fun day

FAMILY FEUD AIN'T GONNA WATCH ITSELF, GUY!

Jokes aside, condolences on the blow up and glll smoothing it over. :(

 

[shadyridr]

ok instead of fat ###, lazy ###, dumb ###....just ask

legs broke?

«unless of course they really are then that would be mean

The part where I said I was cleaning the car without watching my son play on the snow pile. She tells me why arent you watching him? I said cuz I have to clean the car, you can watch him. She said I cant watch him, Im inside. I said you dont own shoes and a jacket? fun day

FAMILY FEUD AIN'T GONNA WATCH ITSELF, GUY! Jokes aside, condolences on the blow up and glll smoothing it over. :(

funny thing is she works like a dog. I didnt mind her having a relaxing day on the couch. But then dont criticize me with how i was watching my son. Anyway...Left work early to buy her roses and got some pizza dough to make some pizza. Thats the xtent im going to

 

[17seconds]

Just gave her a card but we are going to a Valentines day brunch on SUnday

Sunday is not Valentines Day. HTH

He probably also leaves football games in the 3rd quarter to beat the traffic

 

[17seconds]

My wife states she does not want to buy each other something for Valentine's Day, but after reading the attached posts I am about to leave work early to get her either Flowers or Chocolates/Chocolate covered Strawberries and a card, before taking my son to his hockey practice.

You have the ESP necessary for a long marriage my friend

 

[Sabertooth]

my girlfriend would break up with me if I got her anything for valentines day.

You sound like you date a dude.

 

[Bamboo Bill]

my girlfriend would break up with me if I got her anything for valentines day.

You sound like you date a dude.

She's the best chick ever. She hates the hallmark holidays. She's hot. She's low maintenance and likes to drink craft beer.

 

[Wingnut]

my girlfriend would break up with me if I got her anything for valentines day.

You sound like you date a dude.

She's the best chick ever. She hates the hallmark holidays. She's hot. She's low maintenance and likes to drink craft beer.

Mines like this too, but the relationship is new so I'm playing it safe...plus, the first night we had sex, she says beforehand, I'm up for anything...even anal.So I feel like I should go the extra mile since she's willing to do the same.



And before you ask, no I didnt go back door...she's 5'3", 118lbs...I'm 6'2", 200ish...while I appreciate her enthusiasm, I don't wanna hurt her.

 

[shadyridr]

my girlfriend would break up with me if I got her anything for valentines day.

You sound like you date a dude.

She's the best chick ever. She hates the hallmark holidays. She's hot. She's low maintenance and likes to drink craft beer.

Mines like this too, but the relationship is new so I'm playing it safe...plus, the first night we had sex, she says beforehand, I'm up for anything...even anal.So I feel like I should go the extra mile since she's willing to do the same.



And before you ask, no I didnt go back door...she's 5'3", 118lbs...I'm 6'2", 200ish...while I appreciate her enthusiasm, I don't wanna hurt her.

you realize your whole body doesnt go inside of her right?

 

[Wingnut]

my girlfriend would break up with me if I got her anything for valentines day.

You sound like you date a dude.

She's the best chick ever. She hates the hallmark holidays. She's hot. She's low maintenance and likes to drink craft beer.

Mines like this too, but the relationship is new so I'm playing it safe...plus, the first night we had sex, she says beforehand, I'm up for anything...even anal.So I feel like I should go the extra mile since she's willing to do the same.



And before you ask, no I didnt go back door...she's 5'3", 118lbs...I'm 6'2", 200ish...while I appreciate her enthusiasm, I don't wanna hurt her.

you realize your whole body doesnt go inside of her right?

Woah, I've been doing it wrong this whole time!!!

 

[TxBuckeye]

Cupcakes from her favorite bakery yesterday. Two dozen roses delivered today while I was at work and she was home. Just got back from dinner at a very nice restaurant. She makes it all worth it.

 

[Fantasy_Freak]

My wife states she does not want to buy each other something for Valentine's Day, but after reading the attached posts I am about to leave work early to get her either Flowers or Chocolates/Chocolate covered Strawberries and a card, before taking my son to his hockey practice.

You have the ESP necessary for a long marriage my friend

So I left work early, picked up some Chocolate Covered Strawberries and a card, dropped it off at the house while I took my son to hockey practice. I get home and she gives me a look, then said I thought we agreed not to get anything, she then stated she felt obligated to run to the store to get me a card. She wasn't pissed just felt inconvenienced, oh well, can't win. At least I didn't tell her she has a fat ### (sorry Shady had to throw that one in there).

 

[TxBuckeye]

My wife states she does not want to buy each other something for Valentine's Day, but after reading the attached posts I am about to leave work early to get her either Flowers or Chocolates/Chocolate covered Strawberries and a card, before taking my son to his hockey practice.

You have the ESP necessary for a long marriage my friend

So I left work early, picked up some Chocolate Covered Strawberries and a card, dropped it off at the house while I took my son to hockey practice. I get home and she gives me a look, then said I thought we agreed not to get anything, she then stated she felt obligated to run to the store to get me a card. She wasn't pissed just felt inconvenienced, oh well, can't win. At least I didn't tell her she has a fat ### (sorry Shady had to throw that one in there).

Congratulate your wife for completely missing the point. She's made the day to be about an obligation rather than conveying a feeling or emotion. She seems pretty clueless. I get the feeling this probably isn't an isolated incident.

 

[AAABatteries]

my girlfriend would break up with me if I got her anything for valentines day.

You sound like you date a dude.

She's the best chick ever. She hates the hallmark holidays. She's hot. She's low maintenance and likes to drink craft beer.

Mines like this too, but the relationship is new so I'm playing it safe...plus, the first night we had sex, she says beforehand, I'm up for anything...even anal.So I feel like I should go the extra mile since she's willing to do the same.



And before you ask, no I didnt go back door...she's 5'3", 118lbs...I'm 6'2", 200ish...while I appreciate her enthusiasm, I don't wanna hurt her.

First time, eh?

 

[AAABatteries]

I was sick and we leave Thursday to go to Disney - I told her I'd make it up to her but I was probably lying.

 

[LinusMarr]

my girlfriend would break up with me if I got her anything for valentines day.

You sound like you date a dude.

She's the best chick ever. She hates the hallmark holidays. She's hot. She's low maintenance and likes to drink craft beer.

Mines like this too, but the relationship is new so I'm playing it safe...plus, the first night we had sex, she says beforehand, I'm up for anything...even anal.So I feel like I should go the extra mile since she's willing to do the same.



And before you ask, no I didnt go back door...she's 5'3", 118lbs...I'm 6'2", 200ish...while I appreciate her enthusiasm, I don't wanna hurt her.

you realize your whole body doesnt go inside of her right?

lol im now wiping off my computer screen lol

 

[17seconds]

Did Shari's Berries. Totally ripoff for delivery but she likes them. My daughter will have a couple too.

Going out to a nice dinner tonight.

I need to do this because I'm leaving for a 4-day boozefest next week.

I still say these things are too expensive with the shipping (over $5 per berry) but damn they were insanely good. I bought a dozen but didn't realize the strawberries were so huge and had so much chocolate on them. Any more than 2 at one sitting is pigging out. And they pack them insanely well - ice pack which you can keep an reuse, and foam padding.