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Enough about Trump. Italian model goes on Pompa Tour (1 Viewer)

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Italian model on mission to give oral sex to 19 MILLION opens up about first 400 men

Glamorous Paola Saulino, 27, promised to pleasure everyone who voted against constitutional reforms put forward by former Italian Prime Minister Matteo Renzi.

The pledge came back to bite the aspiring actress when 59% of the electorate voted to reject the changes in a shock referendum last November.

Many expected Paola, from Napoli, to climb down from her vow to fellate the 19.4 million Italians who voted “No” to the reforms.

But Paola, who lives in Los Angeles, US, announced 10 dates for a “Pompa Tour” telling fans: “I am a woman of my word”.

“Pompa” – meaning pump – is Italian slang for oral sex.

Speaking after the result, she said: “Those who say NO to the referendum will be waiting in delight for my ‘Pompa Tour’ in January for what I promised to those who voted no.”

True to her word, Paola has completed the first leg of the tour, which kicked off in Rome on January 7 and ended in Palermo on January 21.

Now she has confirmed a further 11 dates, with the first event in Foggia on February 1.

Speaking exclusively to Daily Star Online, “tired” Paola has opened up about the demands of repeatedly performing oral sex on strangers.

Along with “stress” and “tiredness”, the brunette revealed that fellas accidentally “hurt me sometimes” during the sex act.

But despite complaining of a sore jaw after events, Paolo is in good health and has not sustained any injuries thus far.

In between #######s, which are performed in a private room, Paola “sometimes asks for a time out” to “clean my face for example”.

 
Chef Boyardee.

Pinocchio.

Fellatio.

Oh, I don't like that.

Well, have you ever tried it?

Sure. Chef Boyardee, spaghetti in a can. It's so mushy.

 
19.4 million?  12 dates?

Let's say she doesn't finish everyone and maybe gives each voter just a single lick.  If she is extremely well organized and has her subjects lined up and ready to go, we can estimate about 5 seconds per lick.  An actual lick should take less time, but allowing for repositioning and the occasional gag or spit we'll call the mean lick time about 5 s.    That puts us up to about 97,000,000 seconds.  That is a little over 3 years worth of licking non stop 24/7.  Add a few months if she is permitted to sleep a few hours each day.  I think she may need to clear a little more time on her calendar.

 

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