I can't tell if this is shtick or now. But whatever. I really don't think your weird questions or observations or whatever are shtick. But they are weird.
This is such a losing battle, dude.
If your argument is that you do all the work for the household in addition to earning the money, then the solution is for her to do more household work. And here's a newsflash: Ironing your shirts is not household work.
If my wife did all the work, and I was at home with the kids (assuming there are actual duties that went along with it), she may ask me to do any number of things to help with the house, and I'd probably go along with a bunch of them. But I'm not interested in shining her shoes, or setting out the correct nail polish for her, or buffing her purses, or whatever other personal item she does for herself. It's deamining. Iron your own damn shirts, and let her cook, or wash the bathrooms, or a million gazillion other things. But she ain't your personal assistant.