Dwarf stripper at bachelorette party...guess what happened? (1 Viewer)

[Wrigley]

Gettin a little takes on a whole new meaning

 

[Maik Jeaunz]

"so what did you have at your bachelorette party?"

"a little wine, a little dancing, and a little stripper."

 

[Rick James]

I don't know what it is but reading these bachelorette party stories just depresses the hell out of me.

 

[ChiefD]

So there was a dwarf tossing?

More like a dwarf tossing off.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

So there was a dwarf tossing?

More like a dwarf tossing off.

Dynamite fix there, Shecky.

 

[Limp Ditka]

So there was a dwarf tossing?

More like a dwarf tossing off.

NOW I get it!

 

[(HULK)]

who f's a midget?

Isn't there someone around here who wants to do a midget?

Let's see...MikeIke, Godsbrother, (HULK), The Aristocrat...etc...

I said I'd sleep with one because they don't take up much space in a bed. Not that I'd give them the sex.

 

[Corporation]

Good for the groom. Better to find out now then later.

I would rather find out only once.

 

[James Bond]

Well with our busy lifestyles, I can understand how a bride could get a little behind in her wedding preparation.

 

[STEADYMOBBIN 22]

Good for the groom. Better to find out now then later.

I would rather find out only once.

I just got this.

thanks for the ball busting- I deserved it.

And.

 

[FlapJacks]

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[FlapJacks]

I wonder if he can balance a glass of wine on his head...

 

[Das Boot]

Do a little dance...

Make a little love...

Get down tonight!

 

[Das Boot]

Maybe it was like in Revenge of the Nerds and the dwarf was wearing a disguise and the bride didn't realize it wasn't the groom.

 

[Tom Servo]

who f's a midget?

Isn't there someone around here who wants to do a midget?

Let's see...MikeIke, Godsbrother, (HULK), The Aristocrat...etc...

I said I'd sleep with one because they don't take up much space in a bed. Not that I'd give them the sex.

Josie Maran, Worm, ntz08, Gadabout, Super King, Cliff Clavin, th3f00l, Synergy, Hilts, sfflchamp, MikeIke, ScoobySnack, Osaurus, Ned, Dr. Octopus, dino259, ff_arkitct, MikeMan, Tackling Dummies, (HULK), TheAristocrat, SFBayDuck, Harry Manback, squidrope, UniAlias, Scoresman, Notorious T.R.E., sbonomo, nirad3, Hot Diggity Dog, Spin, Reegus, The Big Guy, freakinback, SacramentoBob, top dog, Thunderlips, Keerock, DocHolliday, chauncey, Disc Shark, Kev4029, NetnautX, headcrack, dparker713, HughHoney, PIK95, FlapJacks, FUBAR, Disco Stu, SHIZNITTTT, Fennis, blk, weevil, Philo Beddoe, Christo, kevzilla, whiskey7, shuke, jjwc316, dozer, audiophile, technicaldifficulties, Gary Coal Man, Captain Hook, FigJam, E Street Brat, Socrates11, pizzatyme, renesauz, Redwes25

I'm sure these others only wanted more space in bed.

 

[jon_mx]

Is this story real?

 

[Baloney Sandwich]

Is this story real?

Bonjour

 

[(HULK)]

who f's a midget?

Isn't there someone around here who wants to do a midget?

Let's see...MikeIke, Godsbrother, (HULK), The Aristocrat...etc...

I said I'd sleep with one because they don't take up much space in a bed. Not that I'd give them the sex.

Josie Maran, Worm, ntz08, Gadabout, Super King, Cliff Clavin, th3f00l, Synergy, Hilts, sfflchamp, MikeIke, ScoobySnack, Osaurus, Ned, Dr. Octopus, dino259, ff_arkitct, MikeMan, Tackling Dummies, (HULK), TheAristocrat, SFBayDuck, Harry Manback, squidrope, UniAlias, Scoresman, Notorious T.R.E., sbonomo, nirad3, Hot Diggity Dog, Spin, Reegus, The Big Guy, freakinback, SacramentoBob, top dog, Thunderlips, Keerock, DocHolliday, chauncey, Disc Shark, Kev4029, NetnautX, headcrack, dparker713, HughHoney, PIK95, FlapJacks, FUBAR, Disco Stu, SHIZNITTTT, Fennis, blk, weevil, Philo Beddoe, Christo, kevzilla, whiskey7, shuke, jjwc316, dozer, audiophile, technicaldifficulties, Gary Coal Man, Captain Hook, FigJam, E Street Brat, Socrates11, pizzatyme, renesauz, Redwes25

I'm sure these others only wanted more space in bed.

Well, that IS what the poll question asked.

 

[The Duff Man]

What do you expect when they are small enough to climb right in there next to the egg?

 

[Wrigley]

We rented a little person last time we went out to Vegas, I'm pretty sure our bachelor didn't sleep with him.