Edward VII sex chair (1 Viewer)

[RokNRole]

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2010/03/21/article-1259670-08C99B68000005DC-178_468x398.jpg

Legend has it he kept this in his personal room at a French ho house and allowed him to sleep with two women with minimal effort.

How was this thing used exactly?

 

[ShamrockPride]

King leans back on top level with a chick on top. Another lass sucks his hanging nuts from underneath.

 

[RokNRole]

King leans back on top level with a chick on top. Another lass sucks his hanging nuts from underneath.

Does sucking nuts count as sex in a biblical sense?

 

[lod001]

King leans back on top level with a chick on top. Another lass sucks his hanging nuts from underneath.

 

[kutta]

I'm thinking he has missionary with the one on bottom and oral with the one on top. But then, that's a lot of work and probably not how things went down.

 

[RokNRole]

I'm thinking he has missionary with the one on bottom and oral with the one on top. But then, that's a lot of work and probably not how things went down.

Definitely too much work for a King

 

[Wrigley]

It's good to be king 

 

[Guest]

Times were good for the royal reupholster.  

 

[Chapelboy]

Definitely too much work for a King

yeah it said 'minimal effort'...just put your thingie in her thingie and leave it at that.  rinse and repeat.

 

[RokNRole]

yeah it said 'minimal effort'...just put your thingie in her thingie and leave it at that.  rinse and repeat.

It's not that simple. Edward had to have 2 women at once in the most convenient way possible.

 

[shuke]

I drew up my best guess in Microsoft Paint but afraid I'd get banned for posting it here.

 

[NorvilleBarnes]

I drew up my best guess in Microsoft Paint but afraid I'd get banned for posting it here.

I'll take a PM

 

[Binky The Doormat]

This doesn't have anything to do with your meet up with Koya does it?  

 

[shuke]

I'll take a PM

Sent.  

 

[RokNRole]

Sent.  

Me too

 

[RokNRole]

This doesn't have anything to do with your meet up with Koya does it?  

I don't know he still hasn't explained the free hand jobs.

 

[RokNRole]

Lol shuke captured Edward the perv

 

[Sheriff Bart]

I'll take a PM

 

[Ditkaless Wonders]

So the king conceives of this.  He describes what he is looking for the royal carpenter who then designs it, builds it, and then presumably has to refine it a few times.  I imagine getting it right would take some measurements during the act to get it just so.

 

[Ditkaless Wonders]

I'm a little disappointed that it doesn't have a beverage holder, a sandwich self, and a place to keep the pickle jar. 

 

[Willie Neslon]

https://versaillesgossip.files.wordpress.com/2012/01/32_sex-chair-sketch-2.gif

If there are 3 people then it is 3 way oral fest with 3rd person lying on bottom giving oral to person squatting who is giving oral to person laying in upper seat. I think it was mostly used for two person intercourse like in picture.

 

[RokNRole]

https://versaillesgossip.files.wordpress.com/2012/01/32_sex-chair-sketch-2.gif

If there are 3 people then it is 3 way oral fest with 3rd person lying on bottom giving oral to person squatting who is giving oral to person laying in upper seat. I think it was mostly used for two person intercourse like in picture.

Lol the top hat

 

[HellToupee]

Lol the top hat

top hat is killing me in the link

 

[AAABatteries]

@Arizona Ron - when you used one of these please explain how you, Ice and Micheal were positioned.  TIA.

 

[shuke]

OK last one, but then you guys have to distribute it.

 

[shuke]

https://versaillesgossip.files.wordpress.com/2012/01/32_sex-chair-sketch-2.gif

If there are 3 people then it is 3 way oral fest with 3rd person lying on bottom giving oral to person squatting who is giving oral to person laying in upper seat. I think it was mostly used for two person intercourse like in picture.

Wow your artwork sucks.

 

[HellToupee]

The bottom part of the chair could be for some Danny Thomas action

 

[Harry Manback]

https://versaillesgossip.files.wordpress.com/2012/01/32_sex-chair-sketch-2.gif

If there are 3 people then it is 3 way oral fest with 3rd person lying on bottom giving oral to person squatting who is giving oral to person laying in upper seat. I think it was mostly used for two person intercourse like in picture.

Person in doggy on the bottom, out then in out then in

 

[RokNRole]

The bottom part of the chair could be for some Danny Thomas action

Can you elaborate?

 

[RokNRole]

OK last one, but then you guys have to distribute it.

Sent it to everyone I know

 

[gianmarco]

top hat is killing me in the link

What about the fencing masks?

 

[RokNRole]

Shuke I think it's safe to post your drawing

 

[RokNRole]

What about the fencing masks?

Normal safety gear

 

[Leroy Hoard]

Times were good for the royal reupholster.  

lol

 

[Fear The Turtle]

Times were good for the royal reupholster.  

 

This and the top hat both had me crying.

 

[RokNRole]

With what they say about Edward I wonder where the upholsterer would find time to work on it

 

[need2know]

This is kinda like the one I got but not as fancy

 

[Fat Nick]

Did they specify 2 women at the same time or just 2 women?

 

[RokNRole]

Did they specify 2 women at the same time or just 2 women?

2 at the same time

 

[RokNRole]

This is kinda like the one I got but not as fancy

Pics?

 

[tommyboy]

i would just stack another chick on top of the of the first chick;   fat one on bottom

 

[TheAristocrat]

Can someone PM me ShukePaint?

 

[ShamrockPride]

Can someone PM me ShukePaint?

Me too please

 

[Ditkaless Wonders]

I believe we males need to encourage reproductions of this classic piece as the next hot decoration trend.  Once woman have these in nearly every home in America we can explain the use.  it won't be long until they want to know if they are really utilitarian for that purpose.  Win.

 

[Fat Nick]

2 at the same time

I had no idea King Edward VII had a mullet.

 

[Spin]

Did they specify 2 women at the same time or just 2 women?

"  and a specially designed and crafted siège d'amour (love seat) that allowed easy access for oral and other forms of sex for two or three people. It is now a museum piece. "

 

[shuke]

Shuke I think it's safe to post your drawing

Red and blue: women

Green: King

Link

 

[ShamrockPride]

Red and blue: women

Green: King

Link

JFC   

 

[Jayrod]

Red and blue: women

Green: King

Link

Oh, good gracious....I had people staring at me wondering why I was "choking" at my desk.

 

[Bull Dozier]

Red and blue: women

Green: King

Link

Who said that art school training went to waste...